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>> No.16829936

>>16829935
Assuming you are above 110 IQ*

>> No.16830150
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16830150

>>16829936
You only need 81 IQ though

>> No.16830199

Drop plebbit references in the interview and stuff like that. Basically just walk in and give him a firm dick shake whilst dressed as a faggot (your usual outfit) holding a bouquet of flowers with a huge plastic dildo hanging out of your ass that can be seen through crotch-less salmon colored trousers and then when he asks for credentials immediately stand up, unzip and show him your tiny micro penis with feminine pubic hair growth pattern. Then ask him if he would like to share an ice cold s-o-ylent with you and suck the bottle with your lips around it before handing it to him

>> No.16830271

>>16830150
Can I be considered a diversity hire if I'm a first generation American (born here)?

>> No.16830309

>>16829935
IT work is untermensch tier. A true Evolian aristocrat chooses to work in fields such as land surveying, horticulture, architecture, watchmaking and essentially anything requiring a high IQ, INTJ, INTP, ENTJ personality + physical work.

>> No.16830322

>>16830309
Impressive

>> No.16830404

>>16830309
>INTJ, INTP, ENTJ
imagining believing that 20th century astrology Myer-Briggs bullshit

>> No.16830418

>>16830309
Okay you faggot I just need to sustain myself for a few years until LINK moons.

>> No.16830547

>>16830199
haven't laughed this hard in a while, thanks anon

>> No.16830585

>>16830418
LINK is never gonna moon, retard

>> No.16830810

>>16829935
STEM Major -> Learn coding like all the other STEM majors who realized that great STEM outcomes work for only a few

>> No.16830812

>>16830585
Tell me how smart contracts will work with offchain data then???

>> No.16830826

>>16830812
Data won't be off chain

>> No.16830904

Present as a woman for better chances at being a diversity hire. You don’t have to pass but put in the effort.

>> No.16831194

>>16830826
Literally 99.99% of data is off chain right now

>> No.16832373
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16832373

>>16830309
>Evolian aristocrat

>> No.16832379

>>16829935
Nepotism

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>>16832373
Yes.

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16832551

>Evolian aristocrat
>Thank you very much sir. Server to window all good all set.
Get that head out of your ass you small brained monkey

>> No.16832598

>>16829935
Don’t go to Uni. Its gonna take you awhile to actually get the knowledge yourself lets say 2 years of solid programming, about 1 hour a day average.

Build up a github and do a good interview and you’re in. Just don’t expect high pay for at least 5 years