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Forget about crypto for a sec what are some stuff that are being done but need improvement or any other ideas you guys think are good i saw the thread about the vagina perfume and it blew my mind how smart that is with all the virgins out there similarly what are some other unexpected products that would explode

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Self-bump

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okay sirs, there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kickstart the adoption and ensure that all haircombers make it.

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No crypto talk please

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No crypto talk please

>> No.16818795

Soundproof sleep chambers for apartments.

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>>16818795
Now finnaly something thats not a bad idea i would definitely see people needing this

>> No.16818917

>>16818878
I need it. Fucking please make it a reality.

>> No.16819812

>>16818917
Doesnt look like anyone has tried something like that yet maybe a specific room would be make completely sound proof with a way that is cost effective and will return profit

>> No.16819835

>>16818795
>he doesn’t just sleep in a coffin lined with eggshell foam
Shiggy

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>>16819835
Here is your prize for that reply