Slack and Wagecucking

[Anonymous No.16810007]

Anyone else have to put up with this shit?

[Anonymous No.16810023]

>>16810007
We also have "employee resource group" channels like one for LGBTQ, one for veterans, one for "women in tech", etc. Since Diversity & Inclusion is part of the company mission we all have a section dedicated to D&I on our annual performance reviews and we have to show how we added to positive change in the organization. Basically means that everyone needs to virtue signal in one of these channels every once in a while

[Anonymous No.16810030]

we all have to work with normies

[Anonymous No.16810040]

holy shit do companies really pay employees to shitpost in their own mini-chans on the clock?

[Anonymous No.16810043]

>>16810007

[Anonymous No.16810053]

>>16810040
Not sure how common it is but mine definitely does

[Anonymous No.16810064]

>>16810023
>I chose to be gay the same day you chose to be straight
>chose to be straight
>biologically purpose is to be straight

[Anonymous No.16810067]

>>16810053

hahahahaha
fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.16810107]

Ok, OP where the fuck do you work. Give me a damn name I cannot process this actually existing.

[Anonymous No.16810129]

>>16810107
every single tech/software company

[Anonymous No.16810133]

>>16810007
Another story I guess. So I'm one of the admins for our Slack server. We had a "yo momma" bot installed, basically just a dumb little bot that told yo momma jokes. I didn't even know about it until one day I got pulled aside and chewed out by the fucking CTO.

Apparently one of the infinifat chicks in the office got offended by it

[Anonymous No.16810649]

>>16810040
This. I’ve been wondering how to get this job at my company for awhile now.

[Anonymous No.16811411]

>>16810023
>>16810133
Is this real life

[Anonymous No.16811943]

>>16810043
Top kek, reply with "ok boomer"

[Anonymous No.16811983]

Slack notifications are giving me anxiety. That said at least people don't use it for non-work shit. Thank god.

[Anonymous No.16811986]

>>16810007
Where did this fucking gay Reddit baby Yoda meme come from? I thought the new starwars movies were flops even by normies standards?

[Anonymous No.16812013]

>>16811983
lol, some friends and I actually use Slack for a private group chat

[Anonymous No.16812049]

>>16811986
baby yoda is a psyop to prep the populace for the ayys coming in a few months
youll see

[Anonymous No.16812056]

>>16810023
Used to be a corporate cuck for PepsiCo, and this is EXACTLY what they do also, HATED it.

[Anonymous No.16812058]

>>16812049
pretty reasonable.

[Anonymous No.16812072]

Use existing technology (IRC) create shit, name it SLACK, polute my inbox with e-mail notifications.

[Anonymous No.16812130]

These are the people shit talking neets

[Anonymous No.16812144]

>>16812056
I worked in sales for pepsi and it was the same shit

niggers could literally do whatever the fuck they wanted with no consequences. Our employee of the year accepted his award wearing a Tshirt with a giant weed leaf on it. in fact, niggers won all the awards. we had meetings about women's herstory month despite having no women doing our job, only the higher ups because all women would automatically get promoted.

[Anonymous No.16812157]

>>16810107
Bruh do you even computer science? My last 2 jobs had this shit, I work from home now and they don't even make you use a time tracker.

[Anonymous No.16812162]

>>16812144
>women's herstory month

[Anonymous No.16812197]

>>16810053
>generational allies
that's a new one to me

[Anonymous No.16812220]

So do they give you shit if you don't post in these and focus on doing, you know, work?

[Anonymous No.16812239]

>>16810107
It's more common than you think

[Anonymous No.16812249]

>>16810053
>abled
FUCK lost. We have a group for disabled people named "abled" where I work too

[Anonymous No.16812265]

Have a DEI consultant doing a study/focus group it my company right now and I was invited to a session. Basically black people are really upset they have jobs, saying everything and everyone is racist. At least that's how I translated it. Fucking niggers...

Ivy group consulting

[Anonymous No.16812267]

>>16810043
this one is kinda sweet

[Anonymous No.16812320]

Why is American corporate culture so fucking limp? Is it really just spoiled rich kids who never learned how people actually are?

[Anonymous No.16812439]

>>16812320
The requirement of college degrees just infects companies with the college social justice mentality. It's pretty fucking obnoxious.

[Anonymous No.16812490]

>>16812439
This. Honestly for software engineering you really shouldn't need any kind of degree, none of the shit I took in college helped me in any way with my current sftwengr job. It's all stuff you learn in the field by having projects thrown at you and being forced to figure them out. As long as you have a mind for logical problem solving anyone can learn

[Anonymous No.16812537]

>>16810007
Never heard or seen it since I'm a neet, post gore in it though and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.16812617]

What corporations are hiring people to shitpost on slack all day?

[𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏 No.16812712]

>>16810007
Yes, senpai. Its annoying that i cant even be employed without having to engage in social media with coworkers who dont do shit but hang out on aocial media while im busy making the boss rich.

[Anonymous No.16812742]

>>16812490
The advantage of having an employee with a college degree is having someone with a school loan. It's soft indentured servitude. Probably less likely to leave or make waves too.

[Anonymous No.16812776]

>>16812742
Fuck, this makes too much sense.