/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16800726]

What is your deepest, biggest, dirtiest secret /biz/?

Mine is

>sleep over at friend's house when I was 13 or so
>Everyone is sleeping
>Sneak into his sister's room
>Lick and rub my dick into her feet while she is sleeping
>Next morning, steal some worn thong of his mom on my way out of his house

[Anonymous No.16800738]

Did you try on the thong anon

[Anonymous No.16800773]

i've never had sexual intercourse

[Anonymous No.16800793]

something i could never tell another soul, not even anonymously

[Anonymous No.16800800]

How the fuck did you lick your own dick

[Anonymous No.16800803]

i climbed up into a tree and jerked off and coomed onto some old people walking past

[Anonymous No.16800804]

i put my own butt on my dick

[Anonymous No.16800816]

>>16800773
we are neets!

[Anonymous No.16800828]

Some people might call this bullshit, but what you are about to read is 100% true

>be 18 virgin
>meet a milf at the gym (not the porn type milf, just a regular 40something woman, later find she is 25 years older than me)
>we chit chat and shit
>one day after gym session we go for a drink
>start making out, not extremely attracted to her even though she has big tits, but go for it because i want to lose virginity
>fast forward few years of being in a relationship with her
>she hires me into her job, where im working like an hour a day
>basically sit on my ass all day and getting paid
>she cooks daily for me
>fast forward few years
>she buys me my own appartment and car
>we dont even have sex anymore at all
>I really love her, she is the only person I love in this world, but I see her as my mother nowdays
>She subtly told me that she don't mind me sleeping around (as long as its with other women, because she hate gay guys, and im not even gay lol)

Thats what my life has been. I don't know how to feel about this. Should I feel like an asshole? Should I feel lucky? No idea

[Anonymous No.16800848]

I prefer fucking girls in the ass and I have came in the ass of every girl I've fucked since I got the confidence to just roll with it. I don't feel comfortable with myself because of it.

kinda feel like a weird sex demon that craves the violation of women.

[Anonymous No.16800872]

>>16800848
it's because your butthole was violated once and now you want others to feel that as well. it's okay anon

[Anonymous No.16800883]

>>16800828
Liars go to hell. Say 50 holy marys right now.

[Anonymous No.16800894]

>>16800848
>I prefer fucking girls in the ass and I have came in the ass of every girl I've fucked since I got the confidence to just roll with it

This. I cannot say I know the feel of everything that follows this though.

Girls are freaks and love butt stuff. When they tell me "You made me into a butt girl. I never knew I'd be into it." it's my queue to leave and let them them spread their wings. Onto the next one.

[Anonymous No.16800911]

>>16800828
Sugar mommy that feels like a real mommy you can fuck. That's gotta fuck with your head. Maybe you should keep dicking her down. I mean that's some hardcore fetish material you got there, may as well own it.

[Anonymous No.16800936]

>>16800872
well, metaphorically my ass was violated by my father, don't think it physically happened unless it's heavily repressed, but he's a hardcore catholic that hates faggots so i doubt that ever happened. He was just a bully and an asshole throughout my entire childhood.

So yeah, probably has something to do with that.

>>16800894
glad I'm not the only one

[Anonymous No.16800958]

>>16800828
theres nothing necessarily wrong with this
all women have nurturing motherly instinct like this but it sounds like hers is blown out of proportion

[Anonymous No.16801070]

>>16800793
This. I know this feel. Anyone else posting in this thread is a larp. If its a dark secret. It goes to the grave with you. If your willing to speak it, or type it.. then it just does not fit that catagory. I have done things no soul will ever know.

[Anonymous No.16801077]

>>16800726
I hold national socialist beliefs.

[Anonymous No.16801090]

>>16801077
Checked BBC and based desu

[Anonymous No.16801092]

>>16801070
>I have done things no soul will ever know

[Anonymous No.16801104]

>>16800828
>She subtly told me that she don't mind me sleeping around
ABSOLUT SHIT-TEST
Do NOT fall for it

[Anonymous No.16801113]

>>16801077
Checked and based desu

[Anonymous No.16801183]

>>16800726
I fuck horses

[Anonymous No.16801215]

>>16800828
>what are children
you laid the basis for a shity last third of your life. congrats you fucked up

[Anonymous No.16801257]

>>16801215
You know that guys are viable into their 60s, right? I mean the kids are at much higher risk of autism, but we’re all ok, r..right?

[Anonymous No.16801437]

>>16801113
Thanks for the pic, friend. I literally just printed it out and stuck it on my fridge

[Anonymous No.16801521]

>>16801437
Will post more for you fren.

[Anonymous No.16801529]

>>16801437
The youth are the soul of a nation

[Anonymous No.16801548]

>>16800894
its funny and sincere sounding posts like this that made me come to this awful website almost every day for 13 years and never visit any other forums.

it ruined my life

[Anonymous No.16801557]

>>16801077

[Anonymous No.16801605]

>>16801521
>>16801529
Much appreciated. Maybe one day his name will be vindicated

[Anonymous No.16801611]

>>16800726
my rape and virgin fetishes

[Anonymous No.16801613]

>>16801437

[Anonymous No.16801619]

>>16801437
based

[Anonymous No.16801662]

>>16800828
You're an asshole and should stay faithful to her. I am jealous as fuck

[Anonymous No.16801665]

>>16801605
Hail victory

[Anonymous No.16801678]

>>16801557

[Anonymous No.16801957]

Impregnation fetish...
Just want to shoot my seed and make Genghis Khan look like a pussy. Make sure my bloodline lives on.

[Anonymous No.16802164]

>>16800828
Dont sleep around. Should probably build up your work ethic though. This situation might not be forever.