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Shitlink $1k 2019
Shitcoin $250k 2019
Stock market collapse -90%
Recession, economic collapse.
WW3 with Iran
Military draft
>MUH INVERSE YIELD CURVE!!!!!
Gold to the moon
Silver to the moon
Housing market will tank and boomers will be wandering the streets homeless
And the stupidest thing I've ever read here....Index fund bubble
This thread will also be filled with chumps and shills who bought 20 bucks worth of some shitcoin for a tenth of a cent each bragging about their 300% increase

>> No.16800381

>>16800315
Hes right, we've been using them all wrong sitting our asses on dirty toilet seats, more hygienic to place soles of feet there

>> No.16800392

>>16800315
>And the stupidest thing I've ever read here....Index fund bubble
This place isn't for you, stinky boomer.

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>>16800315
>have been about literally everything

>> No.16800558

>>16800540
oh no I made a typo on the internet I am so retarded lol

>> No.16800579

>>16800315
>You people have been about literally everything
Nice selfie OP. How'd you get the camera to stay there?

>> No.16800616

>>16800315
sometimes i shit like that when im constipated and it helps. am i retarded like OP pic or are jeets onto something?

>> No.16800625

>>16800315
I'm confused, none of the things you said were regular opinions around here. Those that are regular opinions around here are still well within their timeline to be true. Your post has basically zero content, eat shit retard

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>> No.16800694

>>16800625
Nigger please. Its every day all day.
Some one posts a thread asking if he should open an account with Vanguard or with Fidelity and its all "you're gonna loose everything", "buy chainlink instead", "index funds are for retarded boomers", "imagine holding index funds when the economy collapses", "Chainlike $1000 EOY"

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>>16800315
The one stock I shilled here, ABMD, is down 5% since I shilled it.

>> No.16800796

>>16800756
>Buy individual stocks but not kike boomer index funds
Something else /biz/ gets wrong every day.
Sorry to hear you fell for it. At least you didn't the money on meme tokens.

>> No.16801276

>>16800381
Not bare feet bro

>> No.16801367

>>16800315
They haven't happened yet. That doesn't mean they won't happen. Recession comes 9 to 14 months after the yield curve inversion. Market crash would cause a panic, Fed will print their way out of it like always, price of everything increases, plebs get poorer and people who own things get richer.

>> No.16801538

>>16801367
Most yield inversions are NOT followed by a recession.
You're just repeating news media memes.
and if the fed will just print their way out of a crash, why would you not own stocks? Guaranteed riches in your own scenario.

>> No.16802243

>>16800315
>Index fund bubble
this is true... immagine simply putting your money into an index and getting 7% every year...it's fucking insane... especially considering the bubble stocs are in nowdays (10 years bull...)

>> No.16802269

>>16801367
>Fed will print their way out of it like always, price of everything increases, plebs get poorer and people who own things get richer
how can they get rich with inflated money?
the only one getting rich willl be people with scarce assetts eventually.
ANYWAY BETTER TO BE IN THE SIDELINES WITH CASH IN A 10 YEARS BULL THEN BUYING THE TAP

>> No.16802276

>>16800558
Yes you are rofl

>> No.16802278

>>16801538
>and if the fed will just print their way out of a crash, why would you not own stocks? Guaranteed riches in your own scenario.
can someone respond to ths?

>> No.16802305

I cant speak for all biz, the time stamps on my posts prove you wrong on the record op.

I said sell chainlink at $3 when twas 2.75 and the same day buy wau coin at 100$. link fell hard, wau gained, now at 300. Just look its all recorded

>> No.16803483

>>16801538
>and if the fed will just print their way out of a crash, why would you not own stocks? Guaranteed riches in your own scenario.
can someone respond to ths?