Crypto Is Pumping But You're A Dumfuk Who Doesn't Know How To Acoomulate For Free

[Anonymous No.16782156]

You have no job.

You live in your mom's basement.

And that's not even the worst part.... You didn't figure out that cryptocurrency projects are BEGGING for adoption and will PAY YOU to acknowledge them, unlike how the father you never had failed to acknowledge you.

If you have no monetary resources you almost certainly have free time, so here is a list of ways to get some free crypto and save yourself before it's too late:

https://pastebin.com/JnHwR5SF

Check them out and feel free to post anything I missed in thread.

Catch you at the Iranian lambo meetup.

[Anonymous No.16782198]

>>16782156
Whore on the left was offered to me as an escort in Vegas and I was rolling of my mind on Molly and still said no
She wanted 2k for the night
Said no and put that money in Crypto, very very very smart decision

[Anonymous No.16782218]

>>16782198

How did you not coom on this larper?

[Anonymous No.16782255]

>>16782218
Every since I found out about crypto, every time I want to buy something I ask myself, is it worth it? Or should I just put it in Crypto?
Been this for a long time, I don’t really have a life, either I make it or the rope
Brappers can come later

[Anonymous No.16782348]

>>16782255

it takes some serious discipline to not want to run through an internet thot that looks like this for 2K but props to you

[Anonymous No.16782377]

>>16782348

She's ugly looking, not my type.

But thanks OP for the Pastebin.

[Anonymous No.16782494]

>>16782377

I would paste the shit out of her bin for 2K after getting all these free coins

[Anonymous No.16782510]

>>16782156
what kind of weird ass driveway street is that?

[Anonymous No.16782522]

>>16782218
>>16782348
>>16782156
These whores are exactly my type

[Anonymous No.16782569]

>>16782522

same desu

[Anonymous No.16782586]

>>16782522
>>16782569
pretty sure the one on the right has a penis

[Anonymous No.16782607]

>>16782586
>just the right
Buddy, you may want to sit down for this one

[Anonymous No.16782609]

>>16782586

for $2,000 you can find out

[Anonymous No.16782622]

>>16782156

too old.

way too old

[Anonymous No.16782630]

>>16782607

pp where?

[Anonymous No.16782645]

Thanks op good shit. Question though, how much could you realistically grind from these?

[Anonymous No.16782657]

Fuck I get paid next week and was gonna put a nice amount in. At least what I currently had is pumping although took some out for Christmad. Big regrets

[Anonymous No.16782676]

>>16782645

some have limited ceiling and others depend on how much time you want to waste.

i suggest putting all of your earnings onto a staking coin or project you believe will see growth and taking the free equity at infinite ROI % and hoping for the best. everyone's results will be different. still beats being a losing miner or trader if you just gamify shit and try to get your levels up.

slow and steady compounding wins the race. only do the shit you feel is a good trade off of your time or multi task like a mad lad and get it all done in a half hour or so each day until you start to see growth.

[Anonymous No.16783474]

>>16782198
What is her name??

[Anonymous No.16783498]

>>16782156
That 1 dollar i can earn an hour certainly is productive

[Anonymous No.16783503]

>>16783498

it is if the income is passive like some the things listed. if you don't want to do the active ones to get more equity to compound and invest go pay for a fortnite battle pass or whatever you do while you post on 4chan for 0 dollars an hour.

[Anonymous No.16783521]

>>16783503
Sure, but its not "more than mcd pays you"

[Anonymous No.16783824]

>>16783521

the hourly rate of doing Coinbase Earn when available is most definitely better than the hourly rate at McDonalds

[Anonymous No.16783835]

>>16783824
>when available

[Anonymous No.16783850]

>>16782348
>2K bucks to fuck her
>Takes some serious restrain not to accept that offer
Yo wtf, there are far hotter escorts that offer a whole night for 500-1000 bucks (plus my travelling expenses) and despite being a girl with amazing figure a bubbly but and big titties I would be hesitant to go for it
Doesn't matter now anyways, because she stopped doing escort things like five years ago more or less

[Anonymous No.16784339]

>>16783850
>paying a whole night instead of 30 min of pump an dump

[Anonymous No.16784347]

>>16782156
>If you have no monetary resources you almost certainly have free time, so here is a list of ways to get some free crypto and save yourself before it's too late:
You won't save yourself by earning less than one dollar a day chasing shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.16785108]

>>16783824
How do you get off the fuckin waitlist,been like 3 weeks now?

[Anonymous No.16785160]

>>16782156
I have a job but i want to make more money on the side, will this help?
Pls help a newfag brainlet out!

[Anonymous No.16786095]

>>16784339
Well, that only adds to my case since you pay 2K for some meager 30 minutes instead of paying ten or twenty times less, and considering the 500 deal includes three fuckings,dinner and sleeping together is not so bad.
Plus for me just travelling from my country to britbongistan just to fuck the chick I was talking about half an hour would be kind of a waste of time and money. Even if the flight is relatively affordable

[Anonymous No.16786121]

>>16783850
I’ve payed $5,000 for night with a 10/10

American though

[Anonymous No.16786149]

>>16782156
It's a smaller source, but Bitcoin Blast lets you get about a thousand sats per day playing a connect the gems type puzzle game. You can send it right to your coinbase account too

[Anonymous No.16786169]

>>16782156
>got /fit/ and moved to las vegas
>made friends in unexpectedly high places
>tfw used to go to house parties with girls exactly like this
>tfw too spergy to make a move even when they were literally pulling my shirt off and licking my neck on the couch
>tfw get introduced to several girls like this but autism struck every time and ruined it

[Anonymous No.16786252]

>>16786169
lol I miss the autism threads on /fit/

[Anonymous No.16786369]

My invite code

minepiDOT com slash Twice4lyfe

[Anonymous No.16786410]

>>16782156
those are men

[Anonymous No.16786521]

>>16782348
>it takes some serious discipline to not want to run through an internet thot that looks like this for 2K
no it doesn’t, obvious virgin
>2k for pussy
fucking lmao

[Anonymous No.16786551]

What the fuck is the point of a bitcoin faucet?

You are making such a stupidly small amount, why not just work a day and make $100, and invest $20 into Bitcoin? I can almost guarantee it would take like months of slaving away with stupid games, surveys, and videos to make $20 worth of bitcoin from the faucet.

It just seems like a terribly inefficient use of time.

And also, Coinbase earn you need to be selected for.

[Anonymous No.16786628]

>>16782510
Based autist