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The war has begun.

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1214750595120271360

>> No.16781604

Fuck Israel

>> No.16781623
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Is trump our guy?
bitcoin might hit 9k tonight

>> No.16781634

>>16781593

post a reliable source not zerohedge. otherwise fake news.

>> No.16781636

lmfao they launched 12 missiles at army bases and didn't manage a single casualty, so they gotta shoot down some ukies to bump up their numbers

>> No.16781642

>>16781593
BORING

>> No.16781652
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RIP

>> No.16781653

>>16781593
why, usa has nothing to do with it. It's a nothing burger right?

>> No.16781665

>>16781634
https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1214755796262645761

>>16781653
was shot down

>> No.16781677

>>16781593

BITCOIN IS STALLING WE NEED MORE CARNAGE!!

>crash it

>> No.16781679

>>16781636
>implying it wasn't the US

>> No.16781685

>more ukranians and iranians died today than americans
lmao

>> No.16781690

>>16781636
>Iranians fuck things up

what a real surprise i'm shocked, shocked!

>> No.16781695
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>>16781634
Fox News is reporting it.

>> No.16781700

>>16781593
HOLY KEK I THOUGHT IT WAS FAKE

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/07/world/middleeast/iran-plane-crash-boeing-ukraine.html

>> No.16781701
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>>16781593
based boeing boomers launch first strike against iran

>> No.16781714

>>16781700
Everyone thought it was fake.
Now everyone thinks Iran accidently a plane.

>> No.16781720

false flag

>> No.16781725

>>16781685
>>16781690
>>16781714
OY VEY
hello JIDF

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>> No.16781747

>>16781714

no everyone just thinks boeing is incompetent

>> No.16781748

https://twitter.com/AlHadath/status/1214758196511985664

Arabic newspaper based out of Dubai claims it was accidentally shot down by Iranian anti-aircraft missiles.

>> No.16781750

US retaliation by killing an Iranian diplomat-or-whatever to Ukraine?

Or Iranian retaliation by sabotaging beloved American company Boeing (plus its ally Ukraine) in an environment with strong plausible deniability?

>> No.16781767

>>16781725
ahmed? more like ahmad
:^)

>> No.16781782
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>>16781748
>accidentally shot down by Iranian anti-aircraft missiles
How can they be this incompetent

>> No.16781788

>>16781748
Ah, right, so two more possibilities:
1. US retaliation by killing an Iranian diplomat-or-whatever to Ukraine
2. Iranian retaliation by sabotaging beloved American company Boeing (plus its ally Ukraine) in an environment with strong plausible deniability
3. Iranian SAM site with an itchy trigger finger
4. We stuxnet'd the S400 and just did one hell of a morally grey false flag

>> No.16781796

>>16781593
Maybe it was a 737 Max?

>> No.16781800

>>16781767
The Iran War never took place
It's simple

>> No.16781808

>>16781796
737-800 I think.

>> No.16781825

>>16781788
>Iranian retaliation by sabotaging beloved American company Boeing (plus its ally Ukraine) in an environment with strong plausible deniability
This would be the ultimate passive aggressive bitch move
>Iranian SAM site with an itchy trigger finger
Probably most plausible explanation

>> No.16781826

>>16781750
>>16781788
The US would not shoot down a civilian plane as a form of retaliation you absolute brainlet

>> No.16781839
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https://twitter.com/saptak__mondal/status/1214757920732135424

VIDEO FOOTAGE

>> No.16781845

>>16781825
>NSA launches false flag attack by hacking Iranian SAM site with the password googoosh2 and shooting some nato civilians

>> No.16781857

>>16781825
>This would be the ultimate passive aggressive bitch move
Could've been done by SAM, could've been done by ground crew sabotage. Hell, Russia might've sent them a few Bitcoins to do it.

>Iranian SAM site with an itchy trigger finger
>Probably most plausible explanation
Eh, a civilian airliner heading out of the capital is pretty different from a jet bombing some top secret desert site. Though maybe their radar was a misleading piece of shit and the site commander thought he'd do what that one Serb did downing a stealth fighter.

>>16781826
Didn't we just hear that the "kill Quesadilla Salami" was a meme choice the Pentagon didn't expect Trump to pick?

Gulf of Tonkin: Air Boogaloo is not out of the question.

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Wait, it not even near Iran where it's shot down wtf

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>>16781864
Ah nevermind, it's all good. Looks like they lost some altitude but recovered and are back at cruising altitude :)

>> No.16781923

>>16781883
the past 6 days were all just a ruse, trump and ayatollah decided to make a fun play for us before they announce their BFFship
there isn't going to be a world war ever again sillygooses humanity is much smarter than it was in the past :)

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>>16781593
How can we profit off of planes crashing?

>> No.16781952

this is just the beginning. Trump is far too off the rails to allow nothing to happen. The next 48 hours are going to be incredibly interesting

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>>16781593
now watch as the lefties slowly start to support Trump

the left loves few things more than the war machine

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>>16781857
>Quesadilla Salami

>> No.16781966

>>16781701
kek have a (you)

>> No.16781973

>>16781952
will you reevaluate all your narratives when you prove to be wrong?

>> No.16781988

>>16781923
They wanted to buy some $SPY at a discount, but they didn't think it would be so resilient.

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>>16781839
here you go

>> No.16782028

>>16781937
If you're serious, open a brokerage account (say, a Roth IRA if you're just starting out) and work to enable options trading on it.

Then you can buy puts on companies like Boeing (or their parts supplies or actual airlines). Put options earn you money when stock prices drop.

If you can't get options, you can look into just short selling, but that's way less exciting/profitable.

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>>16781604

>> No.16782051

>>16781973
Surely. The man is comically unstable. The only guiding hope we have is some rational advisors telling him that retaliating isn't a good idea. If it were solely up o him you know we'd already have sent double the amount of missiles back. In fact I'd wager we're probably hatching up some covert plan right now. Do I think we're going to war? No. Do I think Trump/ the US admin is going to take this lightly? No. Will they do something about it? Yes.

>> No.16782055

>>16781593
how safe is boeing 737-800? this is that particular ones first crash right? im getting on an 737-800 in a few days

>> No.16782060

>>16782021
That's it, wrap it up bois
Ww3 inbound in 3..2..

>> No.16782076

Imagine taking the first plane to get out that shit hole and it crashes for a (((mechanical))) failure

>> No.16782092

>>16781701
Damn I can't remember a company getting rimjobbed this bad in a long long time, imagine seeing they finally have good news and holding Boeing calls through the night, I'd be crying too much to sleep. Might see 10% drop.

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>>16781747
>no everyone just thinks Ukraine is incompetent
fixed

>> No.16782176

>>16781634
The only thing fake Zerohedge reports are recession predictions.

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>>16781665
seems like a legit source to me

>> No.16782248

>>16782212
>Russian bots bad
who fucking cares

>> No.16782974

>>16781788
5. Somebody, maybe compromised US asset was on board that flight that wasn¨t allowed to get out of Iran.

>> No.16783036

>>16781788
The fact that the media is reporting “they aren’t sure” is a pretty big indicator of false flag IMO. It would be extremely apparent if a plane was shot down by a missle system right after liftoff at the fucking airport. US seems to be feeling out reception to the news.

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>>16781593
the missiles were a distraction from the FORCEFIELD they activated???

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