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>> No.16780056

Do retail investors have access to after-market trading? If so which brokers allow you to do it?

>> No.16780057

It's very nice of the pilot of the ONTX moon mission to delay the shuttle departure until my fucking money is able to be invested. Schwab really boning me

>> No.16780059

First for fuck bears

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>> No.16780066

Saudi and UAE writing biggest checks of their life to USA right now

>> No.16780076

This decade is going to be shit

>> No.16780077

Yup, so long defense companies. Like we said everyone here should have done days ago

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>> No.16780082

Webull allows trading from 4AM until 8PM. I'm sure others do too.

>> No.16780084

Iran warned they would attack UAE and Israel if USA bombs them

>> No.16780088

Should've kept my WMT puts longer. Fuck.

>> No.16780093
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Sold off 60% of my FB/Apple holds because they're feeling super overvalued (but I didn't want to completely sell out, lest I be incorrect).

Now the question is what undervalued goodies is no one looking at right now, /smg/.

>> No.16780098


Mid east gonna be a bad place to be soon

>> No.16780101

I literally made more money in a few days (well I guess from late december) then I have done for the past 3-4 months last year. This decade is going fucking great so far

>> No.16780102

>Iran will attack UAE and Israel
>No mention of the Saudis
War is cancelled.

>> No.16780109

It appears the USAF may bomb Iraqi Guard positions in Syria. Also potential dogfights in Iraqi airspace as Iranian Air force crosses over.

>> No.16780111


Can anyone determine what the broad JUSTing on this stock is? Reverse splits make it look amazing but in actual fact its still getting JUSTed beyond belief

>> No.16780115

imagine betting your entire country on a chicken game, fucking Iran can't be allowd nukes

>> No.16780117

I hope gold, oil, and military stocks tank before people get a chance to profit.

>> No.16780122


Aren't they essentially beaten? Or do you mean Iran?

>> No.16780136

I only own stocks that hurt people in the normal capitalist way. I hate war.

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Give me your sexy puts /smg/ since all I can see since the ketchup debacle is red.

>> No.16780144

>we will hit them harder than they have ever been hit before!
Uh oh

>> No.16780153
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/biz/ memes getting proper JUSTed

>> No.16780154

He’s not accountable for the things he says or tweets though... he can change his mind at any time.

As long as the Saudis are safe, all is right in the world.

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>> No.16780163

I'm getting JUSTed pretty hard, but so are most people

>> No.16780164
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>bought a bunch of dips today
>won't have enough to buy these new REAL dips
week of the year

>> No.16780166

Why did ENPH Tank so hard after hours?
Is it time to buy in?

>> No.16780182

>It appears the USAF may bomb Iraqi Guard positions in Syria
What? Are you talking about iran's revolutionary guard?

>> No.16780197

Oh yeah, duh. I'm too mutt to keep all of these sand people kingdoms straight.

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Ive had khc since 2018, this is actual pathetic capitulation by you nu ketchup cuck

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>> No.16780213

My boy... look how they massacred my boy!

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>> No.16780218

There's nothing about this being confirmed at all and I doubt those reports pretty hard aswell

>> No.16780229

why would anyone want to fight the US
we will bomb any country that declares war on us
it's like 1+1=2. we are simple fat people. we bomb things sometimes

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all my stocks went red. all the stocks i have on my watch list for future purchase went red. i dont have enough to to buy all this dip. i just need a small loan of one million dollars.

>> No.16780245

It feels like war

>> No.16780267

this song jams
makes me want to bomb brown people and set fires to their jungles

>> No.16780280

Hopefully Trump does the right thing and just glasses that entire shithole region

>> No.16780285

You are correct. There's at least one report that the USAF may instead be deescalating, while others suggest they're drawing more jets into Iraqi airspace, likely to defend American positions as previously stated by the administration.

>> No.16780297

I mean... I wouldn’t mind a concubine with no concept of independence and all that.... I never got a my qt starving Venezuelan waifu.

>> No.16780302

Listen man idk desu maybe it's cause both sunnis and shias knows half of our military is a bunch of mexicans and the other women, but whatever the case even Tasnim news has now reported Iraq retaliating

>> No.16780318

>guy says he lost 14k on amrn like an hour ago
>amrn drops an entire dollar now
I'm sorry.

>> No.16780329

Great, send the women and mexicans on the front line I call that a win for everyone

>> No.16780331

A US fucking fighter pilot has been shot down today

>> No.16780336

That will only happen if there is an immediate truce and cease fire before tomorrow morning.

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One of those twitters posted in the last thread was VERY confusing... but it sounds like Trump will not be addressing the nation?

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>> No.16780355

I saw the massive call volume and bought...
If they don’t have REAL good news to report next week I’m in deep shit... and let’s be honest they won’t have anything to say nothing they’ve said so far has mattered.

>> No.16780362

I bought 20k worth of semiconductor puts on and 10k worth of 10 year treasury calls on Monday. I better open +10k tomorrow morning

>> No.16780381

My source is private man I'm just telling you beforehand. in 30 minutes it will be known

>> No.16780382

Iran are being pussies, promising they'll stop if they don't get punished anymore. I would prefer we martyr a few thousand of them in recompense, but it is what it is. If Trump's a pussy then we're successfully deescalated, if Bolton astral-projects into the situation room we get a new sand war.

Buy AMD.

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> Holding 2 oil stock positions
>Oil surging

>> No.16780428

Yeah... trump is right now saying “well I can’t just do that can I? I’ve got to hit back right?”
And the question is, how much will the public see this as trump’s actions triggering it... but if they can gin up some evidence that soulamenie was an imminent threat...

>> No.16780441

Holy fuck they did it.

>> No.16780446

my money is on Bolton assuming direct control. Not in DC, he's actually directing operations on horseback in Baghdad as we speak

Bolton is actually a direct descendant of the Caesars, he will be appointed emperor after he conquers the entire middle east .

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If I make it a couple of you guys want to go with me on a trip to Japan? I’m marrying a japan girl, that’s it, I’ve decided. Sick and tired of this coal burning culture that destroyed the American woman.

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>> No.16780487

If you're paying, sure

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Yeah I’m in but your use of the phrase coal burning makes me think you’re a /pol/schizo...

Looks like I’m not going to make it anyway sempee dessu, loaded the fuck up on calls and put credit spreads today.

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When you know stocks are gonna tank in the morning now

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>Can't get a girlfriend
>Watches anime for hours
>Now wants a jap girlfriend because you picture them all as anime lookalikes
>Goes to Japan
>Still ugly and a loser
>Pic related is all you can attract

The reason I know this is because it happened to a friend and I'm still laughing at him for it, kek'd.

>> No.16780507

My entire watchlist is getting slaughtered right now what the fuck. Did these people forget that war is good for business?

>> No.16780519

No Americans died, Trump's going to get some McDonald's, war's called off.

>> No.16780526

market is emotional

enough people are afraid to wake up tomorrow and just go to account and sell everything

>> No.16780528

unconfirmed, will be soon

>> No.16780537

I fuckin tried to tell you doods to buy the dip before the 8PM close. Oh well guess you all hate money

>> No.16780548

>triggered by racism
Not him, but >>>/reddit/.

>> No.16780555

that SOXL dip looking much more tasty tho
too bad I only have 500 dollars to play with

>> No.16780566

First of all... Based Japan gorl and based call loading, put credit spreads

Secondly... didnt even know what coal burning was until I stepped off of /biz/ for my first time ever since joining 4chan and ended up on a /pol/ cyu.tube message board streaming cops. Thought the term was funny and I swear that one experience has had an effect on me already

Third... your in. Going to be a good time adventureanon

>> No.16780572

That girl is pretty cute though. Probably a nice virgin too.
>defends white roasties

>> No.16780576

Checked. I managed to get a few shares of SOXL and some SPXL before the close. As unrepentantly bullish as this market has been it's practically money in the bank and if it dips more I'll just buy more. Fuck it I'll break myself buying all the way down then mortgage my house. Multi multi millions on the way back up.

>> No.16780579

Well I'll just have to ride it out.

>> No.16780583

If I make it, in the sense to do this adventure and still be haven’t cut into my made it, then I’ll pay. You’re in

>> No.16780586

Probably just tanked with Iran, right?

It didn't really drop that much. I bought in at $20.

>> No.16780587

Mhm go ahead then, make sure to post a picture of your kid in a few years

>> No.16780589

gotta recalculate values in my head and new price targets, everything is off by random percentages this really blows

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I actually really like her smile... Show bobs and vagine.

It’s just that her eyes are too far apart or something, easy fix, not even a brownbagger.

Not triggered by racism, it’s the rest of the polshit that gets to me. That was just a red flag.

K sounds fun

>> No.16780622

I'm not that other guy. I'm thinking about moving to singapore. Han chinese girls are very pretty.

>> No.16780645

Pendy, if we die, just know I always loved you.

>> No.16780657

Isn’t Singapore pretty degen though... at least Japan is only degen in that standard cosplays and fetishes are pretty well represented in popular media.

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His love is GALT. GALT is love itself.

>> No.16780667

0 respect for gaijin shitters trying to invade Japan

>> No.16780671

i will answer only for those digits. It was a PnD.

>> No.16780680

Its been 2 minutes since 2018... it was already 3 minutes in 2015

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Futures is red but only so so? War is over.

>> No.16780696

Wew how much money are you playing with?

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I've been wanting to buy SO, T, and VZ for a while now but they appear to be highly overvalued, but my port is over half REIT's so I want some diversity that isn't just SPHD, which is my go to money dump.

Alternatives to SO, T, and VZ?

>> No.16780712

simply untrue. you must expose your anus to the sun and hold ankles over head

>> No.16780717

>be me 5 years ago
>go all in on doomer portfolio
>market defies reality for 5 years
>sell it all and go all in TSLA literally this morning
>WWIII starts tonight
>mfw I have no face

>> No.16780726


Do you live off the dividend yields or something? Are you exposed to private prison REITs?

>> No.16780736

its trash.

>> No.16780747

EV are great for apocalypse
way less infrastructure needed, just a solar home and its still useful

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I feel the same way, and yet want to live there for at least a few months of my life...

Heh what happened to the perineum sunning meme? I assume it was like the red light on your balls or staring at the sun has health benefits memes.

>> No.16780755

the only solar power that I need is the sun shining on my butthole

>> No.16780756


I don't have enough invested to live off divvies by a far cry, but that's where I want to be in 20 years.

I also have this idea for dividends from SO and VZ being enough that they actually pay my electric and phone bill which would be pretty sweet.

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>he can change his mind at any time
He can also grab Persia by the pussy whenever he damn well feels like.

>> No.16780798

Good speculation but actually none of those are true. Except I might have became a loser recently but used to be cool and I’m sure I could flow right back into the groove, once I desire to do something else other than the stock market. Also would have to stop being sick of people again. Regardless, you may still be right and I could still only attract your pic related but I can be really good with the ladies. Not able to speak Japanese is going to be a big hindrance. Will have to learn tard level and go off my looks/money.

>> No.16780805

Still hoping this just leads to a pissing contest and not war

But the reptillian part of my brain knows that it will not end until trump has leveled iranian oil refineries, nuclear processing plants and their whole military in the service of israel

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>> No.16780816

WHY? I have 2 positions!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa

>> No.16780821

The new wars will be fought by neets controlling drones and robots warriors

>> No.16780841

Actually would be a good job for them. Work right from home and it’d be the ultimate video game to platinum trophy

>> No.16780872

just AI controlled lightweight drones with small shaped explosives, enough to penetrate the skull+helmet

tons of them

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Portfolio down $500 since Iran happened. Hope things get better from here.

>> No.16780892

It's a pissing contest. This is just something that people will overreact like the NK missile tests.

>> No.16780900

Wake me up when it’s brappening

>> No.16780902

It will. You’re going to be fine. Start making smaller amounts of trades to get back aligned to the market if you need to.

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>> No.16780920

Mean reversion.

>> No.16780924

Well, whoever I sold those Jan 1/10 58$ LABU calls to just got fucked. Double dipping on this week feels nice, but I'm a little worried about tomorrow, I want time to sell another before we fall more.

>> No.16780938

Again, I tried to tell you all to buy the dip but noooooooo you wouldn't listen
Maybe next time you pay attention when your betters try to steer you to a gimme

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Looks like no happening.. ? I'm long

>> No.16780967

I bet you’re fun at parties

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The ride never ends.

-2% to -0.5%

>> No.16780991

Submitted SPXS $14 calls 1/17 if I'm going to lose $ everywhere else may as well try and make some back on a bear ETF.

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>> No.16781012

>I will make a statement about Iran...........tomorrow.

Based as fuck.

>> No.16781016

This simulation is a joke

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What the fuck is this market

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>> No.16781025

u might get snibbed

... trump what are you doing lol
just gonna sleep on it?

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Trump has tweeted about the attack

>> No.16781041

Imagine if the market recovers on open

>> No.16781042

He probably wants to know if any Americans died to temper the degree of his response.

>> No.16781044

Based Trump. Double reverse cucking the bears.

>> No.16781055

>we're assessing casualties
is not a good sign given all the hype on twitter about how there were none, you'd assume trump would trumpet that for a variety of reasons

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Man that whole missile thing was hilarious, looks like my friday expiration call is still alive.

>> No.16781069
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So, I been trying to switch my small fund account for memes out of RH since the free commission meme came to fruition. Well I can’t stop trading the small account long enough to settle my funds, to transfer it to my bank then my real brokerage TD Ameritrade. The issue is, I’m looking at my meme RH account and I’m up $500 after hours but can’t trade early enough pre market with RH.... so I know I’m going to get just’d. Completely REKD and it’s feels bad man right now. SHIT.

A quite insightful thing I took from this though, is I been doing pretty good taking on higher risk and trading more fearless like in my meme account.

>> No.16781078

Trump: “All is Well”

Futures: ok

>> No.16781081

Two things: first, "casualties" can be anything from kills to a dude getting shrapnel in his hand. Second, the initial reports say some Iraqis bit the dust. If they died, who gives a shit?

>> No.16781093

>Two things: first, "casualties" can be anything from kills to a dude getting shrapnel in his hand.
correct, except you'll notice everyone has been claiming there were zero American casualties, including supposed American military sources, which is why I found that phrasing odd

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Atleast robinhood is paying me 1.8% on my uninvested cash

>> No.16781103

>DM1:IND Dow Jones mini Mar 2020 28,406.00 -120.00
This is not too bad.

>> No.16781108

What are your Iran dip purchases? I grabbed me some MSFT today

>> No.16781114

Someday they’ll exit scam you but you’ll already have lost everything in your scam stock

>> No.16781117

Market was closed LARPer

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b-but being nude is the whole appeal of butthole tanning

>> No.16781119

>LCI keeps going down
How many people here actually hold that

>> No.16781121

No sense antagonizing Iraq by specifying "assessing American casualties".

>> No.16781125

All is Well!

>> No.16781130

Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if the iron don makes an announcement at 9AM EST just before markets open to pump the fuck out of them

>> No.16781133

LCI is a good company.. just gotta ignore short term noise and keep an eye on the long term goal

>> No.16781134

Yeah that's cute and all but they were warned about taking retaliation.

>> No.16781137

Iraqis are getting ready for the years of proxy war between sunni/shia/usa/secular/kurd

>> No.16781143

m8 do you honestly think Donald Trump is going to watch what he says on twitter for fear of offending Iraqi sensibilities? lmao

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I posted this back right before christmas.. and it's still following the trend...

>> No.16781165

Yeah I’m not trying to degrade Robinhood . It’s been an adequate and very easy platform for trading to use. The option software layout is very nice but I need charts that aren’t trash and I need full Aftermarket and Pre-Market hours with the high risk trades I’m making with this set amount of meme cash that I somehow aligned with the stars to have grown in size.

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>> No.16781167

>he posts a video of himself in tux
>taps his glass
>I have an announcement to make

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>> No.16781186

He's always direct, deliberate, and, almost always, reciprocal in his antagonizing. How have you not learned this from the past half decade?

>> No.16781196

oc? nice lol

>> No.16781200

I love this image. I see people making these charts all the time saying it's about to rise tomorrow get ready.

>> No.16781206

you're conveniently leaving out the
>accidentally offending people over some things but doesn't give a shit
like the whole "I'm going to bomb cultural sites" thing
If Trump could have immediately touted no casualties whatsoever I assume he would, that's too good a shitposting opportunity to pass up

>> No.16781213

It makes the simulation more hilarious to the watchers. They got to see the poor Iraqis go splat and then lol at the tweet.

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here it is updated...

LCI is way fucking undervalued man.. they can only keep this up for so long.. the shorts have been piling in.. funny how after short interest grew from 48% to now ~51% and maybe even higher now.. that marc cohodes decides to start posting about LCI again.. hmm.. maybe because he loaded up on his position again and needs to shake the tree?? same fucking thing over and over again...

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post your current options trades RIGHT NOW

>> No.16781266

Bought some AMD puts 5 mins before close....it's now down $2

>> No.16781269

i've had these lines on the chart forever.. they follow pretty well on most charts esepcially if you go far out like years and I don't remove them unless they clearly aren't being followed...

>> No.16781280
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They threaten to attack our military base Burger Kings, we threaten to level their sandstone palaces or whatever the fuck. Reciprocity.

>> No.16781281

dont reply to my posts you tripfag piece of shit

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then don't reply to mine you fucking nigger

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Forgot Pic for proof of big dick play

>> No.16781310

dont ever think for one second of your miserable life you can ever tell me what to do you subhuman animal

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Am I gonna make it biz?
Seems war is quite profitable,I may become a neocon now.

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>muffled sound of Fortunate Son playing in the background

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you're still replying to me??

>> No.16781341

You know thinking about your methodology. One thing is it had been consistently making you money. Writing covered calls and buying the dip DCAing to grab the squeeze gains everytime while this company turns itself around. Then you should come out with a nice compound after the big one happens.

>> No.16781360

Based. Nice and girthy

>> No.16781372

I'd get rid of that ASAP I don't expect AMD to stay down at 46 for long after open and the nice bump in IV combined with the lower price should net you a good profit.
I could also be completely wrong and fucking you out of more money though :)

>> No.16781385

exactly.. I don't mind trading it for a year or more.. i've been making an income on it and i see huge potential in it.. it'll take some time to turn the ship around but it should be amazing.. right now I have just a few more calls to buy then around that time hopefully it heads back up to where i can sell some more calls around earnings which I wouldn't be suprised to see some short manipulation right before or right after... again... but shorts are losing their grip, can tell when it starts to climb how it climbs and then the sideways movement you can see them pile up on the ask and try to walk it down.. fucking so obvious

LCI to $60

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Nice try motherfucker...

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>> No.16781407

how do i buy gold?

>> No.16781412

I’m not up to speed on AMD. Only was referring based, to confident big dick option plays. Hopefully you trade it well and it works out for you

>> No.16781417


if true

>stampede like 60 dead
>aircraft hundreds dead


>> No.16781418

are there any other based defence etfs like XAR?

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Pawn shops.

>> No.16781426


shitpost of the decade

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>> No.16781431

ISNA is a state run Iranian media
Headline doesn't exist. This guy can go fuck himself.

>> No.16781433

Well that was fun. War adverted. So far this decade's off to a roaring start huh. Now for ONTX to deliver the good news so I can walk out with a nice fat green bag. All it'd take is a nice run up to at least $9 puny dollars and I'd bust the $108,000 barrier. God, plz grant ONTX the good news they seek so that I can get my green bag of cash I need.

>> No.16781440

GLD and trust HSBC with it lmao

>> No.16781446
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Based baneposter

>> No.16781482

It was a Ukranian passenger jet. You can't make this shit up.

>> No.16781495

No agenda here. I’m just really trying to figure out everything I can, on how to CONSISTENTLY make money in the market. I’m buckling down on learning TA and had a breakthrough on how I need to change the way I think. I’m trying to understand all the angles now hoping to create an edge for myself. If LCIanon is consistently making money that’s an accomplishment.

>> No.16781501

Tehran to Kiev

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>> No.16781514

Can someone tell me going all in twitter is a bad idea. It connects everyone closer than anything we've ever had

>> No.16781515

buy dividend stocks

>> No.16781516


Look at the company management website. The two head honchos are literal pajeets. The whole company exists as a pump and dump scheme for their stock. Lord knows how many reverse splits they've issued over the years.

>> No.16781521

ITA is similar but the outlook isn’t as good, XAR is more of a straight defense ETF, DFEN if you want 3x

>> No.16781530

Ukraine International PS 752

Boeing 767-300

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>you're still replying to me??

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Buy LCI. Its a recovering company that is heavily shorted for no intelligent reason.

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When oil spikes, car sales drop. Expect Auto to drop tomorrow.

>> No.16781585

Lmao I’m long but I’m not finna knife catch with all this uncertainty. Not until trump addresses the nation like Dec 2018 and says “ay dog catch this shit”

>> No.16781588

Did I fuck up by not selling my $3 1/10 HIMX calls today? It'll gap up again tomorrow right?

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I might take my oil gains to Ford

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If amd stays under -$2 by open I'll at least double my money,delta and Vega were pretty high,holy RH has NO stats for my option now,shit got so crazy it's blank so who knows how much I'll make....
I know volatility was over 50% and delta was above .55,someone smart halp

>> No.16781609

Nikkei recovered nicely. Trump press conference in the morning is going to be what sets the market.

>> No.16781615

Lmao imagine someone buying this piece of shit company with terrible leadership that just filed to issue new debt and dilute shares.

>this dumpster food is really undervalued

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>> No.16781625


I got the CNBC alert so I think it’s real matey.

IRAN trying to make our national tragedy of Boeing even worse. Clever.

>> No.16781628

You're a fucking fag and I hope your mother is raped. LCIguy is a /biz/ veteran and makes massive gains through noble studying and research. You're just an ill-informed retard who's upset that he lost all of his wageslave money on the stock market. Fuck you.

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>> No.16781644

Put your trip back on little man, you're embarrassing yourself
LCI to 0.06

>> No.16781650

>Hello, stocktwits group?
>putting together a posse

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guys, can we stop fighting and just focus on making money? p-please

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>> No.16781659

I just don’t like seeing people taken advantage of, especially NEETs, weebs, and weirdos.

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>> No.16781663

I don't know what is most embarrassing right now

- Boeing's ability to build planes
- Ukrainian pilots' ability to fly planes
- The capabilities of the Iranian military
- Some of the posts in this thread

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>> No.16781675

You're a based lad anon.

>> No.16781676

I don’t get it. Why the doom parenthesis?
Also... Iran straight up said they’d be attacking. We didn’t have some missile intercept shit set up?
What the fucks wrong with our military?

It wasn’t even like up close shoulder rockets, these were missiles from out Tehran way.

>> No.16781692

US moved their troops the day before the attack if you kept up with headlines. They attacked empty bases.

>> No.16781705

So the Iranian military attacked an empty military base and shot down a Ukrainian passenger place


>> No.16781708

cuz it was staged

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>telemetry instantly cuts out before any loss of altitude
Okay that's bad.

>> No.16781717

seriously.. always the same 1-2 guys that stir shit up in here.. like really.. same fucking guys every fucking time.

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The memes are all colliding in real time. I cant trade this market right now.

>> No.16781744

What exactly are the alliances, is Ukrainian with or against anyone right now.

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PPA has much less Boeing more based and sandniggers bombing pilled lockheed

>> No.16781768

USA wants Ukraine in NATO or at least under western influence.

>> No.16781774

Ukraine is independent and trying to not be swallowed by Russia. Europe generally sides with Ukraine, but does nothing to harm or help their situation.

>> No.16781779

My guess is Iranians are just retarded or baited

>> No.16781784

Trump if you pull the trigger on hitting oil targets, I will shill you forever. Also just think of how more humane it will be rather than hitting military targets. Crippling them into submission and then a 4D chess move from there.

>> No.16781799

I think he already went to bed for the night
kind of a boomer power move desu as long as Iran doesn't sink one of our carrier overnight

>> No.16781801

Wait. So you're telling me
>US takes out Iran's top general
>Iran waits for US to desert a base
And Iran just shoots a few rockets at an empty base, to let off steam?

Boy that's pathetic.

>> No.16781822

if thats the case.. why didn't Iran just use the base? did they know nobody was there?

none of this ever makes sense anymore

>> No.16781824

ok, what stock would you compare to Iran? Something run by incompetent and petulant retards that has underperformed for a couple of hundred years?

I say GE is Iran

>> No.16781829

So we all KNOW trump doesn’t want to be seen as getting us involved in another fucking Middle East war. But he HAS to respond. And he’s got the pussy Chinese and Europeans saying “don’t do it Dolan...”

What do they urge him to do? Can he put them under some sort of siege? Cut them off from the outside world via a drone controlled nofly/nopass zone? Fire on anyone coming and going and trying to do business? We know their economy is collapsing and their people are willing to fucking die in protest. Can we stuxnet all their power plants, napalm their olive fields and granaries or some shit?

>> No.16781849

a lot of diplomatic shit is just symbolic.

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>> No.16781852

Good point. So he’s up bright eyed and bushy tailed early in the morning to put in another based work grind for USA. I’m interested in seeing his 4D war power moves and become the most prominent war president in history. It’d be based if Trump ended a war before it even happens too though.

>> No.16781878

Damn I shoulda held that DEFN call...

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this poor bastard.

>> No.16781921

lol i saw this program being shilled by a twitch streamer. do you actually pay for it?

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You've got your Amazon stocks, right?

>> No.16781947
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The readthrough
Think PAST this
I need someone to check my logic

>REAL threat of war emerges->
>Desire for someone with REAL experience, someone tested->
>Mayor Pete, Liz, Warren, Bloomberg... none seem appealing anymore
>Trump gets EXACTLY what he wanted (and why he pulled this Ukraine Burisma shit to begin with): a race against Biden
I’m thinking: buy the dips (if we’re lucky) in CVS, UNH, BMY, LLY, maybe ABBV, and eventually Merck. Next week is JPM conference so we may not have that much time to do it. Might take a nibble as soon as tomorrow.

I’ma buy healthcare all the way down

Am I a retard or does this make sense?

Who knows, could’ve flipped them, could’ve been a hedge...
Also, Keytruda isn’t dead, and Merck hasn’t reported earnings...
But yeah, I did say, don’t buy Merck. I’m not willing to pimp a stock BEFORE the dip.

>> No.16781958

Verizon before 5G hits the market

>> No.16781979

Please never post this image again

>> No.16781987

did read all that shit but if it means buying calls then i agree

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Please post this image every thread.

>> No.16782003

buy steel company stock
buy chemical stock

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Did Iran just accidentally a passenger jet? Cause it's kinda looking like Iran just accidentally a passenger jet.

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>> No.16782026

Lookin that way, and trying to play it off as ‘technical issues’

>> No.16782029

What are the chances that's Baron?

>> No.16782032

bad iran!

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>> No.16782061

Kek. I know folks who work on Capitol Hill who are also supreme shitposters on this underwater dominoes discussion board. Was thinking about this post and how I missed out on gains.

>> No.16782062

source: me

>> No.16782073

Please redpill me on investing in individual stocks versus market index funds.

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Where my KTOS boys at

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>> No.16782115

Less chance of losing money and having to do research

>> No.16782128

Is it too late to get into NOC

>> No.16782146

do a favor and don't post that again
the less spotlight on that stuff the better imo

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D-don’t feed the naz?
Fiiiiine but what do you think of my theory?

Im deleting it from my files because you were so polite and reasonable!

Could’ve been the pilot got spooked maybe? Or was that thing about a fireball in the sky real?

>> No.16782197

>Could’ve been the pilot got spooked maybe? Or was that thing about a fireball in the sky real?
The telemetry cut off instantly when plane was at altitude. That is very peculiar for a mechanical malfunction related crash.

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dont ask me, I dont recognize the existence of those stocks or sector unless bbbabbb is active

>> No.16782244

And basically rules out pilot error.

At least Boeing didn’t cause this one!

I see. Well then do you have a foodchad take on K or TSN?

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Who the fuck was it and how did he know? I so wish there was some way to know who to trust and who not. This was some solid gold intel

>> No.16782262

Don’t you think the mystery is more fun?

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Bros what do you think

>> No.16782280

how the fuck do you know that? It happened an hour ago. Kek telemetry.

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>tfw having dark thoughts again

i should probably ring someone, or something

>> No.16782300

When does this kind of statement take place usually? 8AM or 9AM EST?

>> No.16782307

Recommend me sub-machine gun stocks.

>> No.16782318

Commercial flights are trackable by the public online, including real time data on altitude and air speed. An anon on /pol/ posted a screenshot. The graph cuts off instantly with no drop in airspeed or altitude.

>> No.16782321

srs question, why didnt you go cash a few days ago when their was basically stage 1 of a war?

>> No.16782323

Who knows, the guy doesn’t sleep. My guess is within an hour of the open.

>> No.16782332

always wait like a month after something crashes before buying in. the first drop is never the bottom

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News article mentions the same thing. I'm trying to find that flight data graph picture now.

>> No.16782343

I moved a good chunk of my portfolio into GBTC a week ago. These past few days have been great

>> No.16782345

should I wait for a dip on Boeing?

>> No.16782353

Ukrainian airliner with 180 civilians crashed in Iran. Nervous SAM operators maybe. Or just a coincidence. It crashed on take off so doesnt look like air defense mishap.

BBC News - Ukrainian passenger plane crashes in Iran

>> No.16782357

Did everybody onboard died?

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>> No.16782360

this is actually a little creepy.. Like.. wtf...

>> No.16782362

Red crescent says no chance of survivors.

>> No.16782367

Is 02:45 last time point?

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>> No.16782391
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Hello, how many books did you read before you invested?

>> No.16782394

On investing? Zero.

>> No.16782396

so you're not posting source to the archived post?
anyway probably just a coincidence. throw out a thousand predictions and one of them will be true.
"middle east" is a pretty big place. also have oil stocks actually been affected?

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>> No.16782412

Well GBR jumped like 60% in a day and then it crashed back down over the next two. Small caps were affected a lot.

>> No.16782417

>anyway probably just a coincidence. throw out a thousand predictions and one of them will be true.
>"middle east" is a pretty big place. also have oil stocks actually been affected?
I was thinking this might be it but we'll probably never know

>> No.16782446

In the video of it crashing floating around it doesn't look like it begins its free fall until near the end. Could be the perspective.

>> No.16782449

SMG has a higher power that anonymously looks out for us.

>> No.16782471
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great stocks that will go up forever...Not exactly in a buy zone
You want SJM, its even hit the buyzone today

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If you live long enough you'll see and come to understand that more good things than bad things happen. Dive into those thoughts and examine them. The subconscious can be a cunt son of a bitch of a motherfucker in how it tells you "Hey man, there are things you need to take a closer look at. Here, I'm going to make you depressed and shit until you actually look". Talk to someone if you need to.

Keep your head up champ. We're all going to make it.

>> No.16782519

im struggling to figure out what those issues are, starting to think its time to go back to see a psychologist (again). it takes one bad thought to cross my mind and my entire day is fucked. fucking hate it

>> No.16782520

Probably an Israeli. Who were briefed before Congress.

>> No.16782546

>it takes one bad thought to cross my mind and my entire day is fucked

I've been there before mate. Seeing a shrink helped a lot. Sometimes we need an outsider looking in to stitch together the mess that can be our heads. We have a lot of blind spots that inhibit us from doing so on our own. No one has their shit figured out but if you keep swimming you'll eventually hit terra firma.

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Buy zone?! On muh jelly boy?!
Thanks cute rat, based as always.

Did you see how well taco manifested too? Very cool.

I forgot to ask if you had any free money January picks, but boysenberry in the buy zone is more than I could ask for!

>> No.16782690

Should I buy american military stocks?

>> No.16782693

holy fuck they control dunkin coffee. Is this the ticket to the promised land?

>> No.16782715

Do you think someone would want to buy them from you because of any current events or situations going on at this time? Do you believe in growth of American military company’s future plans, PR’s, SEC filings and financials?

>> No.16782724

Which is better for retirement? Selling or collecting dividends? Dividends sound better to me since they pay out and can still appreciate in value whereas selling means that you are placing a bet that the stock market and thus your portfolio will either retain value or go up in the year. Why sell?

>> No.16782767

Yeah, I still have a lot of Taco I want to hold for possible teens
No bb picks yet for this year

Dunkin brands owns dunkin, but Its like how pepsico sells starbucks coffee in grocery

>> No.16782769

the post was probably just guesswork based on

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>> No.16782878

how to buy crude oil?

>> No.16782885

Drone war, buncha strikes with bots - all in KTOS baby

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That’s correct.

I thought /smg/ would have been aware of this because we generally stay current about major goings on in the world.

I saw numbnuts here making a cool selfie video of his pals ransacking a US embassy and thought this was a brazen display that would likely warrant a response.

I didn’t want to explain away the magic, but I want you to know that you’re right.

>> No.16783039

Fidelity allows pre and post market trading.

>> No.16783102

>we generally stay current about major goings on in the world.
Anon, I..

>> No.16783203

You just ranging sjm from 100 to 110 or so? It seems to not like dipping below 100-95 for much time at all.

>> No.16783272

much obliged

>> No.16783273
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What we have here is the Russell 2000. See that green line? That's where I bought 5 contracts in the futures market earlier. The hundred and something P/L you see to the right is how much I've made so far times 5. That's how you buy the dip and make that cash, anons. Take note.

>> No.16783323

Whyd you pick that spot? Past resistance becomes future support? But there are many spots where that could’ve come into play.

>> No.16783345

And don't be intimidated by the word "futures". It's just another way to trade the indexes (among other things) that is in every essential way superior to trading indexes on the regular stock market. 24 hour trading, tax advantages, insane leverage if you want it, no pattern day trader rule, etc. For you traders on here, do yourself a favor and get in on this shit.
I know it's a dirty word but I average down. Having traded for years, I've noticed when there's a rapid drop on the index, it usually drops about that far before it either goes back up or at least has a pullback. I almost always buy a drop like that and just sell the bounce. If it keeps going, I buy more. I'm a believer in the US stock market in the long term and if it keeps going lower I'd mortgage my house at the bottom with no fear. The trick is not to leverage too much and I never go more than 3x and have no qualms about deleveraging if I'm all in and it keeps going down. I'll just releverage on the way back up.

>> No.16783346

>the general accepted equivalent to the 60:40 stocks:bonds allocation is a 70:30 bonds:stocks allocation
70% BONDS?!
What the fuck France...

>> No.16783362

Lemme just add my main strategy is trading mean reversions around a core position. My main position is to always have enough contracts on the /ES so my investment is equivalent to 1x of my total stack. Since it's leveraged, that allows me to keep the rest of my stack free to do my trading. I look for horizontal lines of support and when the chart goes below that support I buy and sell the reversion. I prefer the Russell 2k for day trading cuz it just seems more predictable and less algorithm ran. At least it seems that way to me.

>> No.16783363

>when there's a rapid drop on the index, it usually drops about that far before it either goes back up or at least has a pullback
>when there's a rapid drop on the index, it usually drops that far before it goes back up

>> No.16783382
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It's discretionary since I don't use any TA and I don't base my trades on a rigorous step by step series of numbers. I zoom out and look for "typical" drops. Like the green lines I drew on pic related. That's for the SPXL ETF, another instrument I trade regularly. When the price just "looks" right to me and drops about that far I'm inclined to nibble on it. If it drops that much again, I go in more. If it keeps going, I just buy and buy until my stack is exhausted comfy in the belief it will eventually go back up and since we'be more or less been in a bull market for the last 150 years I feel pretty good about it. I'm young enough so even if we went into a decade long depression I'd still come out on top just buying the bottom as it goes. Not saying this strategy is for everybody but it works for me and I've made a few hundred thousand with it so far.

>> No.16783401

Pretty based but I’d rather use smaller trades many times over, and lose something like 10% rather than shoveling more and more in.
What % of your portfolio were you in for at the bottom of that August drop? How long have you been at it? Have you figured out how much of that you’ll be giving back in taxes?

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