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16779589 No.16779589 [Reply] [Original]

insider here. live form the bunker.
the first batch of zoomers (the 20yos) get drafted tomorrow at 5pm.
but more importantly: an hour prior, at 4, executive order forbidding americans to own bitcoin comes live.
you will have 72 hours to send all your bitcoins to a government created address. afterwards the whole country will be swiped with bitcoin-detectors. if bitcoin is found on your property, it is your responsibility and you will be executed on site.

this will only be the first set of assets banned and confiscated, followed by all assets that cannot be government controlled.

>> No.16779600

>>16779589
and last: chainlink is a scam

>> No.16779625
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16779625

>>16779589
>but more importantly: an hour prior, at 4, executive order forbidding americans to own bitcoin comes live.
the kikes are pushing the iran bitcoin relation too hard
I told my dad this this afternoon all the dumbass news stories about iran and bitcoin going up and to plant it in the heads of morons bitcoin is supporting iran
when the war kicks off morons know no better
but this seriously can't actually work
we have too many people and guns to stand for this bullshit

>> No.16779639

>>16779589
>bitcoin detectors
I physically cringed. Nice work.

>> No.16779687

>>16779589
What the fuck is a bitcoin detector nigger?

>> No.16779727

>>16779687
dust transactions are basically bitcoin detectors
after coinbase hired hacking team to do their KYC/AML all coinbase users got dusted so these malicious actors can create a map of who owns what
this is why it's important to have an up to date bitcoin wallet like wasabi or samurai so you can isolate these dust transactions and mix bitcoin if you choose to

>> No.16779849

>>16779687
>>16779727
nah retard there are literal physical bitcoin detectors secretly built by the govt in preparation to the war. these measure special properties that gives away bitcoin even if you bury it 10 feet under the ground or surround it with 3 feet of concrete. all bitcoins will be found.

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16779885

>>16779849
how do they detect seed phrases
I have mine memorized am I fucked?

>> No.16780796

>>16779727
And how does having .1 amb in my wallet give any identifying details?

>> No.16780861

>>16779589
Where are is the (((Iranian terrorist attack))) going to be allowed to happen in order to justify such action?