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[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.16776207]

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>>16772258

[Anonymous No.16776237]

If the tutes wouldn't lend out their shares of LCI at abysmal interest rates then it would fly.

[Anonymous No.16776242]

What are you considering selling, what are you considering holding?

[Anonymous No.16776249]

Say my name....

[Anonymous No.16776254]

post your bags right fucking now!

[Anonymous No.16776259]

I was going to say high finance is jewish but high finance is actually smoking a blunt and making shitty options trades on robinhood.

[Anonymous No.16776269]

>>16776242
Selling nothing
Holding everything
Buying memes every dip

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.16776271]

>>16776237
yep.. but for now.. shorts will borrow and pay interest on a sideways moving stock and institutions are getting that interest on a sideways moving stock that doesn't pay dividend.... some people just don't understand how any of it works...

[Anonymous No.16776298]

>>16776242
Selling everything
Holding nothing
Buying memes on every dip

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.16776305]

Looking at the options for LCI.. no wonder all these bashers are coming out left and right.. their fucking options aren't moving lol... just buy more guys.. surely that will work

[Anonymous No.16776351]

I would like some help understanding something.

In ETNs that sell call options for certain commodities or indexes, say USOI for example, what you want is a volatile sideways movement in that index or commodity, correct? You want investors to buy those calls that the ETN managed fund is selling and you want them to lose on those calls so that the fund keeps the premium and the ETN appreciates in value. Or do I have it wrong

[Anonymous No.16776353]

I have around $1,000. Should I buy a divvy index fund or just buy the divvy stocks themselves?

Please help me divvyfrens

[Anonymous No.16776355]

>>16776305
Almost like the historic volatility is low as fuck lmao imagine that

[Anonymous No.16776369]

STOP SELLING PEPSI

consumer staples getting absolutely skullfucked...

[Anonymous No.16776371]

My brain hurts guys. I just want to be successful so bad. I've been spending literal hours researching and trying to make good trades but I just keep getting owned. What do you anons do to take a break? I am really hurting for some direction guys.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.16776378]

>>16776355
it has a beta of 2.22..... I'd love for them to bring the price down just a little more.. but then I hope they get greedy and buy more puts :)

[Anonymous No.16776403]

>>16776371
Consumer staples are getting fucked and KHC is one of the worst, most speculative, debt laden, and has already cut their dividend in recent history. So... you know... start small and only blow up your account after 1 year or so.

Today is my explosion day.

[Anonymous No.16776420]

>>16776353
Fund

[Anonymous No.16776427]

>>16776242
Holding MAXR. Bought these for 4.85$ each. Shit's gold.

[Anonymous No.16776430]

>>16776403
Yeah I regret the KHC play I tried to make. I do not however regret the memes.

[Anonymous No.16776455]

This might possibly be the worst OP we've had.

[Anonymous No.16776465]

>>16772525
Jesus christ anon this is fucking gold thank you and god bless the anon who originally posted that, I have already learned more about forex in a single class than anywhere else

[Anonymous No.16776466]

>>16776371
buy stocks that pay dividends and hold them till death or the divy payment stops.

[Anonymous No.16776500]

>>16776466
Shill me some cheapo divvy stocks. Im down to my last 80 bucks of play money

[Anonymous No.16776510]

Holding meme stocks
Buying meme dips
>>16776242

[Anonymous No.16776518]

>>16776353
I like individual stocks, but i'm ok with volatility hitting my principle. Index funds will be less volatile and more diversified given they can be cross sector. However, i hate mer fees. i want my money, all of it.

[Anonymous No.16776533]

>>16776510
doesn't look right with hair

[Anonymous No.16776538]

>>16776500
Qyld

[Anonymous No.16776553]

What is the fucking selloff based on?

[Anonymous No.16776559]

>>16772533

Well now... this seems quite based
Screened for further research

>tfw wasting my life being natty and no psychedelics
I like this anon. I think he’s new and hope he sticks around. Give hope.

[Anonymous No.16776585]

>>16776466
WPG
F
OXLC

Only cheapies I know of off the top of my head.

[Anonymous No.16776587]

shill me some divvy stocks. currently loading up on caterpillar.

[Anonymous No.16776595]

>>16776585
>>16776500

[Anonymous No.16776602]

>could have made +40% selling ONTX today
go back up you fucker

[Anonymous No.16776605]

>>16776587
>caterpillar
any kind of economic slowdown anywhere in the world and CAT will shit the bed.

[Anonymous No.16776611]

>>16776538
Thanks fren

[Anonymous No.16776618]

>>16776553
DIX weakened yesterday
Merck got bad data. Real bad sign for the US economy.

The market decided that the previous rally was fake and/or gay. Also, we were due for a January selloff, and I loaded up on bull positions.

>>16776587
I would wait on cat... the selloff in Tyson has me concerned that details about the trade deal are going to be much worse than we though, and were going to get a big sell-the-News event.

[Anonymous No.16776644]

>>16776618
>>16776605
so shill me some to buy instead then!!

[Anonymous No.16776665]

Nice double bottom.

[Anonymous No.16776680]

>>16776500
its an ETF but I like SRET

[Anonymous No.16776694]

Literally couldve put my money into crypto and it would’ve been a better investment than meme-ci

[Anonymous No.16776698]

Stocks are for losers. Enjoy your single-digit annual gains.

[Anonymous No.16776700]

>>16776466
also sell calls to collect premium

[Anonymous No.16776705]

>>16776665
How can it be a "nice double bottom" if it haven't even rejected it yet?

[Anonymous No.16776714]

>>16776207
X looks like it's going back up to $13
Amd about to rise up too

[Anonymous No.16776733]

>Tesla is 470

Literally how? Ofc. I am kicking myself for not buying atleast 100 shares when it was 180, but fuck, it feels overvalued.

[Anonymous No.16776758]

I swear to God, if AMRN came out and gave definitive proof that Vascepa cures cancer, the stock would still be at $20. What the fuck is the deal here?

[Anonymous No.16776766]

Feeling Marvell MRVL this year, their 5G chip deliveries to Samsung and Nokia will take off in 2020

[Anonymous No.16776772]

>>16776733
I hope I make it for the next $200 dip

[Anonymous No.16776784]

>>16776758
It's P R I C E D I N

Also the CEO keeps saying no buyout.

[Anonymous No.16776827]

Big dick energy. Shorting Amazon....

[Anonymous No.16776830]

>>16776733
Bought at 390. Jumping ship now, this feels like it's about to pop. And profit is profit.

[Anonymous No.16776843]

>>16776758
>>16776784
I'm down $14,000 on this piece of shit. The fucking CEO needs to be fired and the company needs to be sold

[Anonymous No.16776856]

Fucking reits. Building boom my ass.

[Anonymous No.16776868]

>>16776698
aren't most cryptoshits down 99% from their ATH?

[Anonymous No.16776900]

>>16776766
Based

I bought yesterday. Will buy more if it dips.

Unless I go broke from all the PEP calls I bought that don’t seem to be reversing...

[Anonymous No.16776901]

>>16776843
At this point, I’ve given up all hope for a buyout and am just hoping it goes up a couple bucks in the next few months and I can cash out

[Anonymous No.16776911]

I don't think GALT will be doing a partnership or sell off, it's starting to look like they might try and go it alone.

>>16776843
That's rough, ObiJon.

[Anonymous No.16776927]

>>16776644
Citigroup

[Anonymous No.16776929]

>>16776911
What does this mean to us holding the stock fellow GALTanon?

[Anonymous No.16776941]

>>16776929
Worst case scenario, the scariest word next to bankrupt... D I LU T I O N

[Anonymous No.16776946]

>>16776911
I think they will clear the P3 protocol with the FDA and then sell. So sometime in Q1.

[Anonymous No.16776984]

Buy gold. Now.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.16777004]

>>16776984
Don't tell me what to do devil woman

[Anonymous No.16777045]

Any Yuros here tried Interactive Brokers?

How did you find it?

[Anonymous No.16777055]

>BIOC popped
Woooo, about time. Not to mention as I was typing my 72 entry on BYND also just paid off. Day ended big, kek'd.

[Anonymous No.16777082]

I'm thinking of putting a lot of money into IBM. They have divvy, stock is at a massive discount, and they are getting into cloud properly having bought over red hat.

Does anyone think it's a bad idea?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.16777143]

>>16776758
AMRN pump over?

[Anonymous No.16777191]

>ONTX

brehs...

[Anonymous No.16777196]

>sava isn't closing over 8
Damn.

[Anonymous No.16777198]

What the fuck is going on with BYND?

[Anonymous No.16777206]

>>16777143
It’s been over since the FDA approval last month

[Anonymous No.16777218]

I’m mainly invested in S&P, BABA and AMZN with a total of 85k. The past year has been very comfy but I’m feeling increasing fomo by seeing anons profiting insanely of meme stocks. Anyone else in my shoes willing to talk some sense into me?

[Anonymous No.16777224]

>>16776758
Pretty massive call buying today, I just jumped in to the trade.

Not sure if it’s the same small specs dummies who’ve been buying for weeks... either they’re betting on today’s news moving it (despite every analyst with the big firms saying the trade is done) or they think they’ll have big news when they present at JPM.

Looks like AZN has a drug that’s goig to compete hard with it... but I’m hoping to scratch some % out of it.

[Anonymous No.16777228]

>>16777082
Fat divvy, P/E is below market average, cash flows are good, divvy is covered. Debt to equity is crazy levered, not good. That said IBM isn't going anywhere-- Fill your boots.

[Anonymous No.16777230]

how did you deal with your first big red day? today was a bloodbath

[Anonymous No.16777242]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .47%, nuuuuuuu!!
Poor PEPpers n 'chup got hit hard, CGC and GEO cooling off a little but I ain't worried, my covvies are cozy. QYLD doing well, profits harvested on BWL/A, 2% secured on UNG.
I'm so fudgy tired at work today, it's day 3 no carbs in diet. Feels like I've been swimming for hours, arms heavy. Mind is clear tho and I'm getting that ketosis sweaty feeling, this gonna be good for me.

[Anonymous No.16777258]

>>16777191
SL raid. Not a bad thing if you're long, but if you're looking for quick bucks this isnt the best hold. News is coming but no guarantees when

[Anonymous No.16777271]

>>16777242
-.50%
Curses

[Anonymous No.16777280]

>>16777228
So you reckon it's only good for dividends and not for growth?

[Anonymous No.16777281]

>>16777242
Managed to get it to a .2% loss, but things were looking hairy mid day

[Anonymous No.16777289]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.16777292]

So, any of you faggots ride the no-meat meat wave today? I gotta thank whatever anon it was that mentioned MCD and BYND speculation yesterday. That combined with seeing the BK and Impossible Meat news forced my hand this morning at open to buy calls. My only regret is selling half of them around noon. But gotta lock in those gains....800% up on my Friday 78s LOL

Went long on calls for SLV and GLD this morning, too and since I was down to just $15 in the account, dumped the rest in SPY 219 puts expiring tomorrow. Gonna be bloody I think.

[Anonymous No.16777315]

>>16777230


What red? You need a better watchlist.

[Anonymous No.16777318]

>>16777242
I did absolutely horribly. GTFO'd my KHC calls for a loss and then proceeded to buy some more stupid calls on other shit that wont pay off. But its OK anons. I have a bottle of Jager in the freezer so when I get home I'm gonna get wayyy too drunk for a Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.16777322]

>>16777292
What I don't understand is, why would BYND go up if their competitor got a partnership? Surely it should have the opposite effect

[Anonymous No.16777332]

>>16777242
Today was possibly my worst day ever; and I sat on my ass DCAing down while getting fucked, despite what I knew about yesterday’s DIX...

[Anonymous No.16777334]

>>16776698
>he doesn't understand options

coin niggers gonna nig

[Anonymous No.16777361]

>>16777280

I don't know the business, i don't know what is in their pipeline, or what direction they are headed. but from a dividend fundamentals perspective they've been growing the divvy for 20yrs, and have a 5yr div growth rate of +8%. You'll be well paid while you wait.

[Anonymous No.16777381]

hold on, youre telling me you *still* dont own any TGTX???

[Anonymous No.16777388]

>>16777318
>buying calls on a stock thats been going down for years
Anon, just give me your money if you dont want it that badly.

[Anonymous No.16777398]

bitcorn kinda surprisingly performing _well_ for once, pmi slightly up still, market at 8000 feet hesitating direction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzISOVu3Oew

>>16776984
meh, you go ahead :P

[Anonymous No.16777414]

>>16777398
You have an entire board to talk about that shit, go the fuck away

[Anonymous No.16777486]

>>16777242
Good day. Only one minor irritant; Barrick gold sniped my stop on a sell cascade this morning. No biggie though, made money. Bili did pretty good buying up the early morning dip. Everything else green or flat. Feel pretty good about my Lockheed Martin entry yesterday.

[Anonymous No.16777508]

>>16777242
Not so bad. Hope SNSS keeps on keeping on.

[Anonymous No.16777519]

>>16777388
Oh sure. Just rub it in. Like I wasn't hurt enough when it started dropping. I was optimistic about it too. I thought that turd was just about to start floating too.

[Anonymous No.16777542]

Alright /smg/, shill me some non-meme bio stocks with successful late-stage clinical trials. Will hold for long-term investment.

[Anonymous No.16777584]

>>16777486
What gave you the confidence to buy the BILI dip? Holding was sketchy enough.

LMT... grrr been waiting for the dip that never comes...

[Anonymous No.16777597]

>>16777242
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.16777600]

>>16777292
mcd king warren aint gonna stuff that chemical beef into his mouth :) it's the saturated/oil fat content that matters if you have healthy steak or not after all. vegan steik can be much unhealthier too. then there is moral side some people are against killing animals for human food, but that will be solved as you can soon produce meat in labs without animal lives involved

>>16777414
sounding angry :p im not a bitcorn fanatic but all markets needed to be eyed for sure

[Anonymous No.16777601]

>>16777322
It makes perfect sense. Shows that the big boy fast food chains are interested in the meatless meat market. Impossible Foods said it couldn't handle supplying MCD anyway, so that leaves open that a competitor could...

You gotta read between the lines sometimes. What's good for the goose is often good for the gander. Same reason why INTC might dump if AMD dumps on a bad earnings report.

[Anonymous No.16777637]

>>16777542

TGTX

AUPH

SGMO

[Anonymous No.16777650]

>>16777637
actuallly just buy TGTX forget the others

[Anonymous No.16777655]

>>16777542

They’re all memes. Even the ones with good data are only pump and dumps.

[Anonymous No.16777740]

>>16777601
>Shows that the big boy fast food chains are interested in the meatless meat market
That makes sense, I didn't think about it that way. Cheers mate

[Anonymous No.16777753]

>>16777542
pharma is boom or bust. even good pharma stocks will shit the bed if a drug fails. just buy some WPG and collect divvies.

[Anonymous No.16777829]

>>16777600
>mcd king warren aint gonna stuff that chemical beef into his mouth :) it's the saturated/oil fat content that matters if you have healthy steak or not after all. vegan steik can be much unhealthier too. then there is moral side some people are against killing animals for human food, but that will be solved as you can soon produce meat in labs without animal lives involved

what the fuck does that have to do with making 800% gains today?

[Anonymous No.16777842]

>>16777740

No prob. Ideally, that's why we're all here. Now, if only we could get more intelligent discourse and less shilling of shit stocks and shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.16777878]

If I could pull 800% gains I wouldn't be such a sad little man

[Anonymous No.16777943]

>>16777584
>What gave you the confidence to buy the BILI dip?
Sorry, I worded that weird. I was just holding an existing position. By buying up I meant other people buying that dip. No stress for me. Bili gets standard trailing stop same as everything else. I am well in the money on it so it's just a matter of how much I make.

[Anonymous No.16777992]

>>16777829
sorry, i didnt bother to read til the end your senseless post :) just highlighted parts of 'mcd' and 'bynd' and i assumed the mumbling was something related

>>16777601
ah i see i was right, you were talking about mcd being interested in bynd

[Anonymous No.16778040]

>>16777655
Depends. Bio companies like AXSM and AUPH are exceptions to the definition of P&D stocks, since they got potential BO catalysts from kick-ass data, where the $$$ comes from big pharma. Also, P&Ds are usually apparent in small microcap stocks like ONTX and SNSS (Which is the reason why anons keeping shilling them here). Of course, if you understand the merits behind the MoA and fundamentals, you'll eventually make it.

[Anonymous No.16778069]

Just bought 1000 shares of KGC how fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.16778101]

>>16778069
u shoulda bought KHC instead

[Anonymous No.16778105]

>>16777878
You mean like this? But even better?

[Anonymous No.16778112]

>>16778069
F

[Anonymous No.16778120]

>>16778101
I still got a couple grand should I throw it in there?

[Anonymous No.16778148]

>BIOC
bros...

[Anonymous No.16778205]

B-bros any ideas on what the hell that 2mil afterhours PEP candle is about?

[Anonymous No.16778210]

Apparently there was a panic stampede at general Salami's funeral and at least 78 people died underfoot. That is... I dunno what to say.

[Anonymous No.16778214]

Imagine being tslaq
Imahine believing zerohedge
Imagine thing the dip late 19 was real

[Anonymous No.16778223]

Redpill me on SRNE.

T. Buy and hold investor.

[Anonymous No.16778227]

>>16778210
Dont cry and mourn for a piece of shit and gods leave you alone. Dumb iran filth shooting women and protesters all month

[Anonymous No.16778229]

>>16778210
They always do that kind of shit, same shit in India during a funeral, so many people it ended with 30-40 dead people. I have no fucking idea how they actually manage to kill people.. but ay, I'm white so what do I know

[Anonymous No.16778235]

But zerohedge said the usa was fucked
But zerohedge said texla was a zero!111111

[Anonymous No.16778237]

>>16778210
>78
>trampled

Doubt

[Anonymous No.16778302]

>>16778229
but then when each of those 30-40 people have a funeral, do 30-40 more people get trampled?
seems a bit excessive, no?

[Anonymous No.16778310]

Verrrry interesting options activity today... implication that traders expect mrk to reverse the selloff perhaps... Costco to go higher... AMAT and ATVI to go even higher... are call options generally much higher volume than puts?

What’s that site that helps you figure out darkpool buying for individual stocks?

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.16778324]

SNSS just filed the 8-K and confirmed they got an extension until July 6th, so no imminent reverse split. This is very good news expect a pump. https://last10k.com/sec-filings/snss/0001564590-20-000405.htm?utm_source=stocktwits&utm_medium=forum&utm_campaign=8K&utm_term=snss

[Anonymous No.16778330]

>>16778227
i thought they were forced to mourn at penalty of death

[Anonymous No.16778335]

>>16778324
SNSS been pumping already

[Anonymous No.16778344]

>>16778210
Wow... just, wow.
I literally can't even

[Anonymous No.16778406]

>>16778330
No they kill people upset with gov or showing hair on instagram

[Anonymous No.16778454]

>>16777992

stay poor

[Anonymous No.16778467]

>>16778302
Who knows?

[Anonymous No.16778519]

>INPX was 0.50
>drops to 0.20 in one day
>goes to 7.00 the next day
Wow, who here was holding that mother?

[Anonymous No.16778547]

>>16778519
reverse split ya ding dong

[Anonymous No.16778562]

>>16778406
Yeah...
Fuck instathots and fuck Iran.

[Anonymous No.16778564]

BBC correspondent reporting "rockets" (more mortars?) have hit Ain Al Assad airbase. At least five so far.

https://twitter.com/nafisehkBBC

[Anonymous No.16778569]

Phew, Iran are bombing shit again and oil is pumping. Almost got stopped out..
BASED

[Anonymous No.16778586]

>>16777224
Sounds like you should pick up some shares of LK. Shit is on sale right now.

Great branding, untapped market, rapid growth, low overhead vs starbucks, better product vs starbucks (from what I've read).

[Anonymous No.16778599]

Sucky day. so far this year I've lost about 884.00 dollars, which ain't bad overall. I blame the Iran mess and the games the fat cats are playing now with ONTX. Everytime ONTX tries to fly, the "fat cats" push it down so they can bag cheap shares before ONTX's big news drops later this quarter. Which is ok. Cause I'm waiting. Once the good news drops ONTX will fly for sure.

[Anonymous No.16778602]

>>16778564
>rockets
Yawn

[Anonymous No.16778609]

Is it even worth doing these preset ones or should I just keep buying near the money and profit off papa musk

[Anonymous No.16778610]

>>16778586
meant for >>16777218

[Anonymous No.16778615]

>>16778602
Probably the same militia goons as before with their katyushas. In any case, oil and gold/silver up in reaction, S&P futures slight down.

[Anonymous No.16778631]

Should I hold my pacific drilling stock or sell at the first decent bump?

[Anonymous No.16778634]

>>16778599
do ur p&d schemes ever work

[Anonymous No.16778674]

>>16776420
kek this is the most american ID i have ever seen
also nice 420 digits, buy weed stocks

[Anonymous No.16778679]

>>16778547
So that's what it was. For a second I thought some people became rich.

[Anonymous No.16778712]

>>16778631
Feels like a partial profit and trailing stop on the remainder kinda situation here. Iran is definitely quite butt bothered about this development and reports of more tomfoolery will continue even if Iran makes no official military response in timely fashion. Ayatollah losing his shit and REEEEEEing all over the place at the funeral certainly doesn't give the markets confidence in deescalation here.

[Anonymous No.16778722]

>>16778302
Holy shit I think I have a new fetish.

[Anonymous No.16778724]

>>16778229
I e heard rumors they where killed for not protesting the USA and wailing at his death. Could just be kike war propaganda though.

[Anonymous No.16778740]

>>16778519
My INPX holding is just...gone. Fucking RH.

[Anonymous No.16778741]

Invest in Tesla. Papa Musk won't steer you wrong.

I made 6k this morning selling my options I bought last Friday

[Anonymous No.16778760]

GOLD JUST BROKE A NEW HIGH

[Anonymous No.16778762]

Da fuk just happened? Futures in free fall

[Anonymous No.16778773]

>IRAN'S REVOLUTIONARY GUARD CORPS SAYS IT HAS FIRED "TENS OF MISSILES" AT AL ASAD AIRBASE IN IRAQ - STATE MEDIA
Now let Trump do his revenge for this attack and let my oil position make me rich

[Anonymous No.16778791]

>>16778760
Why did I sell all my goddamn Barrick calls... I’m so fucked...

...why’d I buy all those PEP calls and fight the fucking tape...

[Anonymous No.16778813]

Powell pls save me

My 322/321 out credit spreads are going to have my asshole straight raw tomorrow

[Anonymous No.16778821]

>>16778762
Iran is attacking one of the US air bases in Iraq. Seems to be more determined than the previous scattered handful of mortars.

[Anonymous No.16778828]

>>16778101
buying a gold mining company isnt the same as buying gold m8

[Anonymous No.16778832]

>>16778821
Well, I guess time to buy the dip. I can't see this Iran shit really knocking the market much more than 5 or 10% at the absolute most so the best thing to do is keep buying then sit tight

[Anonymous No.16778842]

>>16777242
Gross day all around

[Anonymous No.16778875]

>after hours has fucked me even more
Jesus Christ what a day...

[Anonymous No.16778897]

>Iran's Revolutionary Guard Corps warns of more "crushing responses" if U.S. military retaliates - state TV
Seriously? They think Trump gives a shit? He just took out your best and prestigious general by far in a foreign country for the world to see. He wanted this response you dumb fucks.. jesus

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.16778898]

It seems Iran just committed suicide.

[Anonymous No.16778901]

>>16776207
REMINDER TO ALL BOOMERS:
BUY CHAINLINK

[Anonymous No.16778914]

>>16778898
like players of SNSS, but luckily for iran they’ll be finished off with more dignity

[dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.16778916]

>the final chimpout is starting
based

[Anonymous No.16778932]

>Iran attacking
Hope you're in defense contractors and gold. Here we go lads.

[Anonymous No.16778938]

Well
What do I do now...

Did they explode the US base or was this an Iraqi position?

[Anonymous No.16778939]

>My oil position right now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.16778950]

>>16778932
>Hope you're in defense contractors and gold
That's a yes and yes. Rock and roll.

[Anonymous No.16778952]

>>16778914
>>16778634
>>16778547
Why are you such an angry nigger

[Anonymous No.16778959]

GOLD FINNA BUST 1600 GO GO GO GO GO

[Anonymous No.16778971]

>>16778938
Targeted US bases located in Iraq. No information on casualties. Trump briefing with national security council.

[Anonymous No.16778974]

>>16778952
i’m happy as all good boys are, you’re lil micro pumps are just funny don’t get upset pls

[Anonymous No.16778982]

Boy can't wait to eat shit tomorrow

[Anonymous No.16778999]

>Breaking - Iran Revolutionary Guard takes credit for rocket attack on Al-Asad airbase in Iraq

[Anonymous No.16779005]

>>16778828
>>16778069

[Anonymous No.16779007]

>>16778999
that's a big brain play right there
Iranians are known for their cleverness

[Anonymous No.16779009]

>>16778982
I’m right there with ya friendo

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.16779012]

>>16778914
>being this mad

[Anonymous No.16779014]

SPY down to 319, long some calls yeah?

[german !!98W/2pOFkik No.16779018]

>>16777600
>all markets needed to be eyed for sure
this

[Anonymous No.16779027]

>>16778999
Well well well...

THIS WAS ALREADY THE WORST DAY OF MY INVESTING CAREER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOW MUCH CAN I PAY FOR TVIX OR VXX WITHOUT GETTING FUCKED?!

[Anonymous No.16779029]

>>16778999
finally we get to GLASS iran

BULLISH long term

[Anonymous No.16779030]

Reports that US jets are deploying from the United Arab Emirates. Looks like some sand is about to become glass

[Anonymous No.16779047]

I HAVE SO LITTLE GOLD AND LMT
NO VIX OR PUTS

ALL IN CALLS AND PUT SPREADS

IM FUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKEEEDDDDD

What do I do while shwab is still open?

[Anonymous No.16779054]

so what will the retaliation aganst iran be?

[Anonymous No.16779062]

>>16778999
Numbers! Guess it's time to get that list of 52 targets back out of the oval office desk drawer.

[Anonymous No.16779064]

So what's the end goal? We gonna invade iran and "liberate" them or are we just going to flatten them?

[Anonymous No.16779065]

>>16779030
Link pls

[Anonymous No.16779071]

>>16779030
I wonder what they’ll rename the place on the map that used to be Iran?

[Anonymous No.16779073]

>>16779047
look at it this way
bombing Iran doesn't actually effect the economy that much
the markets, even in an overreaction, won't move as much as they did last december
keep your pants on and take deep breaths

[Anonymous No.16779077]

>>16779064
Whatever helps Israel the most. Not meming in the slightest

[Anonymous No.16779086]

>>16779073
If we wreck their oil refineries we would essentially end their state, that’s all that shithole has

[Anonymous No.16779096]

If they knew Iran wanted to strike back, why did they stay in obvious targets?

[Anonymous No.16779097]

>>16779077
50% "what looks good for Trump to get him re-elected"
45% "what does Israel want"
5% "what does Saudi Arabia want"

[Anonymous No.16779105]

>>16779047
buy stocks dip

[Anonymous No.16779107]

>>16779073
unless it turns into another forever war

[Anonymous No.16779109]

>>16779096
What else were they supposed to do, camp in tents in the desert?

[Anonymous No.16779116]

Is Aurora Cannabis worth buying? It looks like they've got amazing potential with shit management. Could a turnaround happen?

[Anonymous No.16779121]

>>16779107
that's just debt debt for your grandkids' grandkids

we'll be on Mars and invading Syria if that's what Israel wants

[Anonymous No.16779126]

>>16779073
Thanks bud... but I didn’t keep enough cash on hand

>>16779086
This reks Japan
And Skyrockets the price of oil
Which stops consumer spending
Which is like 6% of the economy.

>>16779105
You’re right but
My fucking options, all the moneys will be GONE
Thanks thought you damn right

[Anonymous No.16779128]

>>16779109
At least be in a underground bunker.

[Anonymous No.16779146]

>>16779116
MJ stocks will be strangled by high taxes and the fact they can't get capital from banks until it gets federally legalized
Once it it is legalized, Phillip Morris and Altria will demolish them with their production capacity already in place after a short lag

[Anonymous No.16779155]

>>16779096
These bases are basically made to fight Iran, they knew the missiles were launched as soon as they lifted so the soldiers hid in the massively fortified bunkers.
I have to say though, Iran actually doing this revenge attack proves that they are dumb as shit. USA and Israel wanted this to happen and Iran just lost their "high ground"-card in the UN for the world to see. They should have just waited this out and played the good guys, it would have damaged the US way more. So fucking dumb.

[Anonymous No.16779161]

Jeez they got the jap and European casters on fast, interrupting whatever garbage shark tank or whatever shit.

[Anonymous No.16779164]

We should be able to kick Iran's ass pretty quick, considering the US and Israel have been preparing to do it for literally 4 decades

[Anonymous No.16779170]

>>16779126
Us is oil exporting nation now doesn’t effect us that bad

[Anonymous No.16779178]

>>16778999
how do I turn this information into gainz?
domestic oil maybe? defense contractors?

[Anonymous No.16779187]

>>16779164
I mean we kicked Iraq (twice) and Afghanistans asses pretty quick too
It wasn't cheap though. And the "rebuilding" part after was even more expensive.

we need to develop better laser technology so we can kill sandies without the expensive missiles and bombs

[Anonymous No.16779195]

But it's seriously a masterstroke how Netanyahu ducked out on any association with this mess before it blew up. They finally got America to attack Israel and they won't have to fire a shot

[Anonymous No.16779206]

>>16779195
it's a bit surprising that Iran went on the offensive, launching some fireworks, no?

[Anonymous No.16779212]

>>16779195
>They finally got America to attack Israel
I wish

[Anonymous No.16779215]

>>16779195
Obviously I meant "to attack Iran", bit of a freudian slip I guess

[Anonymous No.16779231]

I'll buy the shit out of this dip. It won't end in war.

[Anonymous No.16779243]

Iran needs freedom, lgbt flags in every mosque by june

[Anonymous No.16779245]

>>16779164
>US and Israel have been preparing to do it for literally 4 decades
Imagine thinking (((our greatest ally))) will risk valuable Jewish blood when there are goyim for this.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-iraq-security-israel-iran/israel-tries-to-stand-aside-from-us-iranian-conflict-idUSKBN1Z60JF

"JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Israel sought on Tuesday to stand aside from the conflict between its close ally the United States and Iran, and said it was unclear whether Tehran’s abandonment of uranium enrichment limits meant it was on a path toward a nuclear weapon."

[Anonymous No.16779246]

>>16779116
>Could a turnaround happen?
Yes.
>Is Aurora Cannabis worth buying?
I consider it very high risk at this time. If the markets are going to do a dip over the middle east kerfuffle, the best bet is to wait it out and buy good strong companies off the lows.

[Anonymous No.16779253]

>>16779164
But how to do it without killing global economy... dominoes falling... Japan and China and India no longer getting Iraqi/Iranian oil... prices spike and this kills the consumer.

>>16779170
We are the marginal supplier so this will be excellent for texas and the shale patch, but even then, if the global demand for us oil is surging uhhhhhhh that’s still going to hit the US consumer. And then no ones taking road trips to Disneyland or buying brand new cybertrucks...

>>16779212
VERY surprising
I don’t see their endgame here, unless getting a lot of Iranians killed will stop the protesting.
>>16779231
That’s what I thought but this is quite the escalation.

Also... can never really know when the dip is the bottom or it’s about to fall out.

[Anonymous No.16779258]

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[Anonymous No.16779272]

>>16779146
>Phillip Morris and Altria will demolish them
Or just buy them out. Saves some work/money building out production facilities. It'll probably be some time before US goes fed legal though.

[Anonymous No.16779277]

>>16779258
Lmao this guy...
You’ve been praying for a crash for years

[Anonymous No.16779297]

GOLD 1600 UNITED STATES OF A SMASSSSSSHHHHU

[Anonymous No.16779325]

FUTURES -350
>FUTURES -350
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[Anonymous No.16779342]

>>16779325
I wonder where Johnny B is right now
probably begging Trump to let him into the war room so that he can bust his nut

[Anonymous No.16779356]

Those of you with after hours trading you have 37 more minutes to load up on SPXL. Shit's already dipped 4% and could be back up by the morning. Don't miss out bros

[Anonymous No.16779397]

>>16779342
Hes still whitehouse staff or a special advisor or something I think...
Damn he could’ve stopped this if we’d just bombed and droned the country to shit.

>>16779356
This will take a while to shake out... I assume you’re joking.

It’ll be interesting to see how long gold, oil, bonds, and the yen spike in buying.

[Anonymous No.16779437]

>start buying options last week after quitting because of a losing streak in 2018
>iran bombs a us air base
fuck this shit

[Anonymous No.16779445]

>>16779397
I thought that Trump and Johnny parted in a not-amicable way
because there were those whispers for a few days that he was considering testifying to the Senate to help the Democrats

who knows, maybe Old man Bolton has some real dirt on Trump, maybe we're gonna bomb their whole oily country just as a little quid-pro-quo

[Anonymous No.16779446]

Waiting for all the gains i've made in december to evaporate

[Anonymous No.16779447]

FUTURES -400
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[Anonymous No.16779455]

>>16779397
I think it's gonna blow over in a week or so. At least take a little nibble. You can always sell the bounce and buy more when it drops lower. Remember none of us has a crystal ball

[Anonymous No.16779471]

The FOOTBALL has arrived

[Anonymous No.16779491]

>>16779471
I really can't imagine a nuke being used, but if one is, I am 100% selling everything.

[Anonymous No.16779493]

>>16779471
I wonder what Pompeo was reading in his car
was he reading a book?
maybe he was reading the /smg/ thread on his phone

[Anonymous No.16779494]

If they kill American troops it's big. If they are leveling infrastructure this will de-escalate gradually.

[Anonymous No.16779495]

>>16779491
We at least told the japanese we were going to nuke them before we did it

[Anonymous No.16779498]

>>16779446
I've cashed out 2/3 of my portfolio a few hours ago with solid gains. Pure luck that I did so right before this bullshit.

[Anonymous No.16779508]

>>16779493

[Anonymous No.16779519]

>>16779471
Getting a little spooped here. No way he would do that. A man cannot have balls that large and brass like

[Anonymous No.16779524]

>>16779471
>carrying a large bag
Beyond Meat shares?

[Anonymous No.16779528]

>>16779471
Do you mean futbol?
>>16779494
Yep that’s the redline...
They NEVER take credit. I guess they can’t into proxy warfare without salami general

[Anonymous No.16779548]

>>16779495
technically we didn't

we were firebombing the shit out of their cities but they didn't announce the nuke until after we leveled Hiroshima because we weren't sure that it would work.

[Anonymous No.16779555]

>>16779471
That's stupid, the bag is always suppose to be next to the president. Not in a car somewhere with the defense secretary

[Anonymous No.16779558]

>>16779524
that would be funny, but isn't BYND climbing again?
you should have said LCI shares or biopharma shares or dudeweed shares

[Anonymous No.16779574]

>>16779558
>isn't BYND climbing again?
Yeah it had good news today.

[Anonymous No.16779580]

>>16779494
It's 95% all out war already

[Anonymous No.16779581]

>>16779555
There is more than one football

[Anonymous No.16779596]

>>16779580
Nope. It's not even close yet. Firing missiles near bases is a show. Not a war.

Killing people is war.

[Anonymous No.16779599]

>>16779581
wait that isn't true for American football or international football
what kind of game are you trying to play

[Anonymous No.16779602]

>>16779555
Do you really believe the longnose tribe would leave this choice to the president?

[Anonymous No.16779607]

SAVE US PRESIDENT TULSI

btw none of this would be happening if George W and Cheny didn’t go over there and build based in iraq...

Iran also declaring that Israel is at fault for this as an American ally. God please I would love for Israel to preemptively tactical nuke Iran...

[Anonymous No.16779611]

>>16779596
sorry dude, I'm normally a bull

This is war. You can't respond "lightly" and tit for tat. All of USA's weapons are probably en route right now

[Anonymous No.16779618]

Iran warning US to remove soldiers

THIS IS FROM THAT FUCKING LETTER SHOWING WEAKNESS GOD DAMN IT

>>16779580
That’s not what all out war means...

[Anonymous No.16779619]

>>16779611
0% chance of a war we might merk their oil though

[Anonymous No.16779623]

>An interim assessment of efficacy of belapectin, selection of an optimal dose and sizing will be conducted on an initial group of patients after 12-18 months of treatment, to seamlessly inform the progression to an integrated Phase 3 portion of trial. A Hepatic Impairment study will be conducted in parallel to allow potential inclusion of patients with more advanced cirrhosis in the trial. This approach allows us to optimize dosage, bolster the efficacy signal, and better size and power the later stages of the trial, increasing the potential likelihood of a successful Phase 3 trial. Enrollment will be based on the presence or absence of varices, spleen size, platelet count, and the evidence of collaterals. Enrollment should begin near the end of the first quarter of 2020.

[Anonymous No.16779629]

>>16779619
Okay, maybe no invasion

full military power directed at Iran

[Anonymous No.16779637]

>>16779581
No, but I guess it could be the actual football since he seemed to be pretty close to the white house. Who knows.

>>16779602
Yes? He's fully under their control and wouldn't be there if they couldn't fully trust him

[Anonymous No.16779643]

>>16779623
Shut the fuck up, we're talking about WWIII now.

[Anonymous No.16779650]

dem futures lol

[Anonymous No.16779657]

How much crude would be lost from glassing Iran?

[Anonymous No.16779659]

>>16779629
That means it's not a war. It's just bullshit. So buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.16779664]

What do you think odds are the source of the rockets aren't being bombed and targeted right now by USA

1% they arent? maybe 2%?

It's inside Iran so that means basically all AA assets re on the table too.

[Anonymous No.16779669]

>>16779657
Well it wasn't making money for the US so I guess it doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.16779673]

>Iranian Airforce has been deployed
What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.16779674]

>>16779657
none, although China gets 80% of their oil from Iran, sure would be a real shame if something happened to it just as the USA became oil independent over the past 2 years, real damn shame

[Anonymous No.16779677]

why the fuck does this shit always happen after-hours?

[Anonymous No.16779682]

Pussy trump what’s it going to take?
Blowing up ALL of aramco? Effigies of ivanka?

>>16779637
What the fucks the football, doesn’t he just need a phone line and the codes?

[Anonymous No.16779685]

>>16779677
Because all world leaders are in a conspiracy to fuck us

[Anonymous No.16779688]

>>16779643
>1 post by this ID

[Anonymous No.16779694]

>>16779673
It means Iranians planes and USA planes are going at it right now

[Anonymous No.16779698]

So how badly is the market going to crash tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.16779705]

some goatfucking mudslimes are thinking allah is going to come down and win them the war

that's what you are seeing

Iran vs USA in full swing

[Anonymous No.16779713]

>>16779698
take a peak at futures for a hint

[Anonymous No.16779715]

God damn it I just want to make some extra money from stocks after working my ass off all day I didn't ask for world war III

[Anonymous No.16779717]

>>16779698
Who knows. I'd close the market if I was USA while

[Anonymous No.16779720]

>>16779674
>>16779669
Not US oil, just oil period.
Less resources is bad for the global economy, it’s like how space mining hold asteroids would be good for everyone in aggregate.

>>16779698
Depends on what trump says when he, probably, addresses the nation via twitter tonight (or television if he wants to be a goddamn professional for once)

If he says “plunge protection team lol buy stocks” then we’re golden.

[Anonymous No.16779725]

>>16779657
most of it is underground
if we nuke their wells directly you might lose quite a bit, but as long as you don't bomb the wells directly, most of the oil will just stay underground to be dug up later

[Anonymous No.16779729]

Most importantly, what does this mean for biopharma meme stocks?

[Anonymous No.16779733]

>>16779673
makes me sad if our boys have to shoot down beautiful F-14s
what a beautiful plane

[Anonymous No.16779737]

It's being fed mudslime pilots as we shitpost

God Bless the F22

[Anonymous No.16779747]

> mfw AMD futures

Is it because of the upcoming war?

[Anonymous No.16779754]

>>16779437
SO MUCH THIS HOLY SHIT

I actually have a 200 dollar options portfolio, AMZN call spread is dead now. Thank God I got a Chevron call and a Twitter put ITM I might be able to survive this.

[Anonymous No.16779755]

>>16779747
Yes. MASSIVE uncertainty spike for all markets

[Anonymous No.16779758]

>>16779725
Still big risk of it being irradiated if nukes and blown up by Iranians when it looks like they’re losing, if not nukes.

Shame the neutron bomb thing wasn’t as great as we’d hoped.

[Anonymous No.16779770]

Came here to find out why i lost 5% after hours today. Now I see why...

[Anonymous No.16779772]

Of course the only reported casulties were iraqi soldiers, always them getting the stick because everyone else are smart enough to hide

[Anonymous No.16779773]

>>16779737
you can bet those pilots are holding back tears.
no American pilot would feel good about shooting down an F-14, doesn't matter what godless durka durka is in the cockpit

[Anonymous No.16779779]

I-Is it time to sell all my declining stocks or wait it out..

[Anonymous No.16779783]

They're saying no u.s forces were killed so this might blow over soon. If no american lives were lost we won't really do shit.

[Anonymous No.16779787]

Well hot dog. My AMD calls are dead but my LMT calls are going up like crazy. Good thing that I hedged for geopolitical risks!

[Anonymous No.16779789]

stock market theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OacVy8_nJi0

[Anonymous No.16779791]

>>16779773
imagine being an iranian relatively decent IQ person going up in your outdated shit because allah is all powerful and flying out to your death

kamikaze spirit in action, hope they drank

[Anonymous No.16779794]

>>16779773
Nah we need to get the obsolete models out of the air so Lockheed can pump out more of the new badass ones.

Goddamn I used to have 4 times as much LMT I’m such a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.16779801]

The last two market days have been been tricky. They looked like they'd go one direction at the start but went the other way. I just hope this turns out to a big nothingburger and the panic subsides

[Anonymous No.16779809]

>>16779783
if they coordinated with USA like we did for our cruise missile attacks on Syria it might not be war.

That's the only way..

I'd still march some people out to the sites they said and push for war though. Iran is strategically a great target for the USA war machine.

[Anonymous No.16779816]

I recall a few of us bought ROYT at .20, I don't think there are many left if any aside myself, but it's pumping right now.

[Anonymous No.16779817]

>>16779791
Yeah but 42 virgins (and I have no concept of “good sex” or blowjobbies or big ass japs)

[Anonymous No.16779825]

>>16779729
A true /smg/Chad I see.

[Anonymous No.16779841]

I hate oil spikes to my core, this hurts FDP and other food stocks with cargo ships

[Anonymous No.16779850]

>>16779841
you've enjoyed low oil for a long time

[Anonymous No.16779852]

>>16779841
it's chill
they're hedged

[Anonymous No.16779858]

>>16779773
As an aircraft enthusiast myself all I can say is fuck Nixon for letting those bastardos get their filthy hands on our Tomcats

[Anonymous No.16779859]

>>16779817
When I make it, I'm going to japan for a sex tour.

[Anonymous No.16779861]

>Only Iraqi casualties
Oh no no no

[Anonymous No.16779878]

>>16779801
It’s not

[Anonymous No.16779900]

What should i be buying right now? LMT and gold juniors?

[Anonymous No.16779906]

>that AMD dip
yeah i'm going all in

[Anonymous No.16779921]

>>16779906
smart -- this will pass

[Anonymous No.16779941]

>>16779900
>buying after the fact

[Anonymous No.16779945]

>BREAKING: President Trump is expected to address the nation later tonight, according to CNN

Ooooo, content for us nolifers

[Anonymous No.16779951]

my amd and tqqq are suffering some real asspain right now

[Anonymous No.16779953]

Looks like SOXL LABU PILL gonna be on sale soon...

Take tour time buying the dip! They gotta pull all that money out of somewhere to buy gold oil and missiles

[Anonymous No.16779956]

>buy anything today
>it goes down and will continue to go down because of what happened today

[Anonymous No.16779970]

Well this shit is heating up biggly. Iran says now that if we (U.S) retaliates against them for this latest attack then Iran will strike back inside america. Considering that we (U.S) will most certainly retaliate the steady march towards full blown war is pretty much a sure bet now.

[Anonymous No.16779977]

>Iran is warning that if there is retaliation for the two waves of attacks they launched their 3rd wave will destroy Dubai and Haifa
Looks like we're getting full blown sand conflict

[Anonymous No.16779980]

>>16779941
Thats what I thought yesterday though...

[Anonymous No.16779984]

>>16779953
PILL-bro, this is SOXL-anon checking in. We boutta get rich. It's our time

[Anonymous No.16779985]

>>16779970
Sauce now faggot

[Anonymous No.16779993]

>>16779977
How has Israel not established a MAD system in the region...

[Anonymous No.16780003]

>>16779970
They never said "strike back inside america" though

[Anonymous No.16780004]

>>16779985
In its Telegram channel, Iranian Revolutionary Guard says the “Pentagon reports that the US will respond to Iran’s attacks.”

IRGC then says in a footnote, “This time we will respond to you in America”

[Anonymous No.16780007]

>>16779977
Also Iranian Jets have entered Iraqi airspace

[Anonymous No.16780015]

>tfw this is one of those times I'm likely to get better investment advice from /pol/ than /smg/

[Anonymous No.16780016]

>>16779993
MAD doesn't even deter iran

look at them, one sided destruction doesn't deter them

[Anonymous No.16780023]

>>16779729
hold
there will still be cancer in the postapocalypse

[Anonymous No.16780024]

>down 8.58%
>the exact % of gain I've made since starting
this is both very lmao and not lmao at all

[Anonymous No.16780025]

>>16779977
Oh boy

[Anonymous No.16780028]

Anyone know any based smaller cap US defence contractors?

[Anonymous No.16780035]

Iran threatening UAE and Israel cities for destruction...

that's a new one

[Anonymous No.16780039]

>>16780030
>>16780030
>>16780030
>>16780030

new thread
go forth and die for Israel

>>16780030
>>16780030

>>16780030

[Anonymous No.16780044]

>>16780007
Now reporting intense USAF activity over Iraqi airspace. Dogfights momentarily.

[Anonymous No.16780046]

>>16779977
I didnt realize iran was actually sub 55IQ retarded

[Anonymous No.16780048]

>>16779984
I have uhhhhh a LOT of my money tied up in calls right now. Basically my whole robinhood account. This sucks. Either it rebounds fast enough for me not to be BTFO and I can’t Use that money to buy the dip, or my account blows up and I can’t buy the dip...

>>16780016
Fuck them dude believing in heaven is just a tool to get people to die for your cause.
>>16780024
Fuck

I really liked escaping the red and being up big. But I did it through calls so... I should’ve known it’d blow up in my face.

[Anonymous No.16780050]

You people make me sick hoping to profit off of war. I hope all oil, gold, and military stock end up plummeting after war is avoided.

[Anonymous No.16780052]

I bet big fat Saudi and UAE checks are being sent to USA to fund this

[Anonymous No.16780058]

>>16780004
They have a fucking Telegram?

Fuck this gay Earth.

[Anonymous No.16780061]

>>16780050
Unless they shorted?

[Anonymous No.16780062]

>>16780048
>I have uhhhhh a LOT of my money tied up in calls right now. Basically my whole robinhood account. This sucks. Either it rebounds fast enough for me not to be BTFO and I can’t Use that money to buy the dip, or my account blows up and I can’t buy the dip...
Just stay on top of your trades and roll that shit if you gotta. We'll go back up before a full blown bear but who knows when

[Anonymous No.16780070]

>>16780050
We're just trying to not be bankrupted by it. My portfolio is down 5% AH.

[Anonymous No.16780087]

>>16780062
God willing...

I did so much stupid shit today why is there not an undoooooo. Oh well just gotta handle it until it’s handled.

[Anonymous No.16780096]

Worlds gone to hell. War pending, Australia's about burnt to a crisp, puerto rico getting slammed by the quake, global warming is here, yeah man this world's just shat itself biggly. Glad I don't got kids. All this new shit kids are into just makes me sick anyway.

[Anonymous No.16780116]

>>16780044
Give me a link or kys

[Anonymous No.16780170]

I don't think I'll even look at my e-trade account for the next few weeks. I don't wanna see the constant red wave.. I'll look after this shit's blown over or we blow iran to hell, whichever comes first.

[Anonymous No.16780181]

>>16780096
If it's the end times then it doesn't matter that my portfolio is fucking ruined.

[Anonymous No.16780187]

>>16780116
You KYS first. Source is journalists on twitter. Use hashtags.
>https://twitter.com/AuroraIntel
>https://twitter.com/aliarouzi
Amongst others

[Anonymous No.16780192]

>>16780170
stop being a little bitch. if you cant stand a drawdown then keep some cash on the side ready to deploy

[Anonymous No.16780375]

>>16779356
Lol yes buy the dip ATH INCOMING! Read the writing on the wall. Imminent crash. NASDAQ will return negative this year.

[Anonymous No.16780414]

>>16780375
I've already made money buying the dip and selling the bounce in my futures account. What are you doing, anon?