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[Anonymous No.16773040]

LMAO WE MADE IT BOYS THE ZOOMERS ARE GOING TO FIGHT OUR WARS AHHAAHAHHA

>18 and 19 year olds are spared
>20-25 must go to war
>26 and up are spared

>tfw 26

[Anonymous No.16773051]

>>16773040
>turn 20 in april
im fucked

[Anonymous No.16773060]

>>16773040
based millenials sending minecraft zoomers to die in zogs wars

[Anonymous No.16773065]

>>16773040
>going to a pointless war induced by central banks at all
anywho, if there's a draftening I demand only the stronk and independent women being drafted because "muh equality"

[Anonymous No.16773073]

>draftening
based! well memed, that anon

[Anonymous No.16773075]

That'll teach them to call us boomers!!!

[Anonymous No.16773111]

>>16773040
Based Zoomies will do their milennialbros proud and protect us while we chill at home and take their women.

[Anonymous No.16773121]

Being a 30yo boomer has never been so comfy *sip* good luck out there kiddos!

[Anonymous No.16773132]

Damn it must suck to be american

[Anonymous No.16773134]

Go get em boys ! You got this !

[Anonymous No.16773159]

>>16773111
checked and zoomers absolutely rekt
never felt better to be a 30 year old boomer desu

[Anonymous No.16773162]

>>16773060
Warcraft chad Colonels giving orders from the bunkers to Minecraft virgin Privates digging trench in some guerilla infested iranian mountain

[Anonymous No.16773182]

You guys got this we believe in you !

For me ? I’ll take my coffee black

[Anonymous No.16773184]

>>16773040
>mfw 23 but from a NATO country with a military so incompetent and useless that nobody would want us in a war

Good hunting burgerzooms

[Anonymous No.16773189]

>>16773040
it's not fair
>t. 24 yo millenial

[Anonymous No.16773206]

>>16773189
Lol sorry millenibro. Your best shot is being a seargant over the Zoomers.

[Anonymous No.16773218]

>>16773132
It does

[Anonymous No.16773248]

>>16773040
Feels good to be a neutral Irish commie. Enjoy dying in a desert so my LMT shares can go up, burgers.

[Anonymous No.16773266]

I'll just join the ranks of the draft dodging alumni like Trump and Romney

[Anonymous No.16773267]

>>16773040
gonna fuck so many twinks in iran

[Anonymous No.16773272]

AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Millenials will sell your gaming pcs and Supreme jumpers for sips while you die in the hot sun zoomers.

[Anonymous No.16773413]

Wew

[Anonymous No.16773415]

>tfw 33
Ill be able to swoop in and coom all over the 18-26 year old roasties

[Anonymous No.16773455]

>>16773111
Checked gonna grab up all the sweet pussy yes I can't wait. Also only half of them will come back so the competition for those girls will be much lower

[Anonymous No.16773517]

>>16773040
Fuck this DNC shit. Gen Z is the most redpilled generation and ZOG knows this, that's why they're sending them to die. All that will be left are good goy boomers and my millennial brethren, many of whom are leftists. This is a tragedy.

[Anonymous No.16773543]

>>16773040
28 next month get fucked zoomers

[Anonymous No.16773556]

Turning 26 in May am i draftable

[Anonymous No.16773560]

There's no WW3 retards

[Anonymous No.16773577]

>>16773560
>here's no WW3 retards

[Anonymous No.16773603]

>>16773560
ZOOMER COPE

>>16773517
This.

[Anonymous No.16773606]

>>16773040
Based.

Dad body boomer reporting in. I’m gonna fuck and creampie all your girlfriends while you die in the desert

[Anonymous No.16773619]

Ty Based Zoomers

We get to shitpost about your pointless deaths, what a time to be alive

[Anonymous No.16773634]

What’s better than mooning linkies while zoomers fight our wars ?

[Anonymous No.16773635]

It's literally only the tiktok zoomers that will show up retards. Everyone with half a brain will just dodge

[Anonymous No.16773663]

both china and russia would have to join a conflict for WW3 to happen.

[Anonymous No.16773712]

Time to put those Fortnite hours into action

[Anonymous No.16773763]

>>16773040
Are 20-22 year olds not zoomers?

[Anonymous No.16773784]

>>16773577
>being this nervous
lol just go to canada. that's what the smart kids did in the 60's.

[Anonymous No.16773941]

Kek'd at this thread

[Anonymous No.16773986]

>>16773060
the fuck are you talking about? the oldest millenials are no older than 35-40 right now. All these old fuckers in the government making these big decisions are boomers. Make no mistake about it, the enemy has always been and always will be the eternal boomer. Don't even bother waiting for them to die, before they go they will enact laws to make us pay for them even in the afterlife.

[Anonymous No.16773990]

>>16773040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo2qQmj0_h4

[Anonymous No.16774006]

>>16773763
If you’re born after 1995-2000 then you’re a zoomer so yes

[Anonymous No.16774094]

I'm not even american but this shit pisses me off,how can boomers not only destroy the world and get away with it,but also send the people trying to fix it to die for jews?It's unreal how evil that generation is

[Anonymous No.16774109]

>>16774094
what do you expect from a generation that got everything handed to them on a silver platter from day one?

[Anonymous No.16774305]

>>16774094
There are some decent boomers who want change too but they're shit on..multiple generations voted for trump not just boomers. Generational hatred is a meme getting out of hand, probably pushed by russians to facilitate in fighting

[Anonymous No.16774317]

>>16773990
>not posting the superior version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28--5aEV1Z0

[Anonymous No.16774566]

>>16773040
18 and 19 are spared

Why? Are they going to raise adulthood and age of consent to 21 too?

[Anonymous No.16774568]

>>16773159
20s are for learnin
30s are for earnin

lets get it boomer bro

[Anonymous No.16774580]

>>16773040
I'm 22 with a felony they won't send me to war. Checkmate boomers

[Anonymous No.16774591]

>>16773517
>zoomers
>redpilled
don't you have a fortnite streamer to watch right now or something?

[Anonymous No.16774634]

>>16773040
never die for this bullshit, zionist, meme of a country. I'm almost 26 anyways

[Anonymous No.16774653]

>>16773111
Chekt + based

[Anonymous No.16774679]

>>16773051
Good luck brah... you'll be missed will I dab on this dubs checkem

[Anonymous No.16774680]

>>16774566
spared as long as its under a 2 year involvement
previous draft wars have been 6+ years besides korea which was 3.

are prior service nasty girls spared or nah

[Anonymous No.16774695]

>>16773111
Can't wait to start popping desperate 18 y.o. pussy with my ancient 30 yo boomer cock

[Anonymous No.16774737]

You talk like the army is 100% crap. It isn't.
>get in the best shape of your life
>get to do a lot of cool shit like blowing things up, alot of shooting etc
>military exercises are mostly crap but fun as hell when there is action
>cqc is fun
>get new friends(i know, it sounds gay)
>get to experience things you never would experience as a civilian
Don't get me wrong, there is a lot of bullshit, moments you hate your life etc. But being in the army is one of the most awesome things you can do in your life

[Anonymous No.16774741]

>>16773040
>tfw turned 30 yesterday
>tfw too old and fat to do draft service
>tfw kinda feel bad for the poor fucks about to get shit on via the military

[Anonymous No.16774783]

>>16773060
Nah, still boomers in charge

[Anonymous No.16774789]

>>16774580
You apparently have never heard of press ganging

[Anonymous No.16774860]

>>16774789
Fuuuarrkk can't wait to press gang zoomers into the desert.

[Anonymous No.16774895]

>>16773517
Yeah but think about all that zoomer pussy us boomers will slay while their cuck boyfriends go through the meat grinder.

[Anonymous No.16774904]

Die for Israel goyim

[Anonymous No.16774912]

>>16774895
You're in your 30's. Why are you still worried about getting pussy?

[Anonymous No.16774923]

I'd like to add though that the possibility of a draft is ,well, even entertaining that idea is fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.16774942]

>>16774912
Because it's easy af to fuck 20 year olds at my age. I actually enjoy poaching them from zoomer males.

[Anonymous No.16775032]

If you fags think a draft wouldn't be enforced think again. Sending young white men off to die in a pointless war is the dream come true for every liberal in the country.
Just who do you imagine has your back if this were to ever come to pass? The neocons who need you to die for israel? The women and minorities who wring their hands with glee at the idea of pissing on your grave and disparaging your memory?
Nobody would go to bat for you, and if you think the ZOG wouldn't throw the book at you and destroy your future over something as seemingly innocuous as not wanting to be tossed into a meatgrinder, think again.
Laugh all you want, but the country is in a dangerous spot to joke about a draft never happening. Demographic replacement works best if you can just outright kill the demographic you hate, and with an irreverent and right-swinging new generation emerging, now is the perfect time to kill enough of them off to make a difference.

[Anonymous No.16775101]

>>16773784
The 2020 equivalent will be to change genders. Slightly less gay desu.

[Anonymous No.16775195]

A draft in modern times would be extremely ineffective.
Nationalism is at an all-time low and most people would rather go to jail than fight for a cause they dont care about all.
It would cause more harm to the US's efforts than it would help.

In addition, the issue of women being drafted has been largely ignored due to its irrelevance, but if a draft happened it would get more attention.

[Anonymous No.16775207]

Jannies left this up cause they got a kick out of it

First time janny ever been based

[Anonymous No.16775219]

>>16775195
Trump doesn’t care he thinks young people need discipline

>>16775032
This.

[Anonymous No.16775234]

>>16774923
ZOOMER COPE

[Anonymous No.16775790]

>>16773051

[Anonymous No.16775820]

>>16774568
>20s are for learnin
>30s are for earnin
preach it brother

[Anonymous No.16775838]

would be, but there wont be a draft faggot

[Anonymous No.16775856]

>>16773111
Based af and truth pilled. Someone's gotta do it.

[Anonymous No.16775877]

>>16773040
I turn 26 in August will I survive?

[Anonymous No.16775930]

>tfw 24 yo boomer dualie burger/leaf citizen living in the frozen shithole
at last, the benefit of this place reveals itself
godspeed burgerzoomies

[Anonymous No.16776082]

Tfw 26

[Anonymous No.16776111]

>>16774317
>>16773990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm6MzvC-8pU

[Anonymous No.16776118]

>>16773060
Millennials died in Iraq

[Anonymous No.16776132]

>>16773040
Im 23 and in university for the next 3 years ha

[Anonymous No.16776140]

I'm gonna be 30 in May, but I have a brother who is in that age range to be drafted first. Would they let me take his place if a draft does happen? I used to be in the Army and have no disability that would hold me back from serving again, I just think he has a better future than I do and he isn't fit for war.

[The Devil !!IS5d++ZfZqB No.16776144]

If they try to draft me I will commit a mass movie filming. Fuck Israel and fuck the people of the United states. I would never die for any of you.

[Anonymous No.16776165]

>>16773111
>>16773577
>>16776111
oh boi

[Anonymous No.16776179]

>>16776144
based filmmaker

[Anonymous No.16776188]

>>16776140
nope but since you brought it up you get to go with him :^)

[Anonymous No.16776217]

>>16776188
I'm not gonna lie, that shit is scary but I would feel better being there with him even if we get put in different MOS's or units.

[Anonymous No.16776693]

>>16773040
>be zoomer
>get shot
hahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.16776742]

>>16773517
t. increasingly nervous zoomie about to join the meat grinder
kek, you can always dodge the draft, go to prison and get fucked in your tight butt

[Anonymous No.16776807]

>>16774737
you forgot the best ones
>get your legs blown up by an IED
>get shot
>have sex with your battle buddy
>get hit by shrapnel
>get killed by a stray mortar shell fired by a goat diddler with double digit IQ

[Anonymous No.16776860]

>>16773040
I'll just hide in the forest

[Anonymous No.16776874]

>>16776807
>get your legs blown up by an IED
>get raped by your battle buddy

[Anonymous No.16776903]

>>16776118
But it wasn’t mandatory. For you it is hahhaa

[Anonymous No.16776910]

>>16776132
They prefer to take college kids cause it doesn’t hurt the economy as bad. Zoom zoom nigga

[Anonymous No.16776919]

>>16776860
And eat bugs ?

[Anonymous No.16776943]

>>16776919
Good for the planet

[Anonymous No.16776948]

>>16776919
no, ramen noodle packs. My plan is to get as fat as possible where I can still hike. I can get water easily, my fat will have to be food for a while before I get a camp situated. Then I can just live off that until I start getting skinny, I can just buy more food from the gas station that is a short hike from the woods.

[Anonymous No.16776949]

>>16773040
>turn 25 in April
Not fighting for the country of kikes and niggers

[Anonymous No.16776969]

>>16773040
want college loan forgiveness?
time to do your part

[Anonymous No.16777053]

>>16776969
Off you go lads, my cock's not going to coom in your girlfriends pussy while youre still about. If you make it back alive you will be a minority in your country (illegals aren't going to be drafted silly and your generation will have been culled). Millenials will have ravaged all the 18 year old snatch. Thank you for your service.

[Anonymous No.16777108]

>be 26
>18-25 y/o men will be gone
>18-25 y/o women will be thirsting for dick like the army wives of yore
it's go time fellow chads

[Anonymous No.16777109]

im 20 can i still get drafted if i have self harm scars. i want to join but if i regularly try to enlist i would get dqed

[Anonymous No.16777148]

>>16777109
I was also wondering, I have asthma so will they still draft? U.S. has 1.2 million ready soldiers and 800k reserves, why would they need a draft to counter a force that has 700k, a weak airforce, no navy and outdated tanks.

[Anonymous No.16777153]

>>16775032
Scary post

[Anonymous No.16777161]

>>16777148
maybe they will loosen up conditions since its a draft but i think its a pretty good guarantee that asthma is off the table

[Anonymous No.16777186]

>>16774006
But not ZoomerMaxed which is post 2000.
MillenialMaxed people were born in the mid-late 80s everyone in the 90s is in the grey area

[The Devil !!IS5d++ZfZqB No.16777211]

>>16776217
Well if he gets drafted then hide his ass, don't be a useless helpless faggot.

[Anonymous No.16777220]

>>16777186
Someone born in 90-91 is closer to 30 then they are to their 20's, I'd say the cut off for being a millennial is 94. 95+ is zoomer territory.

[The Devil !!IS5d++ZfZqB No.16777222]

>>16776742
They have to catch you first.

[The Devil !!IS5d++ZfZqB No.16777248]

>>16777220
Ahhh shit. Still have to catch me niggers!!!!

[Anonymous No.16777308]

>>16777220
Yeah yeah I just mean the ultimate zoomer is a teen now, not in his 20s just sayin,Most 90s zoomer boys didnt use/have Internet, phones etc in his childhood ya know?

[Anonymous No.16777358]

>>16777308
yea, I was born in 99 so cannot relate. One thing I can remember from childhood that stuck with my was the iphone 4 and its release, I always had access to the internet though.

[Anonymous No.16777393]

>>16777358
>yea, I was born in 99 so cannot relate. One thing I can remember from childhood that stuck with my was the iphone 4 and its release, I always had access to the internet though.
I hope you don't ever offer anyone investing advice. You don't know shit son.

[Anonymous No.16777405]

>>16773040
Made it

[Anonymous No.16777409]

>>16777358
Yeah thats what happens in grey areas like early 80s which is Gen X but Im sure a bunch of them share more things with millenials than X

[Anonymous No.16777412]

>>16777393
I never claimed to know investing advice, but I'm willing to learn at 20yo. I do own 5k link but that's about it.

[Anonymous No.16777433]

Imagine all those spoiled kis that only played CoD or Fortnite going to an actual war.

[Anonymous No.16777458]

>>16777220
>is closer to 30 then they are to their 20's
that has literally nothing to do with boomer/x/y/z

people being closer to x's than y's don't put them into a different generation in that sense of the word.

[Anonymous No.16777483]

>>16777433
maybe the army can incentivize the zoomer by giving them fun and wacky helmets/hats to wear into battle.

[Anonymous No.16777484]

>>16777053
>Millenials will have ravaged all the 18 year old snatch

no, you're still a fat incel

[Anonymous No.16777492]

>>16777458
I'd say someone who is 30 relates to millennial more than zoomers in music taste, video game taste etc.

[Anonymous No.16777494]

im honestly going to kms if i get drafted. im not gonna die scared and at the hands of a sand nigger. im going out on my terms

[Anonymous No.16777541]

>>16777494
it's not going to happen but the fags itt are an unironic example of why men like the Founding Fathers didn't even let all White men vote. they're mostly white trash constantly looking to screw over others. most of these millennial fags were raised by single mothers and want to get back at the world.

[Anonymous No.16777580]

>>16777494
If I do get drafted I just hope its not the pussy branches like the navy and airforce. I want to at least have stories about it and have it be remember-able if I survive.

[Anonymous No.16777603]

>>16773040
Men only?
Muh patriarchy reeee

[Anonymous No.16777633]

>>16777494
Just break a leg like any normal people would do.

[Anonymous No.16777657]

>>16773040
FUCK THIS ORANGE CUNT I'M NOT GOING TO TO DIE IN A FUCKING WAR I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT

[Anonymous No.16777704]

>>16777494
are you kidding. drafting would be the best thing to happen to us. that will only increase the amount of gen z that become warriors that will change the world

[Anonymous No.16777718]

>>16777657
Reported for antisemitism

[The Devil !!IS5d++ZfZqB No.16777726]

>>16777704
Just like all the Afghan and Iraqi vete are changing the world? Or like how all those vietnam vets changed the world? Give me a fucking break.

[Anonymous No.16777727]

>>16777148
Becusse Iran has a military strength of 500,000 active and more reservists also with civilian militias numbers in the 100,000+ who will “jihad” against the US military and our military soldiers have to be rotated in and out of combat yearly so if this war happens expect the draft 10 fold, without question
t. Military History Enthusiast

[Anonymous No.16777733]

>>16773040
FUCK YEA ZOOMER GIRLS FOR US BOOMERS

[Anonymous No.16777755]

>>16777726
they are millennials, zoomers are more ready for the horrors of war after years of conditioning post 9/11

[Anonymous No.16777763]

>>16777704
Yeah just like Vietnam era of which the US never will have recovered. The last nail in coffin for the heritage USA.

[Anonymous No.16777766]

>>16777484
keep coping zoomer. its the grinder for you lad.

[Anonymous No.16777772]

Btw Is it possible that in 2020 you still need human soldiers to fight a war?

Just drone bomb all the sandniggers, civilians or military forces. No survivors.

[Anonymous No.16777781]

>>16773051
basedgoy u got hitler's birthday lucky bastard

[Anonymous No.16777782]

zoomers should give us their linkies. they won't need them where they're going

[Anonymous No.16777783]

>>16777718
dont bring that pol shit here. do you use google? larry page was a jew and was the co founder google and former alphabet ceo.

[Anonymous No.16777788]

>>16777704
fuck off boomer

[Anonymous No.16777810]

>>16777704
>dieing for israel is good for you!

[Anonymous No.16777821]

ITT millennial cope
Zoomers are going to go to war and slay pussy. Once they get back they're going to kill the jews and slay pussy again all the while millenials will be in their wagie cage.

Its going to feel good penetrating jewish sex slaves with my cock.

[Anonymous No.16777823]

>>16777788
literally a 20 year old zoomer. fuck you millenial nobody wants your sorry ass generation around anymore. you guys are failures and we have to pick up your scraps now

[Anonymous No.16777859]

>>16777783
> Thread about war.
Oy vey don't bring pol shit here.
Your era is over. Your mwetching will end soon. A handful of high profile kikes will remain. Rest will be sacrificed. It is written

[Anonymous No.16777862]

>>16777726
>>16777763
>>16777788
>>16777810
Look at all these sweating jews. We're talking about the generation that casually joke and idolize school shooters lmao. This is a mess of the jews own making.
>>16777783
>pol
Lurk moar
>don't bring /pol/ shit here
From the beggining this thread had nothing to do with /biz/. shut the fuck up and go back to rebbit if you don't like the people here.

[Anonymous No.16777870]

>>16777823
fuck off retard, i turn 20 in april. go kys in iran then u dumb fucking monkey

[Anonymous No.16777881]

>>16777783
This board is /Pol/ you fuckken KIKE

[Anonymous No.16777937]

>>16777862
Your ID is telling
Fuck off you animal. You're not different from a nigger or monkey. No wonder Jews feel superior over the likes of you.
Going to kill innocent people and eventually kill yourself, in the name of kikes who breed your daughters with niggers. All while they will keep their hands clean. Fucking cuck.

[Anonymous No.16777982]

>>16777862
literally FAAG id. fuck you gay piece of shit go back to pol

>>16777881
you have to go back

>>16777859
you literally have to go back

[Anonymous No.16778024]

Im ready. The world needs a grand war, we're all a bunch of fuckin pussies.

[Anonymous No.16778060]

>imagine thinking the draft would actually be enacted in current year +4

either way, I'm an 36yo oldfag, die to keep my bags safe, my young goys

[Anonymous No.16778367]

>>16773111
this. im already fucking zoomer wamens but can u imagine all the extra zoomer roastie pussy when the zoomer bros are all killing shitskins in the middle east cause of the draft?
lmao best time to be a 30yo boomer ever

[Anonymous No.16778490]

>thinks there will be a draft over some middle-eastern shithole

[Anonymous No.16778506]

time to fight for isreal my boys. it's fun you'll see it's like call of duty but better

[Anonymous No.16778661]

>>16777821
No, retard. This is clown world, the pendulum is inverted, this means the opposite of what happened for soldiers when the came back to all kinds of puss from fighting in the World Wars. Instead, you go to war, the people at home get all the puss.

[Anonymous No.16778701]

>>16773132
It's basically hell on Earth.

[Anonymous No.16778708]

>>16778490
>thinks there will be a draft over some middle-eastern shithole
There won't need to be a draft when the (((gov))) makes it look cool to go to war by selling nationalism to Zooms. I can totally see them taking the bait, rod and reel.

>Zoomer
>Join Army for glory, (((Israel))), because your life sucks
>Lose purchasing power through inflation while deployed
>Hold worthless Bitcoin
>Can't get gold because poor and overseas
>Lose your gf to chad Millenial who unironically holds gold
>Come back either poor or dead
If you come back alive
>Old home town is now brown ghetto
>Too poor to get into the white ethnostate that formed while you were in the sandbox
>No longer have any freedoms cause you now live in a socialist country

[Anonymous No.16778713]

>>16777937
>id
Hi rebbit
Jews are not innocent

[Anonymous No.16778744]

>>16773040
Nope not going fuck a draft

[Anonymous No.16778779]

>>16773560
Even if there was it would be nukes and cyber attacks and the military would stay privatized lol

[Anonymous No.16778833]

>>16778024
t. 26 year old

[Anonymous No.16778907]

>>16773040
> turns 21 in 5 days
>Canadian

[Anonymous No.16778917]

>>16778907
Someone on 4chan actually thought le dab was a funny meme. This website is dead.

[The Devil !!IS5d++ZfZqB No.16778923]

>>16777862
You're probably a jew yourself.

[Anonymous No.16778945]

>>16775032
It happened with WW2. People were handpicked in the draft. Guess who didn't get picked to go?

[Anonymous No.16778967]

>>16778945
Someone post the alleged secret memo.

[Anonymous No.16779022]

>>16775032
>Demographic replacement works best if you can just outright kill the demographic you hate, and with an irreverent and right-swinging new generation emerging, now is the perfect time to kill enough of them off to make a difference.
Plus most of them already have training with guns, win-win situation here.

[Anonymous No.16779127]

>>16773040
IRAN ATTACKING US BASES IN IRAQ WITH BALLISTIC MISSILES

ZOOMERS ON SUICIDE WATCH DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOOMER

[Anonymous No.16779134]

>>16778917
dude the "watch me nae nae watch me dab" meme is still just the funniest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!! SO funny

[Anonymous No.16779423]

ohhhh draftieeee

[Anonymous No.16779485]

THOUGH I WOULD LOVE TO DIE FOR ISRAEL, I AM SADLY UNFIT FOR DUTY BECAUSE OF MY ASTHMA
THANK YOU TO ALL MUTTS FOR PUMPING MY BAGS AND FOR YOUR SERVICE
t. DUTCH ZOOMER

[Anonymous No.16779890]

There's not gonna be a draft. Trump will destroy Iran without invading. Get ready to sell.

[Anonymous No.16779907]

Zoomers are 18/19 and under what the fuck is everyone retarded.

[Anonymous No.16779910]

>>16773040
well, the only good zoomers and arabs are both dead ones, I don't see a problem this is called synergies

[Anonymous No.16779963]

>>16773560
IT IS WRITTEN

[Anonymous No.16779971]

>>16779907
there actually are now 20 yo zoomers, born between (jan 1 and 8)

[Anonymous No.16780298]

>>16779127
zoomers are so fucked Goodluck surviving WW3 faggots

[Anonymous No.16780466]

Still at least 5 years away from proper war. 15-20y olds should worry.

[Anonymous No.16780522]

>>16777541
Based
Fuck snow niggers
You get the rope first fags

[Anonymous No.16781333]

>turn 20 in a month

[GayDad No.16781350]

>>16773040
You believe that bullshit? I'm here to tell you in a full blown ww3 war they'd probably draft even kids anon. The only way to not get drafted is to become a liability to the armed forces aka be crazy

[GayDad No.16781369]

>>16774580
They'd send you first as punishment if shit ever got hot

[Anonymous No.16781389]

>>16773556
Seconding this question. Nice to see you fellow 94

[Anonymous No.16781474]

>>16777823
Kek, misplaced aggression. The boomers are the common enemy.

[Anonymous No.16781528]

>>16773040
the odds of a draft are pretty low as is, but even if they put one in I'm disabled and can't go lol

[Anonymous No.16781544]

>>16777823
>>16777870
Not looking to good for the zoomers here

[Anonymous No.16781553]

>>16773111
>tfw 26
gonna be swimming bois holy fuck

[Anonymous No.16781556]

>>16777580
The only branch that conscripts is the army.

[Anonymous No.16781558]

>>16773040
>tfw turned 26 on the 2nd

[Anonymous No.16781580]

>>16773040
>tfw 25
I might fucking make it bros

[Anonymous No.16781616]

Should I, what is the term, "floss"? over their dead bodies?

[Anonymous No.16781619]

Most people here wouldn’t even pass the physical to qualify. Also if you fail a drug test, you will not meet the standards either. Imagine you autistic beets during the psychological exam. Kek you have no worries.

[Anonymous No.16781629]

>>16781619
>beets
Kek