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[Anonymous No.16768476]

>he doesn’t have a 3 fund portfolio
>he doesn’t max his ira
>he doesn’t max his 401k
>he thinks he will get rich off of crypto
>gf isn’t a virgin and he thinks he will make it

[Anonymous No.16768915]

>>16768476
Based

[Anonymous No.16768933]

what if I said my fiance is a virgin

[Anonymous No.16768962]

>>16768933
You are on your way to making it. Now do the rest of the op

[Anonymous No.16768963]

>why 3 funds? I prefer choosing individual stocks
>why have an ira and 401k? One or the other is fine. I dont like tying up that much money until im 70 and god knows what the laws and tax rated will be by then
>chainlink will make us rich if it executes what its attempting to do
>true. I’m my third partner for my gf and it makes me want to kms. Ill probably dump her once i can find a virgin. Which is probably never, owell

[Anonymous No.16769056]

>>16768963
>why 3 funds
3 funds are simple and outperform most investors
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio
>withdraw at 70
But you can access earlier penalty free with a Roth conversion ladder
>chain link
A meme preying on the uneducated
>no virgin gf
ngmi

[Anonymous No.16769087]

>>16769056
How get virgin gf?

[Anonymous No.16769436]

>>16769087
Kek I am 30 but young looking. Every year I crash the local high school’s senior prom (girls are 18) and go for the ones who look lonely. Usually they are virgins and are looking for affection. Too easy.

[Anonymous No.16769523]

>>16768476
Imagine buying into a 401k in 2019 lmfao. And people call Bitcoin a scam

[Anonymous No.16769537]

>>16769436
This might be the most pathetic thing I've ever read

[Anonymous No.16769543]

>>16769436
what an obvious larp LMAO
you are going to be FUMING when u see what happens next