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What time line is this?

>> No.16737009

https://purenukage.itch.io/chainlink-the-journey

>> No.16737126
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16737126

Suck my dick faggots no one will ever beat this

>> No.16737138

>>16736986
>What time line is this?
The one where you're still a broke NEET.

>> No.16737154

>>16737138
Glorious Mumbai Timeline, confirmed!

>> No.16737180

>>16737138
>hi I’m just as anonymous as everyone else but I also use a name so you know I’m a particular anonymous person which gives me exactly zero additional credibility

>> No.16737214
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>>16737126
The game becomes impossible after you score 1000

>> No.16737248

>>16737180
Triggered. This is just for the archives so I and everyone else can laugh at you handicaps in Q3 this year when the project goes the way of Sergey's last 2 smash hits and he's living in a jungle fortress in Cambodia guarded by a medium sized private ladyboy militia because NEETs want their fabled futures back.

>> No.16737250

he deff browses here he's the main leaker of all the info he's been a /biz/raeli from the jump

>> No.16737590

>>16737250
literally 100% of all LINK breadcrumbs have turned out to be fake partnerships so if that's the case it's pure fraud

>> No.16737773

>>16737590
>Fake partnerships
What does this even mean

>> No.16738040
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>>16736986
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went on the 101, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, chasing a van. He was just jumping over FUD and 700k. It was stacks upon stacks of obstacles, in the back of the van.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I play video games for meditation?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into jumping and he should be proud.
"I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the (gay)strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about FlappyBirds?"
He picked up his bottle of champagne on the floor, pulled about 1,000 points from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured champagne all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'JUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and jump.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

pls this is legit scam coin do NOT buy

>> No.16738055

>>16737248
Too based. Nice

>> No.16738060

>>16737590
This, and anyway bsv makes link irrelevant, so it was dead before borned

>> No.16738084
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16738084

>>16738040
get some

>> No.16738135
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16738135

Game over man it's game over!

>> No.16738151

>>16738060
chainlink makes bsv relevant.

>> No.16738377
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>>16736986
The best one which was supposed to have less than a 0.0001% chance of happening.
Our collective thoughts and efforts made it a reality.

>> No.16739142

>>16737214
I hit 1564 and honestly fucked up easily coulda broken 1700 if I didn’t. You just suck.

>> No.16739186

>>16737248
Thanks kurt

>> No.16739230

>>16737126
>>16737214
>>16738084
>>16738135
>they didn't reach minimum score for free link tokens
pathetic.

>> No.16739269

>>16737138
>>16737180
being a tripfag detracts from your credibility, it shows you have zero understanding of this website and get no attention irl, so you seek it in the only place you can get it
i.e. this retard

>> No.16739306

>>16739269
Loosen your boipussy up and listen. This is ultimately a throwaway until chainlink is done. For the purposes of laughing at fags like you later. My old unused trips from /g/ prove I’ve been here way longer than any of you linkmorons, 12 years now roughly. That’s the purpose of tripcodes, you wouldn’t understand.

Before you even think of replying with
>wow here for that long that means you still haven’t ‘made it’ because if you did you would have left
don’t, because only someone who’s been here for 2 months like you thinks anyone can leave this place. Whether you make it or not, if you were here before 2012 you’re not leaving.

>> No.16739322

Do I need a node to run this VR game? It’s so reallll

>> No.16739323

>>16739306
>if you were here before 2012 you’re not leaving
Fuck man, aint that the truth

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>>16739306
>he's been here for 12 years and he STILL hasn't made it
you know this doesn't give you more credit?

TOP FUCKING KEK.

>> No.16739356

>>16739326
Your reading comprehension is poor. No wonder you don’t understand chainlink. Give it another shot.

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>>16739230
I know but getting to 1488 is impossible. How did you do it?

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>>16739306
>if you were here before 2012 you’re not leaving.
God we got old. Christ I must be behind 700 boxxys by now.

>> No.16740099

>>16737180
Aaahaha absolutely based.

>> No.16740102

>>16737248
Seethe more faggot you got absolutely cucked by the anon you're replying to

>> No.16740121

>>16739356
Fuck off uncle gay fag.

>> No.16740144

Modern warfare 2 was my spiritual zeitgeist.

>> No.16740173
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16740173

>>16736986
>https://purenukage.itch.io/chainlink-the-journey

>> No.16740553

>Sergey soon dies after the score hits 1000
scary

>> No.16741299

>>16739306
jesus christ
imagine spending 12 years on these boards and not understanding the point of anon
i'm going to have to go with CRINGE and BLUEPILLED here
btw chainstink is gay

>> No.16741763

>>16739306
2005 oldfag here. Even in those days tripfags were insufferable cunts and generally disregarded by other anons. Not much has changed.

>> No.16741808

who the fuck is this russian scammer guy?

>> No.16741853

>>16736986
>it's real
wow just sold all my LINK could this faggot be any more unprofesional?

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>>16737126
>>16737214

Pathetic tranny niggers. You just got served.

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16741888

>>16737126
>>16737214
>>16738084
>>16738135
>>16741875
Not even hard, would've gotten higher if it didn't keep randomly freezing and dropping inputs.

>>16740173
Nice

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>>16740173

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16742280

first try
really brings back some good memory