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16733872 No.16733872 [Reply] [Original]

How do we profit from the Iran war?

>> No.16733879

>>16733872
oil i guess

>> No.16733885

>>16733872
Whatever crypto iranian folk want to buy to prevent their money from becoming useless

>> No.16733919

>>16733872
set up shop as a Canadian coyote. Then once they're across the border, treat them like the illegals they are. Make them do back breaking work. Threaten them, Say you'll personally return them to the states, to be sent to the front lines.
AMERICA fuck yea

>> No.16733962

Pump the usual collection of defense comps and AMD, as they'll be supplying the chips. Just pump AMD in general. And oil.

>> No.16734059

>>16733872
In before Trump gets impeached again for meddling in Iran's elections.

>> No.16734079

>>16733872
human trafficking company

>> No.16734351

I mean the lulz I would get from all the useless degens getting drafted and sent to the front would be profit enough