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Selling your soul for crypto Anonymous Thu Jan 2 11:56:48 2020 No.16724810 [Reply] [Original]

I would leave my wife and family behind, take HRT, and become the full-time live-in sissy girlfriend/fucktoy of a rich crypto NEET like Vitalik Buterin if I had the chance. I may not be able to "pass," but I'd let him abuse me like no cis girl would ever allow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 11:57:22 2020 No.16724816 >>16724810 please seek help

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 11:58:21 2020 No.16724828 kys faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 12:00:31 2020 No.16724853 >>16724816 >>16724828 Why so perturbed? It is an evolutionary strategy. I can make more money becoming a rich crypto NEET's sissy bitch than I ever could as a doctor or lawyer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 12:05:23 2020 No.16724903 >>16724853 >being this desperate for money kys

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 12:06:58 2020 No.16724923 >>16724810 is this a buy signal?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 12:10:13 2020 No.16724962 >>16724923 I'd live off a liquid diet of Vitalik's cum and let him destroy my butthole nightly for 1000 ETH

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 12:12:50 2020 No.16724993 >>16724962 He's probably a bottom anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 12:59:18 2020 No.16725444 >>16724810 How tall are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 13:24:20 2020 No.16725731 >>16725444 I'm 6'1", Daddy. Too tall? >>16724993 He can be whatever he wants as long as he keeps my wallet full of ETH.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 13:25:58 2020 No.16725762 >>16724993 i highly doubt that, vitalik seems like a top, like he would throw a fit if anyone tried to pork his butthole and that he is the only one who gets to pork buttholes

Anonymous Thu Jan 2 13:35:36 2020 No.16725874
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>>16725762
OP here. That's what I figured too.
Vitalik, if you are reading this, please note that I am ready to leave my beautiful wife and family behind to be your sex object. I will literally take estrogen pills daily and get plastic surgery if you pay for it. I will let you turn me into the girlfriend of your dreams. You can TOP my big girly ass every night. PLEASE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 14:32:32 2020 No.16726447 >>16725731 Yeah, you're taller than me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 14:33:27 2020 No.16726457 consider sudoku unironically

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 14:34:58 2020 No.16726477 >>16726447 >Yeah, you're taller than me B-but you can't tell when I'm on my knees.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 14:36:03 2020 No.16726490 >>16724810 >>16724962 >>16725874 Your souls are broken.

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