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16721317 No.16721317 [Reply] [Original]

>DRINKSSS???
>DRINKSS????
>BAR????

>> No.16721330

>>16721317
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>> No.16721332

>>16721317
Ya, nothing I like more after working 10 hours than spending a few more hours with my coworkers or boss.

>> No.16721379

>>16721317
>4CHAN AFTER WORK?
>4CHAN AFTER WORK????????
>ANIME?

>> No.16721378
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16721378

>>16721317
My favourite Bar

>> No.16721441
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16721441

>>16721317
>We should get some IPAs at this new ramen place I heard about. You can try the new hotsauce I bought in your miso.

>> No.16721528

Never, ever mix booze with career.

>> No.16721639

>>16721317
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SOCIALIZE, THAT'S WHAT NORMIES DO
>YOU HAVE TO BE LONELY AND MISERABLE
>TO BE FAIR YOU HAVE TO HAVE A VERY HIGH IQ TO UNDERSTAND /BIZ/. THE SMART MONEY IS EXTREMELY SUBTLE, AND WITHOUT A SOLID GRASP OF THEORETICAL CURMUGEONRY MOST OF THE INSIDER TIPS WILL GO OVER A TYPICAL CRYPTO TRADER'S HEAD. THERE'S ALSO LINKIES OPTIMISTIC OUTLOOK, WHICH IS DEFTLY WOVEN INTO A SMART CONTRACT - THE GROUP PHILOSOPHY DRAWS FROM BIGG MACCIA LITERATURE, FOR INSTANCE...
>FUCKING NORMIES. BEING NICE TO ME, INVITING ME OUT TO SOCIAL FUNCTIONS WITH THEM LIKE I'M SOME KIND OF NORMAL HUMAN BEING.
>GRETA.HOW.DARE.YOU.JPG
Why wouldn't you want to take advantage of seeing your coworkers tipsy and uncensored revealing all their weaknesses and giving you valuable intel you can use to make your job easier through blackmail OP? NGMI.

>> No.16721897

>>16721528
It's worked pretty fucking well for me

>> No.16722054

>>16721639
Based Machiavellian human resources

>> No.16722688

>>16721897
Literally "works on my PC" get fucked there are no friends in business unless your micheal scott and want everyone to be friends with you.

>> No.16722706

>>16721317
my work is mostly full of tradies so our version of "drinks" is having a shitload of pints

>> No.16722757

>>16722688
who said anything about friends? he just said he mixes booze with career. That's different to being friends.

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>>16721317
>Cool bro I’m in wanna hit up the barcade? It’s like an arcade but with local IPAs and best of all no annoying kids to ruin our arcade experience

>> No.16723823

>>16721441
I've never met anyone with good taste who liked Doctor Who.

>> No.16723920
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>>16721379
>he doesn't use his phone while at work when he sees it necessary
>he's trying to compare the degeneracy of potentially entrapping yourself in a cycle of debt slavery by treating alcohol consumption as a reward for your day of pointless waging in a keynesian economy to the mere act of keeping up on his investments, or the celebrating of artistic media
what a cuck

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>>16721317
> anon I've been drinking free BEER ON TAP since noon from the WEWORK sixth floor.

>> No.16724879

>>16721897
Booze = bonding

It's not the best drug, but for social lubricant and male bonding ) company bonding it's great. I crack a beer with the boss after 12 hour days. That and I have gotten all my music gigs from drinking and socializing and my job network from friends that indulge in a beer or two.

I am not a fan of IPAs but Belgium style beers and whiskey are fairly good booze to get into

>> No.16724924

Barcades are awful

The fighting games are not the latest revision, thy have shitty SP games like skyrim and fallout or whatever FOTM WRPG is out.

Madden and Fifa are updated you better believe, but if there's a nintendo console, it's mario games only, literally nothing else exists. Assuming the console even works, last time I went the PS3 kept overheating and in order to use a different console I had to pay for another table.

Fuck barcades

>> No.16724927

>not doing LSD and going to raves with co-workers
Get a better job

>> No.16724955

>>16721639
>Blackmail coworks

Yes, thats how real life works anon

Your social engineering skills are cutting edge

>> No.16725024

>>16724879
>music gigs
>cracking a beer
>male bonding
go back.

>> No.16725057

>>16721317
When did alcohol go from manly to basedboy?

>> No.16725075

>>16721378
>dude i LOVE ww2 guns

>> No.16725088

>>16725057

just IPAs and belgians

you won't see Irish Stouts or american go that route which is a shame because IPAs are good for getting fucked up

>> No.16725250

>>16721378
Based.

>> No.16725281

>>16725024
From Steve Jobs, to Alexander the Great, to William The Conquer, groups of well bonded male friends created success. My own boss started his company with his wife and best friend in his garage. If you want to create a good network of business contacts and friends you should consider engaging in activities to win you friends.

>> No.16725422

>>16725281
to each their own. I don't mix friends with business unless the friendship came after working together.

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>>16725281
>crack open a cold one with the boys

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16725457

>>16724927
this desu

>> No.16725465

>>16725088
What the hell is wrong with Belgians?

>> No.16725483

>sorry bro im hitting the gym later tonight and alcohol kill your gains

>> No.16725486
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>>16725281
NO DRUNKARD
NOR EFFEMINATE
NOR UNCLEAN

HAS INHERITANCE IN THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN

>> No.16725487

>>16725465
Nothing. Usually 9 to 14 percent alcohol content, taste good, and are cheap. IPAs aren't good because they'll give you bitch tits at 15 percent body fat because they're highly estrogenic.

>> No.16725512

>>16725486
>a few drinks
>Drunkard

Having a few drinks is miles away from being a drunkard / wino. What did Jesus turn water into?

>> No.16725582

Drinking just makes me tired, doesnt help socializing even. I don't even like being drunk anymore, it doesnt improve anything for me.

>> No.16725645
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16725645

>As long as we are thinking of natural values we must say that the sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal, or two friends talking over a pint of beer, or a man alone reading a book that interests him; and that all economies, politics, laws, armies, and institutions, save insofar as they prolong and multiply such scenes, are a mere ploughing the sand and sowing the ocean, a meaningless vanity and vexation of the spirit.

>> No.16725647

>>16725486
Heaven is for poor faggots.

>> No.16725922

>>16725487
This guy knows whats up, I go to a Belgium style brewery near my place, tons of 9% ales, no ipa's.
That shit is great.

>> No.16725967

>>16725645
The Great Divorce is a fantastic book. I think about God much more often because of CS Lewis