/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16718428]

>tfw I will have to spend between 25%-33% of my remaining existence sleeping
how can I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.16718438]

get into davinci's sleeping pattern

[Anonymous No.16718452]

>>16718428
> compounding interest
> dividends
> non inflatable assets.
> owning a monopoly
> be crime boss

[Anonymous No.16718454]

It's not fair, this is consciousness theft. Why is my body allowed to have a monopoly on consciousness?

[Anonymous No.16718455]

Invent a device to collect your farts during sleep and then storing it to burn for energy production.

[Anonymous No.16719327]

>>16718428
Lern to lucid dream

[Anonymous No.16719334]

>>16718428
Write your dreams down and sell them as erotica on Kindle.

[Anonymous No.16719345]

>>16718438
Which was...

[Anonymous No.16719350]

>>16718428
shit I'm closer to 50%

[Anonymous No.16719359]

from 2017-2018 I would sleep every two days. I would go to bed at around 8-9 on the second day and sleep 9 hours. But this made time go by so fast, and in the 10am-3pm period on second day you are in a weird giddy haze, like you are high

[Anonymous No.16719412]

>>16719345
Polyphasic sleeping

[Anonymous No.16719432]

>>16718438
>>16719412
terrible advice, polyphasic sleep is proven to be harmful to your body, enjoy saving a few hours a day in return for dying 20 years early

[Anonymous No.16719465]

>>16718428
Sleep faster

[Anonymous No.16719505]

>>16719432
>is proven
Please link me proof, I'm interested

[Anonymous No.16719510]

>>16719327
how do I do this

[Anonymous No.16719533]

>>16719510
record your dreams in a journal every time you wake up and eventually your brain will recognize when you're sleeping and you'll be able to control what's happening in your dreams to a certain extent

[Anonymous No.16719558]

>>16718428
Sign up for medical tests and have your biometric data be an input to a smartcontract that sends the data out to requestors in return for payment.

[Anonymous No.16719560]

>>16719533
there has to be more to it than that.

[Anonymous No.16719587]

>>16719560
I’ve been into lucid dreaming on and off for about 7 years and writing your dreams down is the most important thing to do, you can learn techniques such as MILD or WILD etc but writing them down will probably make you lucid dream if you do reality checks :)

[Anonymous No.16719599]

>>16719560
it works. But writing down your dreams take more willpower than you think because by the time you are awake enough to apply the willpower to write them down, you have forgotten them. And inthat hazy waking up phase where you can clearly remember dreams to write them down, you are often too retarded to make any sense. Here is one of my recents that makes most sense:

Sneak in to all you can eat music banquet thing worth hundreds. Stay at table with food. Security guards at entrance bridge leading to elevators. Security guards near food table wanting phone. Ask salary 30k. Leave amidst people knowing admiringly what we did. Forget my timberlands and have to walk through city in socks. Lost underground in stairs. Emerge into outside locate bearings by location of 2 McDonald's. Get robbed by a. Crackhead with his handler

[Anonymous No.16719653]

>>16719533
>>16719510
Itsa bit more fun than normal sleep obviously, but in terms of biz its only occasionally useful...i feel like if yer smart you do some thinking during yer sleep, whether or not it is lucid

[Anonymous No.16719654]

>>16719599
is there a certain length of time I need to sleep? How can i make sure I don't fail to write this down?

[Anonymous No.16719681]

>>16719654
iirc dreaming happens in REM which occurs in cycles while you sleep,starting 2ish hours after you fall asleep and occuring more often/in longer cycles towards very end of sleep

[Anonymous No.16719719]

>>16719432
Things to consider: Your body naturally runs on something like a 25hour sleep cycle (although most people because of things like temperature and sunlight and metabolism re-calibrates to a 24 hour cycle every day), and traditionally you sleep in two halves - in the colder Northern Europe people would traditionally wake up in the middle of the night, and in warmer Southern Europe people have 'siestas' - naps during the hottest part of the day after a hearty lunch.
I remember hearing an anecdote about the guy who created the 'Theory of Inductive Inference' the mathematician Ray Solomonoff who apparently wouldn't ever sleep at the same time everyday but slept on the 25 hour cycle he lived until he was 83 and made some major contributions to Algorithmic Probability and algorithmic information theory.
Obviously better suited for someone like a Mathematician who does most of his work at home alone than someone who works in /biz/ and has a lot of underlings and meetings to go to.

[Anonymous No.16719735]

>>16719681
this.
This is why it's suggested if you do set an alarm, time it to go off during non-REM sleep to avoid grogginess, however for Lucid Dreaming you might want some kind of subtle external cue to go off timed to your REM sleep - something that won't wake you up but will alert you you're dreaming.

[Anonymous No.16719801]

>>16718428
passive income retard

[Anonymous No.16719831]

>>16719719
>25 hour cycle
holy shit, I always thought something was wrong with me because I always feel wide awake until an hour after I went to sleep the day prior. Is this the reason, or am I just a retard who can't regulate my circadian rhythms like normal people?

[Anonymous No.16719848]

>>16719831
little bit of Column A little bit of Column B,
You can manage it though - do you use much artificial light or use your phone/laptop well into the night? What time do you have your last meal of the day?
What's the temperature in your room like at those times?

[Anonymous No.16719864]

>>16719831
Me too. I've considered permanently going around the world every few days to align the daytime with this pattern but it's a bit impractical and crypto prices are a bit low.

[Anonymous No.16719888]

>>16719327
>>16719510
Lucid dreaming and dreaming in general is just so fucking awesome, seriously everyone should practice it. Learning to lucid dream will also make you remember your regular dreams better. I can usually remember 1-3 dreams per night.
Just today I woke up from a dream where I met some cute girl, we were holding hands, talking, then we started kissing. I can still remember how her tongue felt and the strange taste. It's crazy good. Lucid dreaming is even more insane. Seriously don't waste 30% of your lives /biz/bros.

[Anonymous No.16719934]

>>16719510
First you have to up your dream recall => Dream log, vitamin b1-12, melatonin, silene, other weird african weed. Chemicals can really help you here to kickstart this a bit but you should try to make dream recall a natural bodily response after a while.
Look up WBTB.
When you have your first lucid dream don't try to rape everything like a retard. If you lose yourself in your emotional frency, huddle and or force it it won't work and you will probably wake up. Also don't try, simply do it. You have to own your dreams. You have 100% of the control since you are the one doing the dreaming. Dream control also works rather implicitly than explicitly which means that if you TRY to do something you will get TRYING while you will get DOING if you DO something. The dream feeds itself off your emotional state and intentions and all that other psycho crap. So, if you now desperately try to rape that hot girl next to you because you finally made it into the lucid dream and don't wanna risk wasting that chance then it might happen to you that her pants are glued to her ass or
>she
will not have a bagina since your forced behaviour implies a not having of the thing you're trying to get so desperately and then the dream will react accordingly. And since you wanna use your chance like said ealier and therefore huddle hard as fuck you will not get what you're trying to preserve because again of a implied lack thereof and in return you will wake up. Implicit control. In your dreams there is no differentiation between thinking, feeling and happening. You're in your head the whole time after all. Everything is thoughts here.
There is no 100% certified technique because it really is a mind thing. There are only thing that can help. Others mentioned it already and just google this shit. If you don't have depression or other mental problems which shut down your dream recall then getting into lucid dreams is relatively easy. The hard part is getting good at the control part.

[Anonymous No.16719953]

Record and sell your biometric data while sleeping

[Anonymous No.16719966]

>>16719953
based and jewpilled

[Anonymous No.16720174]

>>16718454
Consciousness is an illusion anon. You were never in control.

[Anonymous No.16720397]

>>16718428
Sleeping is literally the best part of existence.

>how can I profit from this?
Mattress companies.
TPX
SNBR
EVE

[Anonymous No.16720431]

I almost never dream. Maybe 2-3 per year. How do I fix this?

[Anonymous No.16720475]

>>16719327
My ability to do this is on and off. Really fun dreams are when I give myself superpowers, generally the same ones.

Have attempted to return to a dream I had months ago. Felt bliss. Standing in a field with a small hobbit like house behind me where my parents and siblings were. Wilderness/nature for many miles all around. Long standing grain gently waving back in forth from the wind. The cold gentle breeze hitting my skin as I closed my eyes while the setting orange sun on the horizon colors the sky a beautiful peach color. No anxiety whatsoever. Utterly relaxed. Felt blissful. Then the dream collapsed shortly after as I desperately tried to stay in it.

Mfw the breeze hit my face and the utter bliss I felt.

I desperately want to go back there again.

[Anonymous No.16721188]

>>16718428
become cute trap, sleep in cute/erotic clothes
set up webcam
have coomers/orbiters pay to come and watch you sleep.
????
enjoy making monies while u sleep,
also >>16719334

[Anonymous No.16721371]

>>16719432
not tru, biphasic sleeping is based

[Anonymous No.16721385]

>>16719719
i would do this if my gf wasn’t a gay wagie with an AM shift who likes cuddles

[Anonymous No.16721400]

>>16719599
Good dream.

[Anonymous No.16721405]

Learn to lucid dream, then astral project, remote view, etc. If you cant use that to your advantage idk man ngmi

[Anonymous No.16721409]

>>16720174
Based behaviorism.

[Anonymous No.16722517]

>>16719934
interesting, I've experienced some of the same things with regard to forced/unforced. i haven't lucid dreamed since i was a teenager, i might try again

[Anonymous No.16722534]

>>16718428
By having others work for you so you make money while you sleep. Lots of industries do 24/hr work with 12 hr shifts. Start a business and have them work while you sleep.

[Anonymous No.16722543]

>>16718428
Astral Projection/Lucid Dreaming.

[Anonymous No.16722544]

>>16718428
Focus on improving sleep quality so you can be more efficient when you are awake.

[Anonymous No.16722583]

>>16719510
question when your awake fren. if something is off ask am i dreaming? half the time when youre dreaming you’ll recognize the bullshit. sometimes u wont and think how did i rationalize that? lol

>>16718428
create software become a landlord or invest in the right crypto or stock to make money while you sleep

[Anonymous No.16722636]

>>16718428
copy trading?
Let people more experienced manage your money

[Anonymous No.16722894]

>>16718428
>tfw I will have to spend between 25%-33% in a state where I crystalize and internalize what I have learned during the day as well as repair damage done to my body.

Reframe

[Anonymous No.16723673]

>>16718428
Make software that you use as you sleep.

[Anonymous No.16724494]

>>16719888
>>16719934
aren't you guys worried it might open the doors to paranormal shit or alien abductions?

[Anonymous No.16725214]

>>16718428
imagine living such a shit lifestyle you need 8 hours of sleep. go ahead and sleep your life away.

[Anonymous No.16725914]

>>16724494
that's not real

[Anonymous No.16726268]

>>16719510
Whenever I candyflip on weekends during the summer I get super vivid lucid dreams for a few weeks