/biz/ - Business & Finance

High finance is jewish

>>16713075
And it’s quite based

Which one should I start buying as my wage bucks come in every week, sava or galt?

>>16713103
Split between both. The only way to do it.

Pot is back baby. Fuck the bulls.

>>16713135
>bulls
Meant to say bears.

>>16713135
Hold support after the sell off and i'll consider it.

>>16713135
Aww sweaty
Zoom out

>>16713103
1/3 in both making 2/3 then keep the other 1/3 accumulating in cash in your brokerage to buy major dips in either one. You can used all saved up 1/3 cash on one big dip if you see fit but then go back to saving 1/3 in cash. Also you might find another stock and will be glad you have cash to start a position

>>16713150
>>16713156
Weed is cyclical. Buy in the winter, sell in the spring.

im only drinking vodka...

>>16713182
nope... this goes into bullshit you don't see in a fucking chrart...

>>16713182
i'm not working, im not working im not working, you promised 20k right and nope fuck you im not working... handlers for illegal activity,.,. and you work with niggers.... niggers that shoot the moon like you can't even believe or want...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2rDb4Ur2dw

SSO
QLD

RISE UP

im never going to drink again... i have less than one hour... it's sad but it's clear.

>>16713206
>I gave him an opportunity to buy the lows
>he rejected it
You're going to be sad when you miss out on what's going to be the biggest industry of the 2020s.

>>16713182
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagahahahahahwhaha

Well maybe I’ll wait before buying puts

>>16713247
The bubble has burst. That's why it's the correct time to buy. We've hit the bottom.

>ordering Juul to do what they already did voluntarily

Plz dip plz dip plz dip
OH GOD PLEASE DIP

The bull era is over, it's the dawn of the bear age. Now we're all sons of bitches.

>>16713242
I will support NSD play it out... niggers and what's a famillies when 70% of individuals are now in single homes.... just go fuck and make a family.. seriously the demographics aren't lies, just fucking look them up your self... and fucking look at how bad shit is...

>>16713300
noooooo don't say that... we have mercy, and ambilvalence, but truth wins.

fine fuck you all.... fuck you all...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2rDb4Ur2dw

>>16713322
Nigga you wouldn’t know the Channukah blessings if I sang them like a mother to her sweet baby boychik

Fry yourserf to da moon

>>16713370
that's not true, and you wouldn't know the diffence between tchaikovsky and tomoso albinioni.

>>16713370
happy new year to you and everybody you care about.

>>16713385
man I was listening to some Beethoven concertos today. Light stuff, piano concerto 4, that kind of thing. Then youtube recommended a fantastic group of Tchaikovsky symphonies:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL7hNANFEKI
but it was just so powerful that I couldn't listen to it while working, so I had to go back to some lighter stuff
gonna listen to the Tchaikovsky stuff the next time I go off the deep end though, when I'm in a state of mind that I can really concentrate to it

is so sad, im giving up all alcoholic drinks... in less than an hour.

>>16713389
Thanks bud. Same to you and yours.

>>16713406
Be excited. When one door opens and all that. You may be amazed at what your mind and body are capable off when you’re not posioning it with the sauce.

>>16713406
I got hammered last night. Probably won't be drinking tonight, at this point I'm just nursing this hangover with gabapentins and klonopin.

>>16713395
no i just want too say thank you.... it's tough too find some one who understands john williams, and music for the starwars... but they want to do hit brighter, but louder is stupid and what ever... i hate how bad this music turns inside itself, and the best talent leaves... freedom and ambition give them great wellwishing stuff like uhh galt to 240.00 and uhh lci to 16 bucks again.

>he doesn't sell rich options premium

STAY BROKE SHAREHOLDERS

how do you block the kid who is spamming with the lime green ID

>>16713449
who's broke.. me or my fiance police woman...

I’m gonna suck yalls fucki dicks

>>16713449
::smug peepee dot jaypeg::

you all have been great for like fucking 4 or 5 years now.... damn it i can't remember how fucking far we've come since then... I love you all.

>>16713478
I'm actually also drinking a bit right now as well

>>16713454
you can filter his name or tripcode

>>16713468
>robinhood

>>16713490
get this faggot off of me.... please! He's the worst of all and he's getting to butt buddy with me... Give him some real man.

happy new years negroes

fuck you... i hope next year is worst for 99% of you.

>>16713504
bro its another 68 minutes ffs wow

>>16713494
Oh yeah I really want to into this interface

Fucker

>>16713513
It all depends on how you approach the reality of the bull

>>16713521
happy NYE to the flyovers too I guess

>>16713522
>he trades without knowing what is beta is
>he hasn't the slightest clue what his theta holdings are
>if you asked him if he was vega-risk heavy, he'd mom's spaghetti you in the face
>what is standard deviation?

>>16713545
>he overcomplicates the number machine and doesn't invest purely off of funny names and gut feelings.

>>16713524
he got goared two times... i laughed im sorry.. it's not my butt hole.

>>16713556
>he expects less work from those who can't provide it.

>>16713545
Nah I’d straight up tell you I don’t know

How to into the Greeks?

>>16713072
**LATE NIGHT GOLD CALL**

Whatcha holdin/calling/putting/spreading?
>First for gold double bottom.

Still holding long month options on GDX,IAU bought some SLV and SILJ options all for a month out.
Charts still holding up on day and weekly.
Ohhhh yes gold Its just...gets so me so......agape with joy....and glimmering dripping pleasure....ohhhmy.

>>16713595
Let that be a lesshon to you, shonny boy.

>>16713595
When delta or vol is low you sell,when it's higher than .50 (preferably closer to 1) and vol is low you buy
Whether it's call puts or spreads is your call tho you can mix them multiple ways or stay delta nuetral with a spread and just collect from others theta decay,or ideally you can short a company into bankruptcy.

>>16713611
*Correction when delta is high you sell or collect premium*

>>16713619
Goddamit I'm high and dunno why I'm trying
When vol is high sell or collect premium

>>16713545
You don't ta my nigga? sometimes volatility can pump

>>16713490
I propose a toast - to our marriage in 2020. May we live off our collective GALT gains.

happy fucking new years!!! I just gave up everything bad.

>>16713603
i want you to shut your legs for a year, and enjoy sobriety and making this the best decade ever.

>>16713651
TING TING to galt, so we can buy at bottoms and forget faggots...

I want to propose a toast to those who are working tonight... our law enforcement officers, and our service workers.. Cheers to them.

damn i gave it alll up... no more booze... i fucking hate all of you.

>>16713706
Switch to Kool aid baggie. Or Capri sun. Both are lovable KHC products that quench your thirst better than any of that dirty sinful liquor. Me personally I'm knocking back jager shots once it hits 12 central

Rate my memebags for the new year fagoots got some gold and silver in there too with vglt

>>16713732
can't i just drink water and use hot water for tea from ancient tea tree's leafs... sugar is for the weak, and damnit if i could get a gallon or what ever of that shit is... the thing about the capri sun was basically, you do it your self, and if you froze those fuckers and cut the tops off you had a great slushy... had all of it, because it was better than water and sharing a fountain which you still did... i dunno there is no better meme than capri sun... and how they were bought out... a capri sun with an extra hormone attached like these basedboy burgers, with enough estrogene to be basically be birth control... what happened to eating beef, and loving how good or poorly it was cooked.

i'll be honest, i had the worst braised short ribs of my life... these things were too damn salty.... i love salty food, but their demiglace was literally made with acid... it was not a good sauce at all.

Been trying to come up with some memes to inspire others how easy it is to invest,even if you're poor.

Thinking bout a daily reminder

if your demiglace is good... you're not afraid to put it over all the food and base the plate with it, but this was worse than bad... it was honestly the worst i'd ever tasted.

this has been rough

ive made a lot of mistakes

hopefully i dont continue to

>>16714054
stonk shut me out... stop acting like your poor, and convince some one you've actually got it pat... this already lost my attention.

>>16714054
fucking qyld was my fucking pick last year... you assholes actually continue to buy that shit.... damn... actually... i've had great picks every year... kinda why that bitch is gone.

>>16714060
But I am poor anon
Qyld and gold are my only hope

>>16714079
Forgot pic

There I fixed it

im going to tell you.. i don't have a great pick this year... i'd suggest dogs of the dow... stuff like boeing and pzier.. as far as banks... regional over conglomerates... and in your food bank... take some kraft... damn... who ever needed aussie anything, short the fuck out of that for 3 months... short the assuies, volcanos killing people, damn it... they can't export well enough behind their own needingness.... call me an idiot but... seriously it's stupid to not short these companies that need them... what ever... i hate it.. so in 3 months, i expect more volatilities, and in the markets of oil and gold.. i expect rising prices.... but you fucking assholes want dates... so gold is going to peak first. then crude oil will follow a peak. this will happen second week of feb, and third week of feb... now 20 is a leap year, so we get extra day in feb... this extra day is crucial to every plan... as far as black gold.. the price will spike the next week so sell off in early march, and have fun... we can buy more crude later that same week.

Momentum still looks good on qyld and I honestly thing it's about to dinosaur,it's already made the 2 humps...

>>16714117
How you you feel about the helium shortage and plays like apd and USAC the latter paying another +10% dividend?
Those and oil are my other plays xle is looking bullish again

>>16714093
ok... which stocks are the highest parts of qyld.. why aren't apple and amazon incorporated into the dow 30?

Everytime I post my stocks, they get bogged soon after and I become a bagholder. Is this the schizo or do anons hate me that much?

>>16714136
honestly... the helium shortage is a big fucking clue, and who ever wants to invest into the holy grail... it's nuclear fusion technology... and basically it renders all other energy jobs obsolete.. it's why global warming faggots are against it, even though it's the most sustainable and natural thing, but they're funded by energy money themselves... fuck it. i make money off energy too... but there is not a single company on the NYSE doing the nuclear fusions....

>>16714143
You're telling me it's not fucking cash to write covered calls if I could actually own more than one share of any of these?
Well with qyld I can and it pays a monthly div.

a new year new you... ching chong ching chong

>>16714162
well.. honestly you're looking at a fund worth more than your self.. it's up to you to decide what you're worth, but i was telling people about this shit in 2017...

>>16714167
fuck you and your lucky star too... if you wanna be that fucking lazy.,... at least do something nice..... I did something nice on the chinese new year... you're fucking just oh yeah it was chinese new year and forgot... then 2 weeks later we cry over this shit.

>>16714167
i hope you with this apathy... never amount to anything.

>>16714173
Fractional shares just turned everything into crypto though.
You can literally buy anything now and experience the same growth albeit with less money,but the numbers don't mean shit it's the amount of growth percentages over time compounding.

With that said I am now a qyld shill and will put money into it Everytime I get paid,though it's only 10% of my holdings.

>>16714167
do i have to remind everybody about the horrible attrocities that happened in kyoto...

>>16714195
you see... you're missing out on the good shit... the actual venture capitalist shit.

>>16714167
Happy new year niknik!

>>16714195
fractional investing into companies that are already losing money doesn't make sense... sounds like a bubble.. the real investments will be new ipos and shit beyond crypto... the worst part if your currency doesn't matter, yes crypto was a safe haven, but now it's not ever going to be close to a gold standard. post brexit and in 2020...

>>16714190
Sha Aa Sha, Jehuti, Seshata, Anubis, Osiris, Ra
Webn Reh Mpt

>>16714207
happy new year to you and your rats too... actually you reminded me of the first time i was on DMT and i was just a ball of spiritual energy... and I understand that when i was 12 years old and saw that alien... it was just me from the future.

>>16714207
Yes

>>16714206
I have about 30 holdings everything from ab,khc ,to vglt to oil, helium,and gold I stay pretty diversified and I don't yolo on memes and pharma most of my holdings make up 3-5%. Of my portfolio.
I spend the rest on options that's my gamble.div investing is security,somewhat

>>16714219
yes fuck you the sun and the undead too... fuck you too thank you and uhh... sha ra my favorite was always akhenaten.

>>16714231
make that half or a third... like 1-2,5%

the scriptures taught us, moses was free to leave and respect his one god... the maker of heaven and earth..

>>16714241
Why when I also have tqqq and sphd my other 2 largest holdings?
I pretty much get a dividend every week with my setup

>>16714238
Apologize

>>16714259
well.. you'll understand after the market drops heavily close to tax time and like between now and mid march... we will see a large sell off... i'd buy the dips, but you'll understand the shit returns compared to the penny stocks that we expect to go 5-10 fold between now and then....

>>16714280
sorry i'm not even sorry.... what should i apologize for exactly?

>>16714280
most people aren't as close to god as i have chosen to become... and that's why there is so much conflict in the world... when you can remember being abducted by extra terrestrials, having mutual copulation and finishing off that your past self was only witnessing your own self... you will never have a believe in your wallet that gives you power to say lets short/long to be honest.. you should be shorting american transportation and going long rail... the real money will come from rail...

>>16714281
Like I said I'll gamble with options I don't trust biz let alone pharma pennies. I am a poor man who makes 13 an hour.
100 bucks is alot to me but with careful options I can make it 300 in a couple weeks.

Half my gains go to my portfolio and the other half I'll bet again

>>16714315
Lay down the booze baggie

>>16714315
Rail is going to strike,then god forbid truckers....it started with gm and will resonate through transportation as everyone else will start saying "hey where are my gibs!?"

Unless trump gets this trade deal going pumping commerce. I talked to a Amazon dispatcher a few times and he says watching the ticket, transportation is about to fly next year.

And honestly a few times I've just bought puts on a few things here that have been pump and dumps as soon as I see someone complaining that biz ruined them.

I'll say one thing & one thing only...watch volatility this year and fuck baggy she's a worthless drug addict. We'll see if her calls pan out. What, gold and oil peaking and dipping by March? Broken clocks. And baggie is a broken clock.

>>16714280
oh yeah sorry... the sun kinda sucks, but it's cool too.. cause eventually it does kill everybody, but people are too busy bitching about this shit and not giving a fuck about actual problems... well some people do care... we have a space force now... honestly.. this fucking aestroid the size of texas will come closer to earth than the moon and our satalites... it's public knowledge... so you can have a rouge government like the north koreans, or the iranians try to influence an attempt to redirect it into earth... and use a doomsday prophecy to show their power and might... meanwhile the people are dumber than hell and don't get real access to what's going on... I'm happy Trump created the space force... our funding has proceeded all expectations.. and we don't have a full grip on our own planet... so... can we at least tell retarded 14 year olds to stfu.

>>16714343
fuck you... i'll do shots until 3am my new york stock exchange time..

Is there a good broker that has any Mobile app? Have to go to school.
>Plus
What's really the best strategy? I don't have much to start and don't want to be memed.
Are Penny stocks good if i know how to recognize patterns?

>>16714374
>>16714368
What do you know about aliens? How do you think they function and look?

>>16714343
wait... i drank everything except tequilla...

>>16714368
The universe is electrical like a brain I side god.
gravity is repulsive

>>16714382
i was abducted... they made love to me, and they're bionic, robotic, and basically peaceful...

mother fuckers... that was half a bottle of tequilla...

>>16714393
Interesting. Would you say they are an advanced species? If you do believe them to be advanced, why do you think they used such a brute method of contact instead of something like covert insemination or extraction?

>>16714405
uhh, the method of contact was simple... why they chose me I'll never know, but when i was in their presence it was as if i was feeling a closeness i never experienced, and I wasn't going to fight them, but in my conciousness i was surrounded by warmth, and these aliens did use some tools, but i was so sedated that it was actually more pleasurable than any woman i had be with before, and after... the 20 or what ever woman i fucked didn't compare... not even the smell...

>>16714388
Electric Universe is very interesting but I'm persistently suspicious of Velikovsky being a literal Israeli shill. I'm very suspicious of the Electric Universe foundation, not so much of the Saturn-Sun swap which I think makes sense kabbalistically.
The path between Sol and Saturn being Zayin, 7, the Crown, The Lovers is very important. I do not know what it means exactly.

>>16714368
Alright, I forgive you
But Rail is the foundation, its not worth trading those stocks because its basically a leading indicator

>>16714442
wait... saturn sun swap? sun saturn.. 7 , the crown and lovers? are you fucking with me? 7 is neptune and the ocean you moron.

you fucking nigger lovers.

>>16714486
The PATH baggie not the sephirah, Zayin, between Binah and Tiffy. Interesting that it crosses the Abyss to the left, it's not the usual invisible path from Chesed to Binah.

>>16714442
Watch any of this niggas videos and tell me shits not electrical,it's all throughout history and why Jews worship saturn

>>16714512
i was taken from this path my ancestors restored, but so i crossed the swap in the process i get to place the crown right?

>>16714521
i tell you what... seeing saturn with the naked eye, is a once in a life thing... and using a pair of binoculars and seeing the rings is cool... the cassini probe basically gave us all the data.. and that mission started a long time before i was able to witness dolly the first cloned animal...

i was listening to npr... they had the great guy who's burried in ithica ny... he did tons of shows, knew about voyager 1 and 2... fuck... that black haired man... died but shit... he died pre 9.11.01 he died of like lithoma, a blood cancer or what ever... he said if you want to make an apple pie from scratch you must first make the universe.

>>16714521
Jewish worship of Saturn is a completely rational, if harsh form of Cosmicism very much in line with both their racial character and affinity for Chaldean astrology. If Saturn=Saklas=Samael=Abraxas (or something along those lines) it becomes very easy to see Judaism as essentially being pro-demiurge gnosticism. If Saturnocentric cosmicism is the Thesis, anti-Demiurge Gnosticism the anthithesis, I'd look for the synthesis.
>>16714527
I dunno wat that means bagler

>>16714555
no i get to crown a new king when we rebuild our 3rd temple.

>>16714563
It's never being rebuilt, Israel will be turned into a giant bowl of green glass by a nuke. That's the Holy Grail, Apollo-Lucifer triumphant.

>>16714384
>i drank everything except tequilla...
Oh no. You leave Juan and his degenerate pal Speedy G in the cupboard. They are not your friends. Every time I let them play games in my stomach to finish off the night of drinking, they summon Montezuma before morning.

>>16714555
you can't fool me.. it says right there.. crossed paths open to new lovers and a king will be reborn, and i will sit him on the throne for all of the heaven and dead to see.

>>16714575
i can drink you under the table... it says right there in my reading... I will restore the temple and give my son the crown.

>>16714575
this is a repsado... jose did keep these agave safe, but his friends did send oak south... they don't grow well in mexico.

>>16714574
who's going to nuke it? I'm willing to take it. I'm willing to take it for my people...

>>16714574
why do jews have to cry at the wall, when the dome of the rock is basically the only difference between a devouted muslim and a nigger follower.

why has it been written that the temple will be destroyed 3 times... before it was built...

the roaring 20s, how lucky you are

>>16714620
The jews themselves of course. It's very unfortunate actually, I'm not an antisemite it's just a hazard of being chosen people.
>>16714623
Jews have to cry at the Wailing Wall bcuz it was destroyed by Rome. Not by the Romans mind you, but by Rome itself. Rome is much much more than just an old empire, it's the immortal concept of black iron empire, the City-Virus. The gnostic concept of the "Empire Never Ended" is largely correct, we're still Roman subjects today.
It's very easy to liken this concept of living, viral empire to Marxist concepts of personified capital, or perhaps Ted Kaczynski's 2011 definition of Self-Prop systems. Also John C. Lilly's Solid State Entity. Curious..

>>16714649
you know... i do stop solemn and stop and pray... i have more than i need... i have more than i want... and most people don't appreciate anything they have.... but it was written i'm going to crown the new king of the jews... it was written.

>>16714437
Yes, but do you have any theories on why they chose to abduct you instead of a silent retrieval of your semen while your unconsciously sleeping? Surely such an advanced species would have methods of pain management and sedation to the point you wouldn't have any idea what happened the night before right.

It's interesting you say it was pleasurable and a warm feeling, sounds alot like some near death experiences I've read about.

>>16714649
10 years of bulli market and big fun, just as cyclical history reminds us!

>>16714657
is there clemency? for a roman? like hitler was kinda on a crusade... i get the eastern orthodox bizintine empire controlled by papal states and turks.... uhh worst thing is muhammad... uhh was like me... and then his shit split off after his death. im not saying being a muslim is made up... im just saying you're not a jew. and you're worship is lost by default in the book of leviticus.

>>16714659
Jews are objectively physically ugly

>>16714672
you made me laugh until i cried... thanks

>>16714685
hey... physical attractiveness is uhh.. very personal... what ever... i'm blonde haired blue eyed, and 5-11.. you can suck on my shaved nuts.

>>16714685
wait.. objection sustained... continue.

>>16714685
im only attracted to broads that speak 4 or more languages.

>>16714681
Hitler was a weird guy, I still don't know exactly what to make of him. Many including Jung thought he was possessed, by what I'm not sure. Baron Ungern was Mahakala and heralded his arrival, Hitler was something much more great and terrible. Kalki? Baldr? Some kind of Buddha? King Arthur? In any case the Holocaust has literally replaced the Crucifixion in our mythological framework, 10,000 years from now people will still remember Hitler as this resurgent messiah of Apollonian fury and Dionysian horror.
Being a muslim is kind of made up lol, but the idea that Silsila are an authentic path not just back to Muhammad (PbUH) but the primordial, atomic, immanent Truth of this reality seems to hold water. It's like if you were in a grocery store and Heinz Ketchup had been discontinued years and years previously, but you found a bottle with a weird foreign label made with all the same ingredients on the old Heinz machines. Nothing compares to the great taste of KHC 'chup, so you gotta do what u gotta do.
>>16714685
Jewish girls are cute

>>16714696
Your are not 5'11, maybe with boots your 5'9

HAPPY NEW YEAR SMG
I LOVE YOU

EXCEPT SHILLS
FUCK SHILLS
FUCK DOOMER PERMABEARS

WELCOME TO 2020

>>16714716
meh, if i stand up tall wiith no shoes i'm 6 feet tall, but i always say im shorter i hunch a ton and wear baggy clothing... put me in a taylor's and get me fiitted they sayin im six feet tall, they say my breast iis a 40 and my neck is 341/2 but what ever... in this decade im going to make the 3rd temple happen.

>>16714739
you know what... fuck assholes that keep using kyoto anime as their inspiration and reaction images.

>>16714716
did you send any food and stuff for the first responders of that tragedy? you get what you have now, but you can't hold onto what's came and gone unless we rebuild kyoto anime this decade and the temple next decade... i do like having goals, but i can crown a new king, much later if china is ready to fully kick out the wiggers.

i support the chinese interment camps of the uygers because.. if you can't drink smoke and want to stop people from those same things... you must display smokes, you must display liquour and beer... and you must be able to eat pork and gamble a little... i love the chinese re-education camps.. they are free to leave, but yes... they have no where to go to.. and what ever fuck these people will be our greatest assests when we rebuild the temple, and honestly asian women are more sexually appealing to me than average broads.. like a fucking 3 in asia gets a 5 in my book... and shit... meh... i've had my share of fatties.... fat ladies can't clean them selves, but stick your dick in there and it's warm wet... she moans. you go limp... that fat cunt will literally crawl up and want to be little spoon and held all night... fuck she can suck your dick, she can do everything, but you have to find ways to break space... maybe 9 kids in a 3 rooom place isn't the right thing to do.

>>16714757
Yeah sure ok bagholdersextraordinaire.. a New Year a New You. Yes very good

>>16714442
>>16714405
>>16714437
>>16714393
take your meds schizos

Place your bets anons. What will the S&P beon december 31 2020?

>>16715043
fuck you asshole.

>>16714908
no butt sex... fuck you cock sucking assholes...
just buy the fucking QYLD if you want to trade we're seeing breaks in stuff like real patterns, but you're all fucking not even awakes....

>>16715051
we're going to hit 3500 but it's going to be a snippity snappity.... don't do anything rash and harsh, honestly we're going to see the djia at 35k...... just be vary careful these are the tops.

>>16715051
i want to revise, and say that s&p will hit 3750... this is a fucking election year, so we will have less growth, but what ever.

>>16715142
fuck.... we're totally going to get stronger, and you're just fools.. we will see pull back before april, and into march... this summer will show full shit and basically we don't need to trade 100% s and p... we just split short this and long that...

im looking at the dow jones industrial... yeah giive me an ok boomer, but im saying boeing is a fucking buy.... happy new year.

you can short boeing, but, you got what, french airplanes... airbus? they don't have the manufacturing capabilities... they can't produce them, so chinese airplanes... how the fuck does this country get by being a second world nation, and get by with it's bull shit and it's allowed... fuck it... lets talk olympics and atheletes. 2020 is a summer game.

i couldn't sail, but i could coach.

actually sailing is easy... i could run the tiller... i don't weigh too much, and my boat and crew won't beat the kiwi's but the american team... i have to find a way to get involved in their sailing club... a nice stipend of 8 grand should do the trick.

>>16715179
>8 grand should do the trick.
that's enough to get a practice with the squad...

>>16715138
Qyld is gay

>>16715187
im not fat... 135 lbs.. i love this sport... and to be honest... the NZ team is who we use film from to judge our selves and our own competition from... this iis a mixed event, you can have ladies on your team... the second you talk to front office with that, they give you a chance...

>>16715190
nope... qyld is ok, but im not sure... they litterally hold nasdaq 100 stocks... and sell covered calls like 5% and 3 months out... uhh a fuck up in tech can hurt...

>>16715190
a fuck up in tech, could be similar to how this new law works with youngsters... if you want to protect youngsters from data why isn't everbody protected? I can jew that into a fuckery.

>>16715212
the massive class action lawsuit basicallly fucks all big tech... so since you're weighted you get fucked hard....

im just trading yellow and black gold, and accumulating dow components.

>>16715224
I'm only a producer of yellow gold, I don't trade the stuff

>>16715190
KNG chads rise up

>>16715190
just read the shit they give you when you buy that shit.... it seems like you don't understand it. i was selling it last year, but this year, im not expecting the same kind of growth from it... and your income model has to change...

>>16715228
wait you mine?

>>16715228
i guess technically i do too... even when im not thinking about it...

this iis the best thread on 4chan... i don't want to split equities, options and commodities.... im going to be mostly traveling and working harder than ever next year... you all are on your owns.... and learn to code, joe biden says anybody who can throw coal into a fireplace can write programming...

>>16715228
i would look into the dogs of the dow next year... to be honest... happy new year, dividend kings and aristocrats, aren't going to cut it, they're going going to be the best... we want dogs of the dow in the election year... you have no idea how to cycle in 4 speeds.

>>16715267
>>16715267
>aren't going to cut it, they're not going and going to be the best.
sorry sometimes my fingers work faster than my brain.

>>16715267
I don't think that the doggs will outperform QQQ or NOBL, nah
I mean I don't hate the dogs, I like the dogs, but they're just alright nahmean

>>16715267
hell yeah bitch, the Hounds
3m and Xom is going back to their highs one day and you capture all the friends in between

>>16713072
yesterday was breddy gud, especially in after hours trading

>>16715385
*I cut off a few companies in the previous screenshot

ringing in the new year with a hangover. This is the way.

>>16715412
+1

Me as well

Ughhh

I didn't drink at all last night so that I can drink today in the morning hehe
no hangover CHAMPIONS of STRATEGY

Can you really boil success down to "buy assets not liabilities"?

I mean if you know nothing about stocks, the average Joe could just buy shares in well known companies like Disney, KO, etc. each month and easily have half a million in 20 years.

Who else here shorting the whole damn thing?
https://wolfstreet.com/2019/12/30/i-who-vowed-to-never-ever-short-stocks-again-just-shorted-the-entire-market/

>>16715646
>I mean if you know nothing about stocks, the average Joe could just buy shares in well known companies like Disney, KO, etc. each month and easily have half a million in 20 years.
that's true, and still most people fuck it up somehow
some people try and "get clever", they try and beat the market and fuck it all up
some people never even try to start
no matter what, they make all kinds of excuses.
Just be smart and don't second guess a good thing. Just be patient, and take the good things that come to you. It's as simple as that. Even very smart people can have a hard time with that because we're all just monkeys grabbing for shiny objects when we see them.

>Can you really boil success down to "buy assets not liabilities"?
nah
well, success means different things to different people.
true success is impregnating a variety of fertile women, several times each
also reading manga with cute girls in it

>91 posts by this ID
phew

Hey lads, is 2k bucks good enough to start out? thanks

>>16715785
Yep

>wake up
>ready to lose all my money on options
>forget about holiday

>>16715912
I could have sworn I read somewhere it would be open. But no. I must suffer.

>>16715912
>>ready to lose all my money on options
is that a sure thing or are you just being negative?

>>16715658
this guy is getting BTFO for the next 6 months at least

>>16715658
Warren Buffet say, "when you say you're going to do something, do it". This guy is not listening to Buffet-sama and he is going to have a bad time.

>>16715785
The way I look at it, every 2k invested is 100 in yearly passive income.

So if you want 100 added to your yearly income get that 2k invested in a good dividend stock.

>>16716231
That's assuming the stock goes up or is at least stable though

>>16716236
Dividend payout is guaranteed even if stock goes down as long as you buy before the ex dividend date.

Just make sure they have a good dividend coverage and a history of consistently increasing their dividend.

Of course there's alway a risk a company will cut its future dividends to reduce debt but that's why you pick a company with good fundamentals.

>>16716265
If you simply sell shares you can not only control when you need the funds but also control how much taxes you owe, why the focus on divided funds over something like a total market index?

>>16716283
I'm a Britbong and have my investments in a Stocks & Shares ISA, all my gains are tax free.

I just like the thought of passive income. I do have some small yield growth stocks in my portfolio though like Wetherspoons.

>>16716161
there are ways you can minimize losses but its pretty much a lottery ticket. you win or you dont.

>>16713072
just a reminder, in February when BTC bottoms out in the low 6's or high 5's, go all in on GBTC. It's the /biz/-/smg/ crossover investment and it will make you thousands of dollars this year.

take it or leave it, but I would be derelict if I did not mention it

>>16716398
>go all in on GBTC.
is this BTC fork #544,359?

>>16716265
Yeah, what I meant is that that will only yield a net profit if the stock goes up. If the stock goes down and you lose more money than what the dividends pay out, what's the point!

>>16716398
This brings up a point I've wanted to ask, does smg believe in crypto? I myself always thought it was a scam, but I would like to hear what other intellectuals such as myself have to say.

I invest in a lot of pharma but I will never buy Bayer

>>16716462
I have 1% of my net worth in it as a purely speculative play, never know when it'll take off again.

(I am still somehow up 30% on my crypto)

>tfw long hold AMD chad

>>16716462
I dont have any emotional attachment to investments. I look at crypto as a volatile commodity with huge upside potential this year. I did not think that I would end up with 95% of my portfolio in micro, small, and midcap biotech this year, but that is where I could find the greatest consistent returns. If I thought that gold, oil, or lean hog would give me the returns that GBTC will this year, I would go all in on those. I just seek opportunities where they lie without prejudiceor preconceived notions.

>>16716398
>GBTC is good but I’ve mixed my investment with some small caps HUT8 mining Cryptostar(CSTR)
If Bitcoin takes off these small caps really take off that’s how you double your money because it’s going to take a massive pump for GBTC to double.
> just make sure you do research and on the company before you buy.

gbtc trades at a large premium to btc you're hoping it doesn't make a huge move when the market is closed

>>16716398
Wow, you have a date and everything for when it will bottom out. Amazing

>>16716462
I don't, I believe in blockchain but cryptocurrencies are not needed at all. Bitcoin will go higher without a doubt in the near future though because it's so well known and there's no reason for a money printer to just vanish, but it will never reach a steady territory because there's no reason for it to be steady. So we might see let's say 50k, but then another downwards spiral for years. That is why I advocate for people to buy BTC with 1-3% of their portfolio and just sit on it until it blasts off.
BTC is the only crypto you should hold though, everything else is pure trash.

>>16716557
Based
What do you think of mining companies

>>16716543
>CSTR
thanks for the suggestion
looking into it now

GBTC not on RH or fidelity. Where can one buy it? Might grab some if it dips since my crypto is 100% alts.

T. Amerifat

>>16716582
What do you mean? It's not something a regular person should do if that's what you're asking

>>16716678
nvm it is tradeable on Fidelity, Google said it wasn't but it is. May grab some ifit dips another 50%

>>16716678
I have GBTC on Fidelity through brokeragelink in my 401K. I have also purchased GBTC through Fidelity in an individual account not associated with my 401K.

You have to call to get this functionality activated and sign a waiver that you are aware of the risks before you can trade GBTC.

Hope this year is nothing but green. I'm one year older so fuck just 3 more till I hit 40. Trying like hell to make as much green as I can before then. So that way I can park a lot over into my funds and let it grow from age 40 till age 65.

Hello USA bros, German Anon here.

I hold shares of the following companies:

Arista Networks, IRobot, Opera and Nutanix.

There are currently no reasonable German companies to be invested in. Are my picks good? Also looking forward to a S&P500 crash since most of my Euros are still in cash

>>16717025
I'm tired of growing old waiting for this "crash". People making amazing gains for years while this "crash" is inevitable.

MSFT or SPY for 12 month hold?

>>16717025
None of us burger boys know about those companies. We invest in biomemes and kekchup.

>>16717025
IRobot is a safe long term hold. They have military contracts (always a safe bet in America) and robotics is a field that will only grow. I have $ in a robotics ETF for this reason (IRBO).


Viel Glück.

How do you plan to profit from the US election?
My hope is that Trump gets reelected and stocks drop due to panic sellers.
This is where I step in and buy what has crashed and make millions.
You see, President Donald Trump's policies help the United States economy by putting America and America's workers first. Having a successful billionaire businessman running the country that has America First policies will only help us, the people.

This time next year we'll have houses paid off and zero debt.
KAG2020

>>16717048
Gonna turn this into a shitpost

>>16717078
if I can get 3 more years like the last 3 years I'll make it to millionaire status just as I turn 40.

When does your market crash dear USA bros?

>>16717103
The DOW will go to 33,000 this year. Bobo on suicide watch.

God, my dick is so hard knowing that a handful of people here bet a sizeable amount of money on SPY puts.

>>16717078
This is dumb. If the election is Trump vs Bernie the market will feel relief when Trump wins.

>>16717305
Bernie being chosen would cause a huge rally in favor of Trump. There's a reason why the Ds and their media advocates tried their best to suppress his legitimacy in 2016.

>>16717338
And yet for a while they shilled for Warren. Who would be even worse than Bernie. There is no logic to what they do. They just want power.

Just started this week, i feel like im to old to start and have made bad financial desions this year really wanna turn that around in 2020 and coom harder. Any advice?
>>16714388

Where can i go to learn about stuff? 4x2ch's /truthlegion/ opened my eyes to the electric universe but since its been taken down i dont know where to go

>>16717091
It is a shitpost. But it's a REAL shitpost.

What do you guys do when markets are closed? I feel like a part of my life is missing when I cant seem my graph go up or down.

Is Beyond Meat (BYND) a good buy? Seems to have flattened out

>>16717452
Start on YouTube with the Thunderbolts project
Wallace Thornhill makes it all simple

Here's a collection of thornhills symposiums on the electrical universe God it all makes so much sense
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjDKvMn9SZvYi993TOlGOnnIKmkimCBeu

>>16717338
Bernie had a heart attack not even that long ago. Once you've had a heart attack, the chances of getting recurrent ones are pretty good. He may drop fucking dead this year.

>>16715646
>boils down to "buy assets not liabilities"?

>>16717516
thats where i started ive watched all the main videos. I was interested in the whole CERN deal but i feel that theres alot of lies and info never comes out

>>16717531
>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjDKvMn9SZvYi993TOlGOnnIKmkimCBeu

thanks, I haven't seen any of these yet

how do i make a long-term call on china’s inevitable takeover of africa?

>>16717025
>There are currently no reasonable German companies to be invested in
ADS, PUM, sportswear, all income brackets gobble this stuff up across the world
BEI, cosmetics for an aging population
SIE, infrastructure for getting europe out of recession

AMD to 100 EOY

>>16715646
>just buy shares in well known companies
That's literally my approach to dividend investing and it works fine.
Do no research, get paid every month, become rich while you sleep.

>>16717713
I suppose the most straightforward way would be to invest in Chinese companies already established in Africa or have imminent plans to do so.

>>16717078
Private Prison stonk.

>>16717893
~11% yield as well
What people don't get is that as society hollows out and climate change displaces millions and more people are fleeing their countries for the first world, the need for these companies are only going to grow

>>16717906
Yep, and since their money comes from the guvment, they are essentially recession proof. Their balance sheet is fantastic, the only thing that is driving the price down is artificial political bullshit.

>>16717556
It's a dice roll whether or not Bernie and Biden even survive the campaign, and it's an even bigger dice roll that they survive halfway through their first term (assuming they even win, which big doubt). Not worried about 2020 election in the slightest.

>>16717906
Climate change is the excuse used by white replacement advocates to import undesirables. Thirdworlders wrecked their own environments with ignorance, greed, and pollution.

>>16717494
Research!

>>16718048
How2research

>>16717906
that, or we just set up machine gun nests at the border

>>16718089
Start at 30,000ft. and work your way down.
>Identify industry you want to invest in.
>Research broader industry trends to determine whether or not it chives with your investment strategy and risk tolerance.
>Identify companies within industry.
>If they are publicly traded, they will have publicly available press releases and financial statement info available.
>Look for healthy ques in their balance sheets.
>Make sure they aren't plagued with history of scandals/legal woes/general incompetence etc.
>Find future upside and pull the trigger.

I say all of this, yet I've sperged and purchased /biz/ shilled stonks before on whim and have gotten raped. My self-researched postions are doing great though, do not be captivated by FOMO!

Well damn my vacation is over with. I gotta go back to work starting tomorrow. Think god it's just for two days. I coulda gotten used to this you know, just kicking back doing nothing not worrying about shit. Please god I just endure 12 more years then my time will come.. Can't wait. Need to get me a countdown clock or something when I hit the 6 month mark.

>>16718126
noice, thanks

>>16718133
Have fun out there matey. I will personally sleep in, I think

Hate them if you want ,I would breed the fuck out of Hershlag or Weisz...

>>16718126
>>16714335
Based as fuck.
The memes and moon missions orbtwmoting, but that cash is much better served by buying the dips in the good companies.

Buying calls on the blue chips like pep ko and mrk made me a lot of money this year.

>>16717025
>no reasonable German companies to be invested is
No love for bayer? Trump is moving to reverse the paymets why were ordered to make for Monsanto round up cancer things.

Buy KHC

>>16718666
>investing in Robert Kraft was the worst mistake of my investing career. He ruined my catsup empire.
> - Warren Buffet

Begone satan!

>tfw discovered the power of spread charts

best source for market rumors?

>tech companies?
*drops $10B on Dairy Queen*

>>16717508
Anyone?

>>16718903
I predict it will expand in the tranny market since vegan burgers make you grow breasts

>>16718864
Here.

>>16718920
So it's a buy?

>>16718949
Yeah trannies have loads of disposable cash and everyone has to eat

>>16718920
The problem is price. I just received an A&W coupon book in my junk mail pile yesterday. They're still charging a dollar extra for the beyond meat burger. Who the fuck is going to pay more for fake meat? Maybe MAYBE if it's the same price or less.

>>16718903
Look at Uber, that's basically what people are expecting with BYND.. break the all time low and look for an area where traders/investors like it to be priced at. If they want it near $20 then the price will start accumulating down there before eventually starts finding support while climbing upwards. Might take months so I would probably wait, or if you want risk it then buy here. The area 72-73 is the support that SHOULD hold, if it breaks then the chance of BYND making new all time lows reaches like 90% probability

Beyond and WeWork look like equivalents to me, except one was more successful at tricking people into investing in them like they would a tech company.

T
CMCSA
SWPPX
SWTSX
SWISX
GE
KDP
KHC
ONTX
DIS

I think I'm on the path to profit

>>16718999
Numbers! We'll see. WeWork is a little different as they had no product. All they did was rent or sublet property to businesses along with whatever interior decorating consultation they could shill on top. BYND have an actual product. A questionably priced product for sure but it's more substantial than anything WeWork had to offer.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

WE'RE ALL GUNNA MAKE IT!!

>>16719049
WeWork's product was a service; albeit a service of questionable value. The criticism was that anyone could do what they did. The same argument can be applied to Beyond Meat, except they have a slight edge with a proprietary formula.
Just wait until the nutritional research hits the news, and people realize that eating Beyond Meat is a highly processed food and no different than ordering an extra large fries instead of a burger.

DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG

futures open. Index flat. Gold up.

>>16719187
S&P futures now up a little, hovering around +0.1%.

Post your divvie/income investments

>QYLD
>USOI
>REML

what else lads

Increased prices... increased profits?
Time to take the PILL pill, or will we get a dip into the JPM conference... hmmmm...

>>16719362
Kim, Khamenei, and Rouhani can’t keep this shit down...

No no too early to get excited.

>>16719384
NRZ is a good old smg favorite, just went ex div so it’s a little cheaper than usual. Just added to my IRA.

>>16718989
Thanks, makes sense bro

>>16719483
Just discovered MORL as well, think I will exchange my REML for it to diversify my ETN managing firms

Should I dump my UNH after this earnings call January 15th? It's almost certainly going to be good news again but I imagine that as the campaign trail starts up it will be the last pump to all time highs before the election is resolved.

How high is FCEL going to go?

>>16719384
F, PSEC, OXSQ

Planning to add T and KO this year.

>>16719614
Impossible to tell since it pumped because of news, look for strong untested levels and hope it rejects there. First one is roughly 3.15 and then 4.50, who the fuck knows. It does look like FCEL loves weekly levels so... 3.50 or 4.45? Maybe

>>16719723
Thanks

Have any of you used an APIs for stock data? The only good I've com across is Alpha Vantage

What brokerage is best if you live in the UK? I want to wait for robinhood but I have 20k to invest and could go for a traditional brokerage instead.

>>16719835
There is no reason at all to use robinhood anymore ever since big dick schwab wiped out their only advantage

>>16719118
Yeah the whole plant based meme makes people think its value is in nutrition, but naw it's just as terrible for you. It's true value is in saving the planet from infinite livestock, but there's no money in that

Well I'm pleased with how my first full year of investing went. Not counting my reinvested divvy payouts I made about $4000 extra bucks. Considering in 2018 when I got started with a puny 500 and lost half of it in nov and dec I think I rebounded quite good. Hopefully in 2020 ONTX will deliver great things and I'll walk away with over 30,000 at least

Reminder to buy a fat bag of FCEL tomorow and hold till their earnings conference call on the 14th. Trust me bros

Any other ACB retards?

I want to take a moment, /smg/, to salute the greatest salesman of all time, Tom O'Dell of Cutlery Corner. Observe the magic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL8F6g1OJmI

Who’s down for going in on buying a SMG headquarters?

>your liquid wealth isnt enough to open an options accounts
>your annual salary isnt enough to open a stocks account

is there a better alternative to interactive brokers for a non-US resident?

>>16720104
wait that sounds like a nightmare
your basic human rights are being violated

Step1: overthrow your communist government
Step2: open a Schwab account and buy SPY
Step3: hang out with the /smg/ lads at the yacht club

>>16720104
Jobs Jobs Jobs are booming in US. Move here and flourish. Then, get in on our top brokerages competitive spirit, offering free commission meme.

>>16720057
Me. Calls expire 1/3. Did they even make a fucking announcement today like they were supposed to?

Dividend investers get rekt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5j9v9dfinQ

Do you know what tastes good on overpriced plant burgers? Chup babyyyy!

What books should I read to figure out if a stock is a good buy?

>>16720395
start with:
https://www.amazon.com/History-Western-Philosophy-Bertrand-Russell/dp/0671201581

and then specify from there as needed

NEW NEW NEW NEW

>>16720426

>>16720426

>>16719118
>>16719049
>>16718999
My job actually leases space at a WeWork office - what's going wrong with it?

What are yalls average number of holdings? I have thirty all around
3-5%
15% gold and metal miners
12% various bonds
Everything else is high div payers like qyld and sphd
Weekly dividend payouts

I have 80% of my on hand cash stored in a savings. It's way more than 6 months of expenses saved. Where would be a good place to put that cash the will yield a higher return than the .000001% I'm getting now?

>>16720529
Qyld pays 10% div a month rn that $1 for every 100 invested for some covered calls on the NASDAQ 100

Sphd VGLT and O are good shoe ins as well

I just sold my house and made $45k on it. I set aside $18k as a six month emergency fund. I’ve got $32k liquid that I’m planning on saving until I hit $50k and using that for a down payment on a house.

Is there a better method to save than using a HYSA at 2.05% interest? Should I throw it in an index fund?

>>16720262
Nope lmao 1/3 calls is very ballsy, I just bought some shares

>>16720140
This.
Trump's policies are bringing jobs back to America. New stock market highs each day.