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As the most intelligent board, why don't we share our new year resolutions and ambitions for 2020?

>> No.16706295

>>16706278
I'm going to make my dick bigger through jelqing and hanging. My goal is +3cm length and +1.5cm circumference eoy 2020

>> No.16706342

I'm going to stop posting on here

>> No.16706365
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16706365

>>16706278

to make it

>> No.16706368

>>16706342
See you tomorrow faggot

>> No.16706371

>>16706342
Nice, I did that for four years now

>> No.16706374

i'll change my bong water, next decade.

>> No.16706381
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16706381

>>16706278
Get a year of experience in my trade.
Buy a car and sell or upgrade my motorbike.
Get fit again (gained some weight in the last three months).
Get my own place instead of sharing with roomies.
Learn enough web development to start getting paid jobs.
Save up enough money to open a business (about 5k€).
Pay back the money I owe to some relative (2k€).

Maybe get a few friends?
Maybe get laid for once? (Unlikely)

>> No.16706418

>>16706381
living alone is the best. I did it for 6 months then foolishly got married

>> No.16706430

>>16706418
Well, you can always become a widow. ;^)
>>16706381
Forgot to add: get a vacation in a foreign country.

>> No.16706434

Work saturdays to get ahead of my normie peers. Lift every day. Practice semen retention (look it up, retaining your lifeforce this way gives you the limitless drug mind state) & dopamine fasts. Stash money into crypto but dont look at fucking charts every day. All ITT gonna make it

>> No.16706446

Stop coming to this retard board

>> No.16706501

>>16706278
Put everything I have into the Kleros sale in January and keeping my fucking dirty fingers off the keyboard for ONE YEAR, for once.

>> No.16706531
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16706531

I'll resurrect.

>> No.16706534

>>16706381
What's your business idea?

>> No.16706548

>>16706278
My goal for 2020 is to visit 4chan and specially /biz/ much less and do something, anything, more productive with my time.

>>16706295
Bad investment.

>> No.16706579

>>16706278
Start an ICO
Stop being a skelly
Buy more bitcoin

>> No.16706583

>>16706534
Initially, I plan to do web development to get experience working with other businesses and learn how they work, how do they get clients, etc. At some point once I know how things work well enough I'll open a thing of my own.

At the beginning it won't be a business but self employment but it'll still be better than being a wagie I guess.

>> No.16706603

I have decided to focus on 3 areas related to my career. AI, 5G and Cloud.

Should I take private courses for these or just self-learn? Courses tend to cost about 2 grand and take place on weekends/evenings.

>> No.16706629

>>16706295
studies show you can only increase by 30%. You trying to double it is unrealistic

>> No.16706926
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>>16706278
>$50k post tax earned (outside of crypto and DeFi dividends)
>10 minutes ice bath challenge completed
>fix my eyesight with meditation for good
>start trying for a second kid
>start building my own recording studio, find at least 2x6 hours every week to play there
>return to the gym when I start getting sleep, get back to doing 90kg squats and 70kg bench for 8 reps

>> No.16707317

>>16706629
Good joke
Well Meme D my fren

>> No.16707878

1 million net worth by may
(currently net worth about 10k)
anything less is unacceptable

>> No.16707960

>>16706926
where is that house at and how much does it cost? seems comfy but probably has shitty internet connection

>> No.16707999

>>16706278
Learn some new skills for sure
Maybe find someone to impregnate

>> No.16708093

>>16707960
probably drafty as fuck and smells like old logs
concrete and glass is the proper choice

>> No.16708101

>>16706278
finally accidentaly rape my mom and sister

>> No.16708168

>>16706278
/lit/ is the most intelligent board

>> No.16708323

>>16706278
getting a job

>> No.16708330

>>16706278
I'm going to post one link shill thread per day. I'm also going to post one link fud thread per day.

>> No.16708486

My #1 resolution is to never post on this board again. Since late 2017 it's been total shit and I don't want to contribute to keeping this decaying toxic waste alive. I wish this wasn't necessary. Thanks for the 350k at least

>> No.16708497

Poopoopeepee

>> No.16708504

>>16707960
Japan

>> No.16708682

>>16706278

I will fix my websites.
I will study with a doubled effort.
I will manage my time better.

>> No.16709230

>>16706926
>fix my eyesight with meditation for good

??

>> No.16709240

>>16708168
/bizlit/ reporting in
what does that make me?

>> No.16709266

>>16706278
Im gonna buy a baboon

>> No.16709332

>>16706278
Im not going to fall for the Satsgang threads anymore. Goes something like this.

OP: What coin is going to 100000X in the next 3 months?

OP Alt account 1: DAG baby, USAF is for real

OP Alt account 2: QNT, DAG, OCEAN will be king of crypto

OP Alt account 3: I agreed DAG is the best but FTM is even better

OP Alt account 4: RSR isnt bad but DAG is truly amazing

OP Alt account 5: SENT and Harmony is 1000X but i love DAG.

Real Person: Why you pumping all these low MC shitcoins anon?

OP: Fuck you asshole DAG will 10000X for sure. You are seething that you missed the moon mission and now we go to Valhalla.

Real Person: But DAG has no employees and lost all their presale investor funds, NO EMPLOYEES!!!!!! 99% wash trading its an obvious scam. Look at Etherscans you can see the giant wallet in SE Asia dumping on new buy orders.

OP Alt account 2: This is being posted by (insert strawman) because he sold the top, hes just jealous

Real person #2: I just looked at etherscans, there is clearly a big wallet in SE Asia dumping on everyone.

OP Alt Account 3: Dont listen to the FUD its going to 10000X for sure. But I love QNT and OCEAN

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16709339

Finish my PhD
Get a job in Barcelona so I can live with my girlfriend there.
Maybe publish a novel.

>> No.16709345

>>16709332
B a s e d
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>> No.16709525

>>16709339
>barcelona

you cant live there unless you are rich

also enjoy getting mogged by chads and your gf eyeing them

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16710256

>>16709230
I got 1 diopter both eyes and I previously did some meditation that fixed it - but I was told to keep going for at least 40 more days and I didn't so it reverted back to 1 diopter eventually.
Myopia is a mental disease, as much as western medicine does not recognise it as such. Simple meditation fixes it.
I went with a method popularized by a sufi muslim from Uzbekistan (former soviet union) - Mirzakarim Norbekov.
But the Bates method is more popular in the west and it's very similar. Seething libcucks who edit wikipedia would tell you it's pseudoscience, yet millions of people fix their eyesight by meditating every year. More importantly, myopia is caused by mental strain, and instead of getting Lasik it's probably a good idea to fix the underlying cause.

>> No.16710541

>>16706278
We became /reddit/

>> No.16710598

>>16710256
Nice, I asked because I noticed a correlation between my anxiety and my vision. Thanks

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>>16706278
Buy a used car thats better than my own car
Get 40,000 USD
Buy more CRON
Get a qt

>> No.16710802
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>>16706278
Learn Security Analysis and actually understand it
Become a budding Value Investor
Try to learn trading as well so that I can leave being a wagie behind (if this takes too much time from learning Value Investing I'll drop it)
Meditate every day
Quit porn
Quit hookers
Do my best to stop pushing women away and maybe get at least a fwb
Quit cocaine once I hit my ideal weight (got 5 stone to go)
Move out of my parent's

>> No.16710958

>>16710802
how do you afford hookers and cocaine?
looks like you are making money and now will lose it on memes like trading or value investing

>> No.16710961

>20yo

Jan - April (net worth 10k)
>Try to learn stock trading
>Try get at least 6gpa at uni
>Invest all my money in Link and Wave without prior research

May-August
>See huge profit margins
>Quit Uni and flex my money on first year gurls
>Invest all my money (net worth now 10mil) into time share condos

September-December
>lose all money
>bitches leave
>get a bottle of Captain Morgan as final drink
>kms

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16710969

Nothing, only faggots adjust their behaviour because of arbitrary holidays. Already doing everything I should be.

I mean, smoke less meth in 2020.

>> No.16710993

>>16709525
the rent prices are actually not much higher compared to what i pay now

Also I am the chad anon, no worries there I've walked around and I look better than most of the guys (spanish guys are short).
Nice girls though.

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>>16706278
my new decade resolution is to become the greatest I have ever been, to bite through the struggle and make it in my early to mid twenties. I won't become one of those guys sitting around and failing in life. And I will still be there for you anons. I'll never leave the site.

>> No.16711013

I just want to be able to work for myself and build my dream game, ideally with 3 remote employees.

>> No.16711043

World domination. Eradication of all Jews, spics, and Niggers. Create a budding white cultural movement with its ideological roots taken from traditional societies of the past. Poo poo. Pee pee.

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>>16710958
neither hookers nor coke are that expensive in this part of the world
i feel sad for amerilards and britcücks paying over 100usd a gram

>> No.16711069

Really thinking about fucking a cute tranny.

>> No.16711074

>>16706342
Same. Trannies have ruined this place. I'll be back when Link staking is live. This is my last visit to biz until that happens. Enjoy your year faggots, and for God's sake, try to get some sun.