/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16692424]

are you ready to make it in 2020? we will unironically hit at least $100

[Anonymous No.16692442]

hell its about time

[Anonymous No.16692443]

>make it
>premined shittoken

[Anonymous No.16692451]

Chainlink can't pump because Sergey is just dumping all the tokens. Buy HEX instead and enjoy the ride fellow cryptobros of 2019.

>#Stakeituntilyoumakeit

[Anonymous No.16693189]

>>16692424
100B market cap. How?

[Anonymous No.16693203]

Nah, bsv makes link obsolete, if you don't like it, STIFF

[Anonymous No.16693206]

>>16692424
>Dec 29th, 2020
>$4.98

[Anonymous No.16693243]

>>16692442
>tfw used to play this with my highschool freind
>last online 7 years ago

[Anonymous No.16693251]

>>16692424
chainlink is a scam

[Anonymous No.16693296]

>>16693243
>tfw you used to play wow classic every day with a random guy that became your online friend and helped you with everything you didn't understand.
>he suddenly disappeared
>last online 10+ years ago

[Anonymous No.16693300]

>>16692424
AT LEAST

[Anonymous No.16693307]

>>16693243
>>16693296
STOP THE FEELS GUYS

[Anonymous No.16693314]

>>16693296
It hurts too much fren

[Anonymous No.16693319]

>>16692424
$10-$15 is more likely. I'm selling when we go past $10.

[Anonymous No.16693373]

>>16693243
>tfw the friend who turned me onto starcraft 20 years ago is dead now
It hurts bros.

[Anonymous No.16693379]

>>16692424
>>16692442
>>16692442

Pay attention closely, this is the faggot scamming chainlink team and their promoters. No one would suck these retards dicks as hard as themselves. They also shill and shit up every thread that isn't chainlink because they are parasitic cancer. See the organized collusion in obvious false facts? LOOK GOY, THE PRICE WILL BE X AND IT HAS TO BE, JUST HAS TO BE. They're forgetting the team's inepitude, competitors, anti-monopoly clauses, the current cloud of obscurity and the fact that chainlink has ripped and stolen all of its idea, marketing and is used paid promoters. See the message and how they repeat it over and over. It's obviously paid promotions. Who else would defend a shitcoin so religiously? All the time, constantly. The linker cries in pain as he shits up your board and forces his shitty memes down your throat and drags post quality down. Religions work in similiar ways and it's precisely this that is going to have the SEC kick in the fucking doors of their office. They are a cult and they have paid promoters posting over and over. It's like the DNC and Hillary all over again, they're trying to form groupthink here and I can't believe you guys fell for it. When are you fat faggot assholes going to fuck off from this board? Is a few rupees really mean that much to you to scam innocent NEETs of their hard-earned money. Just post the screenshots of Sirgay paying you already and we can report him to the SEC.

[Anonymous No.16693387]

Sergey's Dad zips through traffic and does a screeching handbrake 180 into the parking lot all the while revving the engine. He then spins the car around once more as he hits the clutch and proceeds to hop out of the vehicle, vertical doors and all and tosses the cigarette to the ground, "Son! It's so good to see you, I just want to thank you and your "investors" for the car."

Sergey beams as smile back and scratches his beard, "you know what they say Dad", he chuckles, "you only raise money from the three Fs; fools, family and friends."

His Dad bursts into laughter and slaps his back as they begin walking along to the temporary Chainlink offices in downtown San Francisco. "But son, what will they say when you're spending so much money?"

"Well, I'm not spending the money" his son sheepishly grins. "The company is, based in the Caymen's, it's outside of US jurisdiction. We just vaccum up the money and drop it there, then we'll just keep piping it to you under your names so if they investigate me, they won't find anything. In fact, I haven't bought myself anything new, I still wear the same shirt day after day." He lifts up his jacket and the familiar plaid shirt is there.

"I see" his Father nods. "But you'll have to show, these i-investors, hahaha" he barely contains himself then wipes away a tear as he keeps laughing. "These investors, they'll want to see something."

"Easy. We hire temporary shills, well basically market promoters all across Asia and North America to keep marketing our token, it's an ever expanding market." And then, he pauses, "as for progress, we set-up some real easy APIs quoting prices and keep drawing out the timeline, so it looks like work is being done but it's not. We show up to some conferences and we never open up any offical offices, moving from here to there so that if anyone does come and knock, they'll see a bunch of wires everywhere and some weird programmers in the corner and then the next day, we just pick and move shop."

[Anonymous No.16693388]

>>16692424
2018: 1000 eoy
2019: 1000 eoy
2020: ok 100

[Anonymous No.16693390]

>>16693379
But look at the website it is very nice

[Anonymous No.16693398]

>>16693296
> Father died 3 years ago
> Still miss him everyday
Hold me Frens

[Anonymous No.16693399]

>>16693206

His Dad wears an expression of approval and almost admiration. "You know in Russia, everything was about scheming and scamming. I almost got sent to the gulag for scamming the entire village outside of Leningrad. Ahh those were the days..."

"I know Dad, but things are different now. America is easy. They're fat pigs begging to be ripped off"

His Dad responds worringly, "but then the market will respond. If you're not actually doing work what will you do when rumors or "FUD" as you call it spreads?"

"This... is the best part Dad. I found a kleptomatic internet culture, essentially an entire internet board of people to parade around our token and market it for us. When people doubt us, they just say, "didn't read, never selling." They... actually belive it! They just keep spouting off "never selling!" They actually believe it Dad! Best of all, I convinced these idiots that this token was never meant for them and it was built for business to business scaling. That they were never supposed to discover it in the first place."

"Mhm... the same guys you talked to, to give them low prices on the ICO and hold the token so that they could spread it and reap in profits."

"Well, yeah Dad, that's how good scams work, you cut the profit a little bit each way so that everyone benefits. I even messaged the moderators and admins, they're called "jannies" and got them to look sideways for all the paid shilling and corruption, to spread the token further. Things are looking great Dad, I tell ya"

"Hmh, of course, now let's get some lobster and steak."

"You betcha, I already had three today. But first, let me show you where we operate. We're in San Francisco to convince these dumb neets that we're in tech capital and attend different shows. These- thes-these hahaha, these morons... sorry, they promote our tokens through so called "organic groups" hosting their own events. I swear, this is a carnie level of theatricalism."

[Anonymous No.16693662]

>>16693373
Tell us more, Anon. What was the cause of his death? Did he die of fentanyl?

[Anonymous No.16693746]

>>16693399
nice ted talk now dilate