/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16685608]

The IRS is coming for me but I can't remember the passwords to all the exchanges I traded on in 2017 or the multiple 256 encrypted email accounts! I guess they are shit out of luck! Eh?

[Anonymous No.16685613]

>>16685608
Get your Anus ready for jail moron.

They don't give a fuck, they just want their cut.

[Anonymous No.16685620]

>>16685613
But I can't remember anything

[Anonymous No.16685624]

>>16685620
And I'm literally broke - they probably owe me money for the past two years of losses which exceed my profits by over $3k now

[Anonymous No.16685645]

>>16685624
Did you file those? Then you're still fucked, you're required to file everything.

JAIL - The IRS loves the tax cheats.
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[Anonymous No.16685696]

>>16685624
lmao, the IRS don't give a fuck

[Anonymous No.16685750]

>ay yo white boy. yeh you. what you in fo?
>i..d..didn't pay my crypto t..t..taxes... i f..forgot my p..passwords
>oh taxes huh. well we got a tax in here whitey. das rite. it's called the butt tax. and you finna pay on time erry day from now on bitch.
Watch out for your cornhole, bud

[Anonymous No.16685761]

>>16685608
im not sweating it people are making stupid money this year that my ~12k gains cashed out are a fart in the wind

[Anonymous No.16685788]

LAND OF THE FREE

[Anonymous No.16685816]

get a lawyer

[Anonymous No.16685865]

>>16685816
That costs money and I don't have any! I'll probably just do what trevan James is doing and get on a payment plan for life paying them like $5 a month.

[Anonymous No.16685868]

my dad is a multi millionaire business lawyer and my brother is an accountant. you dont have to report anything till you cash out
if you buy a dragon dildo for $5, and you trade it for 5 horse dildos and then sell those horse dildos for $100, then you report taxes

[Anonymous No.16685883]

>>16685608
>I guess they are shit out of luck! Eh?
>they

Nah you're shit out of luck.