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Anonymous Thu Dec 26 20:35:38 2019 No.16669796 [Reply] [Original]

Dubs decide how I quit my job at Amazon

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 20:36:01 2019 No.16669798 >>16669796 take a shit on your bosses desk

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 20:37:02 2019 No.16669805 >>16669796 blow up the warehouse

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 20:37:06 2019 No.16669806 Sprinkle aresenic in people's packages

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 20:37:43 2019 No.16669817 take a pee pee poo poo on the warehouse floor

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 20:40:16 2019 No.16669836 demand that Jeff Bezos resigns and is replaced with an equally qualified woman of color

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 20:40:56 2019 No.16669840 Email the HR politely notifying them that you would like to resign from your position

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 20:42:10 2019 No.16669848 >>16669796 What's your job title? This will give us a lot of ideas. I used to work at amazon too, in a warehouse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 20:42:54 2019 No.16669855 poop on boss desk

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 20:46:02 2019 No.16669880 go to CNN a and claim bezos touched you on the peepee.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 20:47:02 2019 No.16669889 >>16669855 WINRAR

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 20:47:34 2019 No.16669893 >>16669855 post smelly desk shit OP

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 20:48:24 2019 No.16669899 >>16669855 based. now let's see if op is poopee

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 20:48:55 2019 No.16669903 Oooooooooaaoooaahh

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 20:48:58 2019 No.16669904 >>16669855 i was going to say anything involving nudity, but this is much better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 20:51:19 2019 No.16669915 >>16669848 Stowing / Ambassador

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 20:53:38 2019 No.16669927 >>16669915 when poop on boss desk>>16669855

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 20:57:13 2019 No.16669944 >>16669927 I'm going to waltz in the open office, do a cripp walk then plop a Dookie on his deskie

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 20:58:44 2019 No.16669952 >>16669944 good luck and godspeed

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 21:00:01 2019 No.16669959 >>16669796 You better fucking deliver op or you’ll never make it

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 21:01:23 2019 No.16669966 >>16669796 assault rifle

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 21:06:26 2019 No.16670009 Smear shit on as many packages as possible. The marked territory will be huge and you will assert your dominance

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 21:14:16 2019 No.16670063 File: 117 KB, 1280x1275, 1553463375041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16669796

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 21:16:08 2019 No.16670071 >>16669944 you better fucking post it

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 21:22:11 2019 No.16670098 >>16669855 DO IT OP DROP A BIG SMELLY DOODOO ON TOILBERG’S DESK

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 00:09:52 2019 No.16671040 >>16669796 I'm about to quit that place too, I work at one of the Canada locations They give you stocks that vest after a certain amount of time and I got mine now after staying for a while so I'm gonna gtfo

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 00:10:54 2019 No.16671047 File: 15 KB, 410x357, _91408619_55df76d5-2245-41c1-8031-07a4da3f313f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16669796 commit seppuku in the name of company culture

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 00:11:59 2019 No.16671053 File: 234 KB, 545x530, 1577093560424.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16669855 Oh hell no good luck op

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 00:12:27 2019 No.16671056 >>16669796 OSS some software

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 00:13:28 2019 No.16671062 killing spree followed by self-immolation. live streamed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 00:13:33 2019 No.16671063 >>16669796 Wtf! Don't quit! As an FBA seller I need cucks like you to get my orders shipped to my customers so I can get a ferrari this year. Don't you need your wagie? Every package of mine you send makes me $10!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 00:37:33 2019 No.16671207 >>16671040 To keep it don't you have to stay for a year? I can sell mine in 2021

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 00:41:36 2019 No.16671231 >>16671207 It's actually 2 years where I'm at, maybe its different in your country So I'm extra sick of the place

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 00:42:49 2019 No.16671241 >>16671231 I'm in Canada too. Been here for about 3 months.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 00:44:40 2019 No.16671260 >>16671241 Cool man, which province are you at?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 00:45:32 2019 No.16671266 >>16669855 This and if I get dubs you call him a nigger after taking this poo

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 00:46:17 2019 No.16671273 >>16671063 >As an FBA seller I need cucks like you to get my orders shipped ahahah

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 00:48:32 2019 No.16671295 >>16671260 Ontario. I meant I've been at this amazon location for 3 months

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 00:49:14 2019 No.16671298 >>16669855 >>16671266 It's getting better. If I get dubs the desk you have to poop is your real boss, Jeff Bezos desk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 00:50:03 2019 No.16671310 File: 166 KB, 400x300, geistguy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16671298 >1 away

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 00:53:25 2019 No.16671333 >>16671298 Jeff Bezos is jacked on roids and now has a latina gf who probably has some nephews that would chainsaw my neck off, fuck that

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 00:55:03 2019 No.16671346 File: 86 KB, 1200x1000, signal-2019-10-30-220111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16671333 Check 'em

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 01:17:41 2019 No.16671465 rolling you tell all your co-workers about how they can get in on a non-premined novel tech coin (its Pegnet) and then cash out after a 50 x pump. then everybody quits and you are a literal hero.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 01:20:29 2019 No.16671484 >>16669796 Set your wage cage on fire

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 02:12:08 2019 No.16671720 File: 32 KB, 657x527, 601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why would anyone willingly work for Amazon? Surely there are other warehouse jobs out there

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 02:24:03 2019 No.16671785 >>16671720 Other warehouse jobs are worse. Working at amazon is actually pretty chill

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 02:24:28 2019 No.16671787 >>16671785 Hi Jeff

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 02:31:29 2019 No.16671810 >>16671720 Other warehouse jobs that pay similar are in massive freezers and shit like that

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 02:41:30 2019 No.16671863 >>16669796 turn in a written two weeks notice. ask for a written recommendation -- cease attending your shifts once received. truly devilish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 04:14:16 2019 No.16672182 >>16671063 >he thinks FBA sellers make bank

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 06:37:12 2019 No.16672612 >>16669806 go home, satan. you're drunk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 06:39:20 2019 No.16672619 Brenton Tarrant style

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 06:40:32 2019 No.16672622 File: 11 KB, 236x235, holy_shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16671266

Anonymous Fri Dec 27 10:05:38 2019 No.16673440

>>16671720
>>16671785
>>16671787

I worked at FedEx once, which was 10x worse than amazon. Amazon sucks, but it's basically the Mcdonalds of warehouses. Any retard that can walk can work there, but the same retard would probably die at FedEx, for various reasons.
Amazon's compensation is pretty awesome compared to other warehouses as well. There are few other places that pay more or offer the career-like benefits they do. Amazon still sucks and I'd never go back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 10:06:52 2019 No.16673447 >>16669796 >frogposter >employed pick one

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 11:32:12 2019 No.16673930 >>16669798 This if you don’t plan on using them as a reference. Make sure you eat some spicy Taco Bell a little bit before you do it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 12:42:09 2019 No.16674433 >>16669840 based

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 12:46:49 2019 No.16674470 >>16671810 Hey I worked in a freezer, and you’re right its breddy awful at -30f. Also hijack the Amazon mothership and fly it into Trump Tower in NYC.

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