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wtf Im a financial genius!

>> No.16665945
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>>16665912
New paradigm!!11!

>> No.16665973

Stocks are the actual golden bull.

>> No.16665987
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Trump did this!

>> No.16665995

>>16665912
5000000 zillion eoy

>> No.16666007
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LINES CANT LOOK LIKE THAT!! JUST SIMPLY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.16666028
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>>16666007
Yeah vertical lines are extremely healthy, we'll go up forever.

>> No.16666053

>>16666028

Imagine being a coiner and having recessions of 24 months and counting. kek

>> No.16666074

>>16666028

"the past doesn't indicate the future, except now, look at these meme lines I made"

>> No.16666124

>>16666028

I seriously hope the doomers are right and stocks go down soon. I want to buy them cheap.

>> No.16666322

>>16666666

>> No.16666359

>>16665912
Wow this looks like a great buying opportunity ! Selling my crypto for this !

>> No.16666600

>>16666124
>I seriously hope the doomers are right and stocks go down soon.
they will
>I want to buy them cheap.
you really don't. the stock bubble is the false reality they've created where markets are no longer linked to value. there's no such thing as "cheap" when that bursts because the pricing mechanism will take years to reassert itself

>> No.16666934
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>>16665912
The beginning if the chart looks an awful lot like this

>> No.16667000

imagine those lines when the next economic crisis finally arrives

>> No.16667044

>>16665912
we will barely hit 10,000 and then crash back to verified support at around the 5,000 line. There we will crab around for the next 5 year planish

>> No.16667053

>>16666934
Dilated anal sphincter

>> No.16667060

>>16665912
Will the SEC burst this bubble?

>> No.16667344

>>16666053
>>16666053
kek

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>>16665912

>> No.16668094

>>16667060
nah. if they do, there will be mass boomer suicides

>> No.16668742

>>16666028
i like in that chart, it just lists May 2019 as TBD, ending TBD. no only it doesn't know when it ends, it isn't even sure it's begun kek

>> No.16668764

>>16665912
Holy shit! I’m euphoric!

>> No.16668778

>>16668094
Based Gen X SEC triggers the day of the pillow

>> No.16668780

>>16667420
>implying rejecting calls from a Bog is possible
Fake and gay

>> No.16669272

>>16666028
This. Yield curve has already inverted and has predicted all past recessions. Theres always a bounce up in markets after inversion and everyone forgets, like usual. Smart money is exiting US stocks at record levels, the house of cards is coming down in 2020/21, and that is when Bitcoin will reach 100k+. Be smart money, hedge accordingly ya god damn plebs.

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>>16665912
>its not a bout timing the market its about getting out at the right time
>im really glad i was able to lock in my 5% profits before it crashes 75%.
>i'm sure there will not be any chaos and i can get my sell order out in time before the market really crashes

>> No.16669333

>>16668778
Kek

>> No.16669345

>>16669272
Fucking based