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16653352 No.16653352 [Reply] [Original]

whats the best excuse to give when trying to deposit 40,000 usd at once? hypothetically of course

>> No.16653367
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>>16653352
did you steal small dogs and sell them on craigslist?

>> No.16653382

>>16653352
You have enough money to properly launder it, OP. You'll at least get away with 30k

>> No.16653435

vegas

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>>16653352
That's not a good idea. If I were you, I'd deposit anything below $10k a month so the IRS don't lose their shit (Australia cuts off your pension). Do research before depositing that much.

>> No.16654292

implying anyone gives a fuck about 40k usd

>> No.16654333

>>16653352
I deposited 100k into a Bank of America account that previously never had more than 6k at the same time and didn't get any questions.

>> No.16654446

>>16653352
>deposit 40,000 usd at once

Just do it in smaller increments over time you dummy

>> No.16654463

>>16653352
Fucking don't, literally deposit 6K once a month and you won't raise an eyebrow.

>> No.16654503

>>16654333
This. No cares as long as you pay taxes dummy