Imagine being born as a women. Life cant be easier.

[Anonymous No.16643692]

>dress up
>record whispering or strange noises
>monetize it on youtube
>$$$

[Anonymous No.16643706]

now that ASMR is old hat, what's the newest slut innovation gonna be

[Anonymous No.16643815]

>>16643692
>every female on this planet aspires to be a whore

[Anonymous No.16644035]

>>16643692
And you get to suck dicks. And basically any guy will fuck you.

[Anonymous No.16644044]

>>16643815
>have easy way out of wagecucking
>don't take it
seems like a silly choice

[Anonymous No.16644172]

>>16643692
Have you seen this bitch without makeup? Really gross.

[Anonymous No.16644190]

>>16644035
you only have to suck one dick and only for some years, after that you open your fuck hole once a month and you are done

[Anonymous No.16644194]

>>16644044
The thing about being a professional whore (especially low class) is you can't be selective about who you have sex with. You have to have sex with gross fat unclean men and pretend you are into it.

[Anonymous No.16644200]

I prefer kosher asmr videos oy vey

[Anonymous No.16644444]

>>16644194
I'm talking about internet whoring

[Anonymous No.16644484]

>>16644444
Wasted

[Anonymous No.16644518]

>>16644200
This. I love listening to BLACKED audio on my iPod. Just the sound of a dark mensch's cock ramming against a white shiksa's womb drives me meshuggeneh.

[Anonymous No.16644521]

>>16644444
It honestly seems like a pain to do. Sitting in front of a camera night after night teasing your paypigs. Seems like it would be tedious. I feel like men assume whoring is easy and fun because they assume the woman must think of sex in the same way as they do, but it's different.

[Anonymous No.16644600]

>>16644521
yeah it's no different that waging elsewhere
imagine the thoughts of the thot if she had any
>be born male
>just do jack off at college and still pass your engineering career
>easly get a job as an engineer
>$$$
>life as a male can't be any easier

[Anonymous No.16644621]

>>16644600
lol wat fuck off to reddit.

Females have it way easier their stats just suck.

[Anonymous No.16644631]

>>16644600
Yeah showing your tits and pussy online is the same thing as any field of engineering. You stupid cocksucker

[Anonymous No.16644653]

>>16644621
>>16644631
ok you're subpar males, fucking brainlets, engineering is easy and enjoyable

[Anonymous No.16644658]

>>16644444
checkem faggots

[Anonymous No.16644663]

>>16644653
Yeah I’m sure you’re a toilet engineer

[Anonymous No.16644673]

>>16644653
So are you saying some e-roastie worked as hard to get where you are?

[Anonymous No.16644688]

>>16644673
probably more

[Anonymous No.16644695]

>>16643692
There’s also some luck involved: I don’t see any of these hambeasts making much money in the way you describe

[Anonymous No.16644701]

>>16643692
Imagine having an emotional meltdown every month, that last for days, and makes you bleed like a pig.
Imagine having your higher sexual value before University, and then see you rapidly hitting the wall.
Imagine not having true motivation for autistic random fields, and being unable to compete with males in those fields.
Imagine being so physically weak that you are afraid to walk alone at night.
Imagine being sexually attracted to hairy smelly dudes shaped like chimps.

I think I am fine as a male, thanks.

[Anonymous No.16644702]

>>16644695
Those are all dudes tho

[Anonymous No.16644710]

>>16643692
>be born woman
>be ugly
>be low IQ
>commit seppuku
jk they just have to do some hip thrusts and squats to get an ass and some orbiter will pick them up

[Anonymous No.16644725]

>>16644695
How the fuck did all the GDQ guys decide they were transgender at the same time?

[Anonymous No.16644741]

>>16644702
That’s just like, your opinion ma’am

[Anonymous No.16644759]

do you really want that to be your life

[Anonymous No.16644763]

>>16644741
Oh, you like getting pegged too?! Just grow your hair out and throw on a little eye liner. Nobody will notice and it makes the bepis slide in easier. Believe me, I tried.

[Anonymous No.16644766]

Imagine being born a man. Life can't be easier.

>put on a shirt
>record whispering or strange noises
>monetize it on youtube
>$$$

[Anonymous No.16644770]

>>16644725
speedrunning single player games is peak autism, it seems reasonable to me that beings that antisocial have one of the most socially alienating afflictions (gender dysphoria)

[Anonymous No.16644784]

Im also gonna try it

[Anonymous No.16644791]

>>16644763
Nah dude(?), I’m strictly a DC power top

[Anonymous No.16644797]

>>16644770
or maybe they're gender dysphoric because no one told them playing the same single player game for 10000 hours would make them into complete spergs and now its too late for them to change their ways, so they have no choice but to become the cute girl

[Anonymous No.16644806]

>>16644521
All women love attention more than anything. Everything they do is in reference to the attention it will get them from other people; this is why they essentially never engage in solitary pursuits like gaming (unless it's a social reward simulator like the Sims).

Teasing paypigs is unironically about as satisfying and fun for women as winning at complex strategy game, hunting wild animals or closing a great business deal is for men. Why do you think so many women persist with doing it for free (eg. On insta and snap) when it is clear they'll never make any money from it?

[Anonymous No.16644809]

>>16644784
if you start taking HRT you are lost, you still have hope

[Anonymous No.16644850]

>>16644701
The great irony is that the most enjoyable life for a woman is easy as fuck to obtain.
>court and seduce a successful late 20's Chad when you are 18
>Shit out babies once a year and get your holes fucked twice per week
>be a housewife
Without question the most easymode lifestyle possible, particularly with modern appliances and the internet.

[Anonymous No.16644872]

>>16643692
>I'm going to include my grotesque plastic pointy nails in the frame by holding my hands up weirdly
>don't forget to show them my trendy tattoo

women are disgusting especially tattooed whore with fake shaniqua ape culture nails

[Anonymous No.16644890]

>>16644872
>long nails
what's the reasoning behind this? "look at my claws, im dangerous", is that it?

[Anonymous No.16644905]

>>16643692
this bitch started a channel only months ago and is already making millions.

[Anonymous No.16644908]

>>16644890
>>16644872
its so she can tap on shit for the asmr sounds you fucking retards

[Anonymous No.16644916]

>>16644908
i meant for girls in general, long nails are definitely a popular trend independent of asmr

[Anonymous No.16644928]

>>16644890
long nails are a huge hinderance in real life and showing them off indicates you dont do anything difficult such that they would be a hinderance

[Anonymous No.16644937]

>>16644521

You apply male logic to females. Men seek adventure, women seek security.

[Anonymous No.16644944]

>>16644928
makes sense

[Anonymous No.16645461]

>>16643692
>get fucked
miss me with that gay shit

[Anonymous No.16645492]

>>16644653
Based

[Anonymous No.16645503]

Oh boo fucking hoo
Yeah it's easier so what
It's easier to be born with functioning legs too
Or a rich family
Or not in India with a billion other poo-flingers

[Anonymous No.16645508]

>>16645461
Kiss me with that gay shit

[Anonymous No.16645529]

>>16644905
Good for her. She's smart enough to take advantage of capitalism. I would rather cheer for a woman to make it rather than a guy. Woman have been held back from opportunities mainly due to masculinasim and don't forget woman's suffrage.

[Anonymous No.16645614]

Anyone who thinks all women can make it being an e thot are the same people that thinks any black guy can be a professional football or basketball player

[Anonymous No.16645655]

>>16643692
Yeah but they literally take dick in all holes. Once you've sexually dominated enough women you realize what a blessing it is being a man. They are fuck tools. There is nothing more satisfying than putting a woman in her place. Fuck I'm horny now

[Anonymous No.16645745]

>>16643692
Many of you are financially comfy, but are you spiritually comfy /biz/? Pic related.

[Anonymous No.16645903]

>>16645529
Worthless roastie

[Anonymous No.16645945]

>>16645614
Facts man , fucking facts. The women like Alexis Ren are the Kobe Bryant’s of modeling and selling their image online. 99.999% of women are not attractive enough to do it.