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>so, what do you do for a living?

>> No.16634399

>>16634388
Feet inspector, would you be interested in a free consultation?

>> No.16634402

I avoid ugly troglodytes like you. Cya troll

>> No.16634404
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16634404

>>16634388
cyber crime

>> No.16634415

>>16634388
(Your meat bags are showing)

>> No.16634416

>>16634388
Dairy farmer

>> No.16634420

>>16634388
Basket Weaver

>> No.16634423
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16634423

>>16634388

>> No.16634436

>>16634388

Hi, I do NOTHING for a living. Other than being rich.Women hate hate that in me as a partner. Maybe you will be different? ;)

>> No.16634444

>>16634388
im a professional incel

>> No.16634457

>>16634388

He is joking. As always he wants to prove a point

>> No.16634471

>>16634444

Wonderful. Are you happy then?

>> No.16634486
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16634486

>>16634388
>implying

>> No.16634492

>>16634444
Checked

>> No.16634503

two girls at the same time

>> No.16634511

>>16634492

No shit XD

>> No.16634516
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16634516

>>16634388
I post on /biz/ and trade cryptocurrency.

>> No.16634532

Lawyer daddy here.

>> No.16634571

>>16634388
Is that the crazy British bitch that jumped out of an airplane over Madagascar?

>> No.16634606

>>16634571
the Disney film?
she didn't like the ending, or what

>> No.16634628

>>16634388
Yea I am going to need to touch your supple breasts sweetheart. Lets get out of here

>> No.16634658

>>16634404

How can I commit crimes by doing absolutely NOTHING? ;)

>> No.16634680
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16634680

>>16634658
go to TOR
and dropship drugs

>> No.16634686

>>16634516
Kek.

>> No.16634732

>>16634680

haha ^^what makes you think I need to?

>> No.16634744
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16634744

>>16634732
you zoomers are laze as fuck

>> No.16634762

>>16634388
sauce

>> No.16634983

>>16634744

Be that as it may... I do not use drugs, and I will not have you convince me to.

>> No.16634994

XDD that is evil. Run friends.

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16635021

>>16634388
i feel objectified by that question. i think we can get to know one another without sizing up each others income (unironically what i would say)

>> No.16635107

>>16635021
Evil? they do not call me Satan for fun, do they?

>> No.16635116

>>16634388
thats a man

>> No.16635143

>>16634606
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/alana-cutland-death-plane-madagascar-cambridge-university-british-student-latest-a9030646.html

>> No.16635157

If I squeeze her nose will she honk?

>> No.16635178

If I squeeze her milkies will she sue?

>> No.16635183

>>16635143
I find that BS, anyone that's flown in a small plane will tell you the force you'd need to open the door would be great. Try opening the door of your car 40/50

>> No.16635193

If I sneeze on her face will she choo?

>> No.16635240

>>16634436
They hate it because they cant cheat while you at work

>> No.16635245

Manual labor

Now I rape

>> No.16635278

>>16635240

lol

actually, as far as I know women need and want far less set than men. I am not talking about psycho exceptions.

>> No.16635296

If that's not a man, it's still a man. God damn ugly face

>> No.16635341

>>16634388
I eat boy ass.

>> No.16635563

>>16634388
milker

>> No.16635567

>>16634388
>I crush pussy all day,
>I get cunt and slit,
>and I just tear up crease all day long
>and I NEVER give a FUCK what a bitch thinks!

Never give a fuck about these hoes

MGTOW!

>> No.16635581

>>16634486
that you identify as femaphilic?

>> No.16635591

I am proud of you Anons. I mean it.

>> No.16635594

>>16635581
I meant gynephilic

>> No.16635610

I'm an executive chef at mc donald's

>> No.16635620

>>16635610

Who cares what you are. You contribute here. And so far, you did well.

>> No.16635700

>>16635610
dude youre totally playing this game wrong fucking uninstall and gtfo forever

>> No.16635742

>>16634404
Elaborate

>> No.16635747

>>16634436
kek

>> No.16635748
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16635748

>>16634388
i trade digital commodities

>> No.16635756

>>16635742
Hehe

>> No.16635762

>>16634388
Haha can I suck your tits

>> No.16635767

>>16635762

This

>> No.16635774

>>16634404

YOU TALKING TO ME? Are you accusing me of criminal activities?

>> No.16635775
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16635775

I analyze medical marijuana and hemp

>> No.16635781

>>16635756
Pussy

>> No.16635783

And if not, shut the fuck up.

>> No.16636276

I'm a human crash test dummy

>> No.16636712
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16636712

>>16635567
oh, so I see.. you jack off all day aswell...

>> No.16636754

>>16634388
milking, i do milking

>> No.16636806

>>16634388
Shit post on /biz

>> No.16636817

I fuck sluts and glaze their twats. You’ll love it .

>> No.16636827

>>16635775
What’s the pay like? I’m a chemist looking to change jobs

>> No.16636840

>>16635748
this guy is getting laid easily

>> No.16636846

>>16634388
i trade shitcoins with my neetbux. you?

>> No.16636866

>>16634404
Based

>> No.16636874

>>16636712
hell yeah bro i aint doin nuffin but jacking and stacking racks my man.

aint need no pussy when i get naked bitches for fre on the x ham store

rhianna know whats up and its naggas that int give NO shits about a hoe.

bitches love the face snack smacks

>> No.16636901

>>16634388
I got out of the military in 2013 and since then I have worked as a security contractor in Antarctica - 9 months on and 3 months off. During my 3 months off each year I get paid half of my salary that I earn during the other 9 months. It's shitty job that got old really fast, but the pay is great and I will retire in 5 years.

>> No.16636943

>>16636901
>security contractor in Antarctica
h-how do I do this?
In the infantry right now and I would like to do something like this when I get out.

>> No.16636982

>>16634444
witnessed

>> No.16637005

>>16636901
that sounds based

>> No.16637068

crap.. all of it ^^how based is this then, twisting the truth? Funny, good job, but neither based nor straight

>> No.16637087

>>16634388
I work a customer service job and my clients make me want to put a bullet through my head

>> No.16637093

>>16636901
That sounds fucking terrible. What do you do with the 3 months that you're off?

>> No.16637484

>>16636901
are there any whores to fuck in antacica? what the fuck are you guarding from??? penguins???

>> No.16637546

>>16637484
There are secret bases there.

>> No.16638128

>>16634388
I make money from fuck prostitutes

>> No.16638141

>>16638128
Very cool story bro, tell me more about it

>> No.16638211

>>16634388
>Sitting down at table, alone, enjoying some fish an chips
>This crazy wench comes up and asks that question
>Through a mouth filled with fries I reply:
"Hmn deh fugh ergh ygh?"
>She just keeps sitting there, still as a sculpture
>Finish the fries in my mouth
"Uh... who are you?"
>She just repeats her question
>I notice that it's quieter than before
>Look around, the other customers are gone, the staff are gone
>It was day outside a second ago, as day as it gets in Bristol
>Now it's completely dark, there aren't even lights outside from buildings, people, or cars
>She stares at me, repeating her question as she examines the depths of my soul, searching for the smallest of imperfections with which to begin tearing a hole into it
"I- uh- I'm a janitor..."
>Her head un-tilts
>She blinks
>She gets up and walks out
>It's daytime again
>The customers and staff are back
>Finish my fish-n-chips and leave, I paid when I ordered
10 out of 10, that was the best food I had in a while. Don't know what kinda Indian spices they put on the fries, but that was a trip if I ever had one.

>> No.16638220

>>16634388

professional tit sucker

>> No.16638304

>>16638211
Now this is the quality content I expect.

>> No.16638335

boobs

>> No.16638349

>>16638211
based
>>16635748
based
>>16635610
based
>>16635567
cringe
>>16635021
based
>>16634516
based
>>16634444
based and checked
>>16634436
based
>>16634404
based

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16638358

>>16634388
face -3/10
mammaries 8/10
Would not fug