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16634004 No.16634004 [Reply] [Original]

*beat starts playing*

ayo ayo hol up

Oraclize you one point failure
my decentralized oracles fuck your grandma

I DDOS your servers while
you beg Vitalik for exposure
he compares me to Toyota
you are as trans as IOTA

I silence niggas with NDAs
Steve is tall he plays for the NBA
hes running the nodes running the code
posting the toads while your idea implodes

NEETS compare me to jobs and Gates
they compare you to niggers and AIDS
your memes suck, your project is aborted
I go back and get the couchsurfing hotties sorted

*drops mic*

>> No.16634013

hey, hey - oraclize is white label chainlink

>> No.16634016

what pronunciation do you have to use to make failure and grandma rhyme?

>> No.16634038

>>16634004
Better than the Eth rapdance and some jew shitcoin I lost thousands of dollars on because of an iPhone silhouette I can't remember the name of (note to self, ignore twitterniggers and dyor the ceo's vacation to Israel BEFORE buying).

>> No.16634865

Ouch.

>> No.16634875

>>16634004
premined centralized shittoken

>> No.16634895
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16634895

>>16634016
Fail-yuh

>> No.16635401

>>16634004
ayo
you kno i connect the chainz
my nikkas got diamonds on their chainz
bitches on my weewee
you nigaz got slow wifi
trustless cuz im heartless
i be slanging
fiends be buyin i be dumping
700k i be ballin'

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16635423

Bullish

>> No.16635453
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16635453

>>16634004
Based ma nizzle

>> No.16635497

>>16634004
Rebbit cringe. Go back to twatter.