/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16629309]

The absolute state of wagies.

[Anonymous No.16629318]

>>16629309
disgusting

[Anonymous No.16629321]

>>16629309
is he ok?

[Anonymous No.16629329]

>>16629309
>we expect to see you back at work in 2 weeks.

But srsly. What happened here?

[Anonymous No.16629330]

truly grim. i would immediately kms

[Anonymous No.16629333]

Story?

[Anonymous No.16629340]

>>16629329
work accident. his boss told him to drive a forklift he wasn't qualified for. drove the forklift on uncompacted dirt and it barrel rolled, he undid his seatbelt and jumped out but got caught on the belt and crushed

[Anonymous No.16629342]

>>16629329
>Boss ordered him to drive a forklift
>Wasn't trained
>Forklift starts to tip over
>Tries to jump out and gets crushed

[Anonymous No.16629360]

>>16629333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWJU6huPKIY&feature=emb_title

[Anonymous No.16629408]

which country did this happen

[Anonymous No.16629409]

>>16629309

He has no dick.

[Anonymous No.16629413]

>>16629409
WAGIES BTFO

[Anonymous No.16629415]

>>16629409
hopefully they jerked him off and froze some seed before doing so. what's even the fucking point in living if you have no legs, missing an arm, and can't reproduce.

[Anonymous No.16629417]

God it must suck so hard to survive something like this. You become so crippled you might as well have just died.

[Anonymous No.16629419]

>>16629340
>>16629342
This is so fucked. His boss should have the same done to him.
I just officially moved from okay with regulated capitalism to a third positionist.

[Anonymous No.16629420]

>>16629415
I would unironically take up pistol shooting

[Anonymous No.16629438]

>>16629340
>>16629342
Unironically his fault. First off, he could have said no to his boss. His boss would not have been able to fire him either as it would be wrongful termination to fire someone for refusing to do something they legally cannot do. Secondly it's really not that hard to drive a forklift. Used to run one for walmart. Kid's kind of a retard.

[Anonymous No.16629442]

>>16629438
inb4 replies to this bait

[Anonymous No.16629446]

>>16629438
Kys faggot

[Anonymous No.16629455]

>>16629442
>>16629446
stay mad at the truth, wagie retards

[Anonymous No.16629461]

>>16629413
i shouldn't have laughed, but i did. a lot. stupid wagies.

[Anonymous No.16629472]

>>16629309

[Anonymous No.16629477]

>>16629360
cant watch it with sound. is that his gf? if so, how long till she leaves him, any bets? ill give 2 to 3 months

[Anonymous No.16629478]

>>16629472
if he had one of these he'd still have his dick

[Anonymous No.16629486]

>>16629360
the fuck is with all of their smiling in this video.

[Anonymous No.16629500]

>>16629486
she gets to fuck tyrone now

[Anonymous No.16629502]

>>16629309
Probably got paid big money and now gets to live a NEET life

[Anonymous No.16629507]

>>16629486
Trauma m9
>>16629500
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.16629508]

>>16629486
Americans smile

[Anonymous No.16629520]

>>16629438
And here I present you, the burger republican cuck™.

(on food stamps but against taxation for billionaires because he'll become one... soon(ish))

[Anonymous No.16629527]

>>16629502
But he can't have sex anymore.

[Anonymous No.16629534]

>>16629342
All for 11 an hr kek. This is why I'd never do some manual labor bullshit.

[Anonymous No.16629538]

>>16629330
Same. Not even 1% worth it at that point.

[Anonymous No.16629540]

>>16629413
Lmfao!

[Anonymous No.16629543]

>>16629478
And the rest of his body too
>>16629477
I give it a week. Na but seriously, def under

[Anonymous No.16629557]

>>16629477
fuck, got cut off. Meant to say def under a year. He will get depressed and she will spout some bs like "Ive tried to make you happy, but youre so depressing to be around. It's so painful seeing you like this. I tried to make it work, but it was your fault. I think we should see new people".
Basically she's gonna want to fuck so even IF she stayed, she'd cheat. Poor bastard would have been better off dead. Women are weak willed whores. I wish assisted suicide were a thing for this guy. Instead, he'll probably end up trying to commit suicide Might even get some brain damage from a failed attempt.
2-3 months sounds about right.

[Anonymous No.16629604]

>>16629486

The guy is on morphine

The girl is virtue signaling

[Anonymous No.16629642]

>>16629508
not when they're 75+% of the way to becoming Bob Oblong, and I'm an American.

[Anonymous No.16629649]

>>16629604
kek, great post

[Anonymous No.16629650]

>>16629309

[Anonymous No.16629654]

>>16629508
not when they're 75+% of the way to becoming Bob Oblong, and I'm an American.

>>16629604
now this is more plausible.

[Anonymous No.16629660]

>>16629477
Until the settlement money is gone.

[Anonymous No.16629681]

>>16629527
>>16629409
>>16629330
I wonder if he can ever have an orgasm again. Yikes

[Anonymous No.16629684]

>>16629309
how far are we from giving him a bionic body? from judging by the half of him, he would be 60% cyborg

[Anonymous No.16629687]

>>16629681

Orgasms occur in the brain. Still possible in theory

[Anonymous No.16629688]

>>16629520
>>16629446
Kid was too milquetoast to say no, or too cocky to respect the machinery. It's the boss's fault to begin with, but the kid went and made himself vulnerable.
>b-but it's always the person with more money's fault!
It takes two to tango.

[Anonymous No.16629697]

>>16629360
Fuck that is ridiculous I can't believe how dumb some people are.

[Anonymous No.16629709]

>>16629455
trotting out 'wagie' after defending this shit
you should be ashamed

[Anonymous No.16629711]

>>16629520
There already was a licence required to operate it, so the law was already there and was still ignored. You can't regulate these kinds of accidents out of existence unless you just start making people unemployed.

>>16629684
Probably within his lifetime, there are already transplants able to be controlled by your brain

[Anonymous No.16629720]

Friendly reminder that he will have more sex in his life than incels on 4chan lmaoooo

[Anonymous No.16629724]

There was this guy who come to my work to talk about the dangers of not wearing a seatbelt, he jumped in a truck to move it a few hundred meters when he was 18 and rolled it down a hill, ejected and now was in a wheelchair. And yeah he said he had a girlfriend and they were looking at houses to move in together, she left him after a few months and also dick doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.16629728]

>>16629309
>no arm
That's okay. Technology nowadays will fix it
>no legs
That sucks, but with accessibility on the rise, it won't be too bad rolling in wheelchair.
>stomach and internal organs damage
Future looks dark.
>no balls and dick
God fucking dammit. Even that limbless guy had functional dick. Literally 1/4 enjoyment in life is gone.

I can't decide where is his saved life blessing or curse. Come to thing of it, he can't even hero himself effectively.

[Anonymous No.16629734]

>>16629419
kys commie

[Anonymous No.16629741]

>>16629557
someone cap this. it happens in a few months. get on their social media and lowkey follow that.

[Anonymous No.16629747]

>>16629604
fucking christ this is too real

[Anonymous No.16629757]

>>16629688
>but the kid went and made himself vulnerable.
How much choice did he really have in the matter? Say no to your boss and you don't get to eat or live under a roof.

[Anonymous No.16629779]

>>16629757
Crippled dudes boss here. I knew this faggot had no balls to tell me no.

[Anonymous No.16629785]

>>16629720
Haha yeah that reminds me of a friend who knew a guy who was a massive chad but became a paraplegic, he said he still hooks up with chicks he just has this special injection that makes his dick hard, and he also gets into fights with people at bars, because his upper body is so strong he grabs them and throws them down from the wheelchair

[Anonymous No.16629788]

>>16629342
If his boss had given him a crash course the FIRST thing they fucking teach you is STAY IN THE CAB. Serves the guy right though being a fucking retard seatbelts are there to keep you SAFE not to be undone.

[Anonymous No.16629794]

>>16629788
>Serves the guy right
Ask me how I know your life is a fucking mess

[Anonymous No.16629798]

>>16629309

[Anonymous No.16629806]

>>16629757
>Say no to your boss and you don't get to eat or live under a roof.


Maybe if you're in the fucking military or something. Everywhere else you can just tell your boss no, and he'll just find someone else to do the task. Work isn't slavery. I argue with my bosses all the fucking time.

[Anonymous No.16629816]

must admit though, looking at his situation make you appreciate life more.

[Anonymous No.16629817]

this guy reminds me of satsgang

fucking eunuchs

[Anonymous No.16629820]

>>16629734
>third positionist = commie
Mungo who let you out of your cage?

[Anonymous No.16629823]

>>16629817
lol

[Anonymous No.16629828]

>>16629557
>not just using his functioning hand to wrap a usb cable around his neck fixing it at the bedpost and then rolling out of bed

[Anonymous No.16629834]

>>16629711
WAIT

what if I want extra arms? Imagine having 2 or 4 extra arms that'd be fucking cool

[Anonymous No.16629838]

>>16629816
No kidding. Poor fucking kid. He's good-looking, too, what a shame.

[Anonymous No.16629848]

>>16629309
nice brapper

[Anonymous No.16629853]

>>16629806
>and he'll just find someone else to do the task.
Yes, you get fired and someone more desperate gets the job.

[Anonymous No.16629868]

>>16629806
Work is slavery, dumbass. You are replaceable. Never be so naive to forget that.

[Anonymous No.16629873]

>>16629828
That's the dumbest most ineffective way to succeed.

[Anonymous No.16629881]

>>16629757
>>16629438
>His boss would not have been able to fire him either as it would be wrongful termination to fire someone for refusing to do something they legally cannot do.

[Anonymous No.16629884]

>>16629604
Damn

[Anonymous No.16629898]

>>16629881
Forgot to add, that boss is in the deepest amount of shit possible. The civil suit is going to be enormous. Might even bankrupt the company if it's any smaller than a big corp. The amount of shit he'll probably be sued for...I'm in awe. Every company's worst nightmare come true, all because of a stupid decision made in arrogance.

[Anonymous No.16629905]

>>16629604
Brutally honest

[Anonymous No.16629907]

>>16629898

>Boss pays settlement in pennies, millions of dollars in pennies. It takes him his entire life, using only his single arm, to take them to the bank.

But really, that is fucked up, I feel bad for the guy. I have an extreme amount of respect for machines and cars, because you can get fucked up real fast even if you're driving just fine and some idiot hits you. I wish I didn't have to ever get in a car.

[Anonymous No.16629914]

>>16629438
How would you know if the ground provides enough support?

[Anonymous No.16629926]

>>16629907
>Boss pays settlement in pennies, millions of dollars in pennies. It takes him his entire life, using only his single arm, to take them to the bank.
That would also likely be a tort of which he can be sued for. Undue burden, possibly infliction of emotional harm for the egregiousness of the action.

[Anonymous No.16629951]

>muh dik
>muh sex
>muh p00$y
filthy coombrains, this guy has been blessed and now gets to live the eternal monk /nofap/ live.

[Anonymous No.16629995]

>>16629438
Actually most states in america are "right to work", which means that he can just fire you anyway without a reason, and just not say it was because you wouldn't drive the forklift, so it's not illegal.

[Anonymous No.16630001]

>>16629951
1.) you're a faggot
2.) don't you have to have balls to get any benefits from nofap?

[Anonymous No.16630008]

>>16629472
You make fun of it, but most machines that work in construction/logistics are built like that so the operator wouldn't lose limbs.

[Anonymous No.16630017]

>>16630001
no, porn fucks you mentally too

[Anonymous No.16630030]

>>16629951
This guy probably wishes more then anything that he had used his dick more before he lost it. Then again he also is probably permanently on opiates and I've heard they are better then sex so maybe not.

[Anonymous No.16630037]

he is so very lucky to have a functional arm, if i were in his place it would be a blessing to have an arm that can use knife to strab myself in the heart or jugular, to end the path my retardation put me on, working to fund another man's wallet.

[Anonymous No.16630050]

>>16630037
I thought you were going to say some gay shit but it ended out based, the doctors probably told his family to make him stay away from sharp things and ways he could kill himself, the problem is how is he going to get a knife

[Anonymous No.16630074]

>>16629446
Truth is, retard like this one are responsible for low wages and poor work conditions. Have some fucking self-respect and tell your boss to fuck off if you have to. You're not a slave.
Fuck this kid and anyone alike.

[Anonymous No.16630075]

>>16630050
celebration dinner party
steaks
medium rare
being independant and able to cut it himself
knife neck

but i literally think this faggot is so retarded that he might actually think he could have a normal and "good" life

ignorace is bliss, and being white he is probably better off than most niggers

[Anonymous No.16630087]

>>16629409
Nothing lost, he didn't have balls to say "no" anyway.

[Anonymous No.16630094]

>>16629438

Some retard car driver ignored all signs and sped on an unfinished bridge, bumping him and the forklift off of a hill

[Anonymous No.16630100]

[Anonymous No.16630116]

>>16630094
All kids are retarded, he would of been excited to drive the forklift

[Anonymous No.16630152]

>>16629688
It is the slave owners fault

[Anonymous No.16630174]

>>16629828
just use a knife against your throat lol

[Anonymous No.16630195]

>>16630100
>Tyrone fucks her now
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.16630201]

>>16629868
>being this unskilled

[Anonymous No.16630202]

>>16629309

[Anonymous No.16630230]

>>16629907
Fuckin kek

[Anonymous No.16630247]

>>16629478
He would probably be ok if he stayed in the fork lift and braced. Those things are built like tanks. They unirocically have a wage cage to stop you bring killed

[Anonymous No.16630254]

How slow can it be to tip over that you have time to undo your seatbelt and try to jump clear?

[Anonymous No.16630258]

>>16629330
I wouldn’t, I can still browse /biz/.

[Anonymous No.16630263]

>>16629360
His gf is cute. She's going to give him the 'it's not you, it's me' within 6 months for sure.

[Anonymous No.16630266]

>>16630254
They can tip slowly. The lower section weighs a lot and if you don't have it over weight and push it with a car it isn't going to instantly flip over. Kid is a retard for not staying put unless there is a really good reason. Falling over is not a reason

[Anonymous No.16630273]

>>16629309

What coins does he hold?

[Anonymous No.16630278]

>>16629330
You might as well kill yourself now in this pointless existence then. He still is able to see and think and communicate. What you cant handle is the loss of functions, but imagine if you didn't have them to begin with.

Read Thinking Fast and Slow, you'll see what I mean. Happiness returns to the same state as before after a while.

[Anonymous No.16630279]

>>16630263
>six months
that guy is already alone

[Anonymous No.16630280]

>>16630266

Is there any downside to staying strapped in, as intended, when it's flipping over or falling or something? The cage protects you right?

[Anonymous No.16630288]

>>16629309
I work at the hospital and see people like that frequently either physically disabled on with shitty pathologies.
You faggot
>tfw no gf
>tfw poor neet
don't realize how good you have it, as long you're healthy and have a working body you're a free man.

[Anonymous No.16630289]

>>16629309
holy shit
I hope neuralink pans out, it's his only hope.

[Anonymous No.16630312]

>>16630280

[Anonymous No.16630318]

>>16630312
>>16630280
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.16630327]

>>16630280
I don't have a license but work around them and have worked on them (changing wheels/tyres). I think staying in is the way to go. Some even have have holds. Could a fully extended lifts contents fall into the cabin when it rolls? Unlikely because the load is falling out away from the cabin, otherwise it ain't falling over. Sucks for the kid though

[Anonymous No.16630333]

Someone post the german forklift tutorial video.

>>16630100
>Dark Forklift
Oh my

[Anonymous No.16630377]

>>16630280
Similar problem with old open cab bulldozers a guy told me about someone that rolled one and his arm got caught under one of the pillars or the roof and broke it pretty bad, same deal with car accidents, it's your natural reaction when rolling to put your arms/hand out to brace yourself.

But still, it's better than not wearing a seatbelt and having your head or back caught under the roof instead, there's a video of some arab drifters rolling a car and the first roll breaks all the windows and the second starts ejecting people, pretty wild.

[Anonymous No.16630417]

>>16629794
Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Ever see people driving swerve to avoid danger by driving into the oncoming lane? Same principle.

[Anonymous No.16630442]

>he doesn't even lift

[Anonymous No.16630451]

>>16629502
>NEET life
>sex
pick one

[Anonymous No.16630466]

Now Im happy with my miserable life. Thank you OP.

[Anonymous No.16630469]

>>16629309
who is this? What happened to him? poor guy, very tragic.

[Anonymous No.16630472]

>>16629604
Wew lad

[Anonymous No.16630478]

>>16629360
can someone hive summary?

[Anonymous No.16630532]

>>16629557
and could you blame her really?

[Anonymous No.16630545]

When will technology advance enough that prosthetic dicks with functioning orgasms are possible?

[Anonymous No.16630546]

>>16629438
based. his employer didn’t force him at gunpoint to drive the forklift nor take his seatbelt off.
TOLL STATUS: PAID.

[Anonymous No.16630582]

>>16629557
Implying he hasn't taken the black pill and is also doing unlimited nofap which is god mode