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This is my email I'm sending out on en masse to local investors

ask me anything

>> No.16627567

>problem: there are 15 competing people connecting apps
>solution: an app that includes all other use cases
>result: there are 16 competing people connecting apps

>> No.16627708

>>16627567
this

>> No.16627716
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16627716

>that picture
zoomers are something else

>> No.16627738

worthless idea, LINK will do this and much more

>> No.16628010

>>16627547
try again

>> No.16628040

>>16627547
Read successful pitch decks.
This isn't one, yet.
You basically need to demonstrate market need and product market fit. Prove it with numbers. Release an MVP, onboard users. All that. The closer you are to being successful on your own, the more people will want to invest in your idea and you.

>> No.16628067

>>16627716
my thinking is to honestly signal that I come from a working class background

>> No.16628089

>>16627547
>zzzzzzzzzzzoooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.16628094

>>16628040
no doubt. here's my fairytale scenario:

Cooperate with a firm/investor from scratch, and together we'd recruit a team to bring this app & business to life; Even a 3% stake on my end would be enough to live comfortably

>> No.16628095

anon, you posted this the other day. you removed the word "google" from the problem and solution, but you're still saying basically the same thing.

>problem: there's no google of ...
>solution: make a google of ...

search for aggregator apps/websites/businesses and figure out why they work and why they don't. and then go find an actually useful solution to a real problem and let us know how it goes for you.

(FYI It went like shit for me, and here I am "investing" in made up internet coins.)

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16628119

>haha yeah bro so its basically umm like google for people but cooler lmao

>> No.16628122

That's a very unprofessional email. It looks like something a poojet world send.

Firstly, you need to tell everyone what you're putting into it and what your skills are. You're basically asking for other people to do all the work and finance it.

Secondly, you need to be specific about what you need. This email makes you the ideas guy and nothing more

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>>16628119
>i'm finna get rich off an idea, bro!

>> No.16628167

>>16628122
oh please, look at that ending line

>'would enjoy further articulating per your convenience'

that's confidence

>> No.16628203

>>16628167

No one is going to actually follow up based on that. That shit guess right into the spam folder.

>> No.16628229

>>16627547
i got locked out of my throwaway email, sorry for no response. good luck tho

>> No.16628243

>>16628229
bustdownthotania@gmail.com

we're all gonna make it bro

>> No.16628324

I saw your original reply the other day about this idea. You'd be better off creating a discord or telegram channel for interested anon's to congregate and discuss

>> No.16628361

Be honest. Are you even remotely technical? How do you foresee this working out? How do you create a search engine for what you want to do, did you even consider the difficulties of that?
Here's a pro tip: its fucking retarded. To pull this off, you'll either need a pool of all that data """"for everything"""" or get access to the other search engines, which they'll just shut right the fuck off for their competitor (you).

Learn what you're selling. I know you're probably a fucking teen so hooray for trying, but you have to know what the fuck you're talking about.

i'd suggest you don't touch tech ever again

>> No.16628364

>>16628324
Well, the thinking is to create a 1:1 technology that's elastic for any use, you know. That's how this would get sold to Google.

>> No.16628395

>>16628361
I feel you, though refer to this post, if I may: >>16628364

Yeah, it's about creating on-demand 1:1 connectivity. Such an application could be nearly as useful as Google

>> No.16628419

>>16628395

No you may not because it says nothing about the technical aspect. What the fuck does 1:1 connectivity even mean? So, you'll be using other people engines and referring users to them? They'll shut that shit down real quick and block your API access for their search queries.

>> No.16628428

> howdy I has an idea. For an app. Now I can't code or anything, but like dood, let's create an app that will replace clutter of apps. We finna be billionaires. Send me money pls lol

>> No.16628453

>>16628419
Nah bruh, I’ll just click like the Facebook and Twitter logo automatically and shit will be cash. It’ll basically print money too because it’s really lucrative because....um...well it’s like how google is super rich, same thing. Google it.

>> No.16628466

Keep working on it OP.

>> No.16628468

>>16628419
>What the fuck does 1:1 connectivity even mean?


Basically taking Google's 'thought-to-search' technique & merging it with matchmaking, so one's result would be connectivity to relevant individuals. The immediacy of 1:1 matchmaking would be just why this application is efficient

Efficient, new, universal in use...Could be applied to varying trends in technology. Futuristic concept. application's interface & use would be pragmatically figured out in time

You feel me, or nah?

>> No.16628476

>>16628453

fucking makes me want to kms
this is why literal code monkeys are paid a fuckton. because non-technical retards outnumber technical by several factors of 10
You're not even creative or charismatic, what a shit email you wrote, OP.
fuck you

>> No.16628487

>>16628468
Jesus fucking Christ, what? No, I don't feel you.
God have mercy on you, retard.

>> No.16628493

>>16628453
>>16628476
So, imagine a future wherein you pull out an application and you're immediately connected to whoever it is that's relevant to your thought.

>> No.16628501

>>16628487
On 4chan - the asshole of the internet - I've solidly gotten positive feedback anchored in substantive logic. Furthermore, I've spammed this idea on 4chan throughout the past weeks heavy

>> No.16628636

>>16627547
bro if you post with that picture some investors will rightly pull away. Never stick out in a gay way. Always present yourself with good character.

>> No.16628671

>>16628243
accept muh chat

>> No.16628762

What the fuck are you trying to articulate here? What is a "single-purpose people-conecting application"? Like social media apps or something?

Are you trying to create a central hub for social media apps because clicking the home button switching from facebook to twitter is too much work?

Whatever your gay idea is, let me give you some advice. Nobody wants an "idea guy". Every single person on Earth has ideas every single day. Ideas are literally worthless.

Unless you have the technical skill to impliment your idea in a tangible form, and demonstrate that it is capable of making money, nobody will want to listen to you, and nobody will want to work with you, because there is a 99% you have zero technical skills, and are going to be dead weight to them.

If you can't at least code a prototype, then get ready to shove your idea up your ass, and put on your McDonalds Apron.

>> No.16628814

OP you need to learn the difference between and idea and a solution. ideas are worthless, solutions are not. you've identified what you think is a problem, but you don't have a solution so nobody gives a fuck about you and won't take you seriously.

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>>16627547
>This is my email I'm sending out on en masse to local investors
>howdy

>> No.16628849

>>16627547
I opened this thread hoping it was gonna Sean Rutledge 2.0

>> No.16628863

>>16628831
kek. this shit is so fucking cringe.I would feel bad for the guy, but he comes of as being too full of himself. seems like the kind of guy who needs to learn a lesson about how little he fucking matters to the rest of the world. maybe next time he'll put in the effort required to get somewhere.

>> No.16629491

>>16628671
homie i am not seeing any chat invites

>> No.16629497

>>16628863
I've since updated, yeah:

howdy,
I'm searching for a partner who'd help with hiring a team to build the app & business - concerning a concept for an app-based startup:
____________________________
Problem:
A cluttered mess of single-purpose people-connecting applications
____
Solution:
A single application that merges the mechanics of 'search' & 'matchmaking', wherein one's specified search will result in relevant one-to-one connectivity with match-made people
____
Pitch:
An 'operator' for facilitating one-to-one connectivity - similar to how Spotify, Amazon or Google work as 'operators' for specified music, shopping and information
____________________________
If curious, I'd further articulate where my head is at with this
Riley

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>>16628762
Someone inspiring a team with concepts (in which I have dozens of documents) AND FURTHERMORE possibly the name, if they go with it...

....Could still receive say, a 3% stake - enough to retire me if successful

>> No.16629515

>>16629497
You seen incredibly autistic but I like your tenacity. What would it look like, do you have a design

>> No.16629519

>>16627547
i want to give you 25 million for this.

>> No.16629549

>>16629515
There's definitely some mania surrounding my focus with this, though perhaps that's natural when taking an idea seriously

yeah, i got dozens of built up writings over the past year & a half, that I've spontaneously added to here & there...application's interface & use would be pragmatically figured in time, by a bright & driven team

>> No.16629556

>>16629519
bustdownthotania@gmail.com, sir

>> No.16629567

>>16628762
>Nobody wants an "idea guy".

see: >>16629549

I'd request a markedly lower stake, for the concept contributions. 1-3%, in not stepping on anybody's toes

>> No.16629568

>>16627547
Hahaha. Are you going to send them screenshots of your biz threads?

>> No.16629583

>>16629549
Ok but can you describe in simple sentences what the fuck this would do?

>> No.16629589

>>16629568
all i know is - not enough people run their ideas through the internet publicly...

I've actually updated that email, with the new one being:


howdy,
I'm searching for a partner who'd help with hiring a team to build the app & business - concerning a concept for an app-based startup:
________________________
Problem:
A cluttered mess of single-purpose people-connecting applications
____
Solution:
A single application that merges the mechanics of 'search' & 'matchmaking', wherein one's specified search will result in relevant one-to-one connectivity with match-made people
____
Pitch:
An 'operator' for facilitating one-to-one connectivity - similar to how Spotify, Amazon or Google work as 'operators' for specified music, shopping and information
________________________
If curious, I'd further articulate where my head is at with this per your convenience


Goes to include my name & number. Pretty reasonable for a cold-email (& text, kek)

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>>16627547
include me in the screenshot this could be biz history

>> No.16629608

>>16629583
Google: a search results in relevant information
My idea: a search results in relevant one-to-one connectivity


..Would need to be ingeniously designed, however someone will nail this concept within a decade. Believe that.

>> No.16629616

If you aren't technically or capitally capable this is pointless. Ideas are worthless.

>> No.16629635

>>16629616
Not enough you have enough convincing ideas to inspire actually smart & talented people to get on board - basically giving them the entire credit, save for 1-3% for you

>> No.16629655

>>16629589
>all i know is - not enough people run their ideas through the internet publicly
Jesus christ I hope this is bait

>> No.16629668

>>16629655
oh please, the likelihood of anyone running off with an idea is lower than it taking off in the first place

>> No.16629715

>>16628157
doxxed

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>>16627547
>howdy
>windows 10
>gmail

>> No.16629739

>>16627567
this wtf

>> No.16629758

>>16628493
everyone is just going to wack off on it. there are already a dozen "omegle but in an app" apps

>> No.16630234

>ITT: anons think they're smart for falling for a bait topic
yeah guys the mail starting with howdy and featuring a literal homosexual as profile pic is obviously srs

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16630264

Yeah, another useless app is just what I need.

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>>16628094
>Even a 3% stake on my end would be enough to live comfortably

You better become a tougher negotiator or you'll have your company taken out right from under you. Business is a shark eat shark world and you scream "I'm a goldfish!". It looks/sounds like you've been fooled by the kumbaya false narrative that Silicon Valley and "techy world" like to paint for normies.

People don't invest in ideas as much as they invest in the people driving those ideas.

Source: I've been in the tech and startup world all of my life. I'm 27

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>>16628762
This angry anon gets it.

>> No.16630319

>>16628157
what a nonce

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>>16628468
Holy shit lad. Don't quit your day job.

You're not actually saying anything when explaining your vision or concepts in any of your posts. It's all nonsense gobbly gook filled with what you think is tech jargon.

Pitches have to be concise and tight. Explaining your vision has to be done simply. It has to be simple enough so that your grandmother who knows nothing about computing or technology can understand what the fuck you are talking about.

>> No.16630350

>>16629549
At least draw up a mock screenshot of what the interface would look like

>> No.16630356

I hope we are being trolled and taken for a ride. OP, you are ruining an otherwise good buzz from a night out drinking. Fucking hell.

>> No.16630389

This is an elaborate "troll" I hope

>> No.16630512

>>16628157
Post sauce

>> No.16630567

>>16627547
dam this is fucking stupid. i'm clicking i'm not a rovot bc i want you to know that badly

>> No.16630604

>>16627547
you know that zoomers with an idea for a mobile app are the modern equivalents of boomers with a mlm investment opportunity, right?