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NEETs: if you had to either get a job or kill yourself, which would you choose?

>> No.16626205

>>16626196
suicide

>> No.16626221

>>16626196
B-but I already work a job.

>> No.16626224

>get a job
>save up money
>start my own business
>pay people to work for me
>pick up a hobby i could make money off of
>sell business for millions
>start 10 more businesses
>get rekt by the taxman
>kill myself

>> No.16626228

Depends on the job really, if over $15 an hour with benefits and ability to work from home I'm all for it.

>> No.16626281

>>16626224
If we just cut the LARP, realistically it sounds like this:
>get a job
>get rekt by the taxman
>kill myself

>> No.16626351

>>16626196
ive moved on to selling my n64 collection

>> No.16626361

>>16626196
y-you mean you'll h-hire ME???
Oh gosh this is great!
I swear I won't disappoint you mr. shekelstein!!

>> No.16626555

i'll probably kill myself later this year

>> No.16626565

>>16626555
checked and based

>> No.16626569

Suicide

>> No.16626588

>>16626555
me too, but not this year

>> No.16626599

32 years without doing absolutely nothing in my life.
I would kill myself even doing a part-time no tiring job.

>> No.16626604 [DELETED] 

>>16626555
ya right pussy

>> No.16627138

>>16626196
Nice try glownigger, killing people is illegal.

>> No.16627514

>>16626599
What does your day consist of? Do your parents give you an allowance?

>> No.16627531

>>16626555
Based and checkpilled

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>>16626196
I don't think i have the strenght to kill my self.

Bros...

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16627808

>he doesn't work from home

>> No.16627833

>>16626555
Based trips of suicide

>> No.16628171

>>16626196
rob banks without gun, just pass note, until caught. neet for the length of sentence in comfy lower security federal prison. repeat.

>> No.16628695

>>16628171
if you pass a note saying you have a gun it still counts as armed robbery

>> No.16629921

dont havr the strength to kms so have decided to put everything I have to binance and learn to trade

lost half of my capital so far but I'm confident I'll make it back

>> No.16629941

>>16627808
> he doesn't stake on Kleros yet

>> No.16629976

>>16626196
Kill myself. I plan on being a NEET my whole life though. And rich.

>> No.16630330

>>16626221
Then you're not a neet, retard

>> No.16630382

>>16626196
Compromise with a part time job. I've been a neet for 4 years due to disability and I'm about ready to kill myself from poverty, frustration and lack of hope for the future.

>> No.16630392

>>16626196
Would get a job if it paid well enough

>> No.16630507

>>16626196
deep down you're just afraid to get a job because you wouldn't no what to do. you don't do anything for existence and have nothing to offer. how's it feel knowing you will end your one opportunity at life only to live and die impacting and influencing nothing