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Where were you when you realized that there's a bill in US congress that mentions decentralized oracles and synthetic derivatives by name?

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>> No.16616546

Good God...I’m just so excited for you little rascals

>> No.16616554

>>16616538
I'm actually excited

>> No.16616560

>>16616538
>chainlink, the legal definition of oracles
Holy shit, already a legal monopoly

>> No.16616566

>>16616518
https://gosar.house.gov/
is this the author?

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I CANT BREATHE WHAT THE FUCK IS REAL

>> No.16616701

>ctrl + f "chainlink"
>zero results

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>>16616701
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK A DECENTRALIZED ORACLE IS YOU MOTHERFUCKER, IT'S BASICALLY JUST AUGUR AND CHAINLINK, WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK IS MORE LIKELY???

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>>16616518
Dear, when mewn?
NO FUCKING REALLY? WHEN FUCKING MEWN?
I'M RETARDED I NEED MEWN!

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a thread like this would already have 100 replies in 2018

>> No.16616826

It’s all real

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>>16616821
People are desiccated by now

>> No.16616842

>>16616826
break it all down for me pls sir

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>> No.16616861

>>16616701
Chainlink is literally the only decentralised oracle network. Augur doesn't count since it uses people to determine if something happened or not lmao.

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>>16616518
shit is so cash

since link/btc dropped a little, i grabbed 500 more links at around 25600 satoshi. I dont think we will ever see $LINK so cheap ever again

im just thrilled

>> No.16616899

>>16616885
hope you got a license for those linkies nigger

>> No.16616955

We have literal insider in the US Gov

>> No.16616970

>>16616955
Yes, someone who matters is holding lawmakers hands through this

>> No.16617002

>docs.google.com

Now the shitstinkers are trying to collect data from Google accounts. You people deserve to be murdered

>> No.16617011

Lol at lawmakers trying to redefine “cryptocurrency” to mean something different than it has meant the last 10 years

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>> No.16617295

>>16616538
WE ARE ALL EXCITED TOGETHER

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF EXCITEMENT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE EXCITEMENT!
THIS SHIT CAN GO TO 1000 DOLLARS EASILY! JUST JUMP UP AND DOWN AND BE EXCITED AND LOOK AT THE CHART AND YELL "GO CHAINLINK GO"

>> No.16617449

>>16616955
digits don't lie

maybe 1% of crypto holders even realize that synthetic derivatives even exist

>> No.16617510

>>16617295
this is the new pasta, doubles confirm

>> No.16617689

LMFG thank you

>> No.16618107

>>16617689
my pleasure dude just hope more negros will be able to see this an realize that regulators are cracking down

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>>16618107
Wufff i mek mimonei?!?

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It’s literally dumping rn

>> No.16618158

>>16616518

Has this been passed to congress yet?

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>>16618140
>up 4%
Ifffs dumbinggg x(((

>> No.16618262

Why is it literally dumping tho?

>> No.16618601

>>16618262
It’s literally dumping upwards

>> No.16618626

>>16616518

US CONgress approval rate hovers around 7%
ENOUGH of this linktard scam

>> No.16618892

>implying this thread will get killed

>> No.16619286

>>16618892
imagine explaining what a decentralized oracle is to these fucking boomers

>> No.16619306

>>16616955
Blythe & Boring

>> No.16619411

>>16618626
will be all the more bullish when it gets fast tracked through then

>> No.16619554

>>16618107
stop larping as lmfg

>> No.16619954

FUNDAMENTALLY BULLISH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIqcQGyjeOw

>> No.16619984

>>16616518
>>16616538
HOLY FUCK

>> No.16619997

>>16616518
Cant wait to start buying coffee and dabs and shit. 1k eoy gonna being supaflyin over normies like a boss eatin big macs and plop plopping on these fools

>> No.16620047

Hilarious. All over YouTube the XRP retards read this shit and think institutional investors are about to get the legal greenlight to buy.

>> No.16621230

>>16620047
aren't they getting the greenlight to buy

>> No.16622075

>>16616538
That's not what a crypto currency is at all what the shit?

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>>16616518
>>16616538
I can’t breathe bros

>> No.16622431

>>16617295
yep, im thinking based >:D

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>> No.16622690

Why is it dümping thö?

>> No.16622698

This is the only serious post I have made here in like 8 years. LINK is legit, it will make us rich in the long term. 90% of the FUD is simply bored hodlers like me shitposting.

Jk, it’s literally fucking dumping ahauajauahaudweubayo