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I lost 2.5k trading options. I've made 0.3k back from investing so far. Is my only hope to make back my lost money to keep investing in safe assets? Feelsbad to have lost all that money, really don't wanna lose more.

>> No.16608494

>2.5k
>all that money
Yikes!

>> No.16608502

>>16608482
work a job for a month or two and you are back

>> No.16608510

suck 2500 cocks for $1 each and your initial investment is back

>> No.16608526

>>16608494
>>16608502
>>16608510
Just to clarify, it's not a lot of money to me (or anyone working for that matter) it just feels bad to have been a bad trader. Since that means all time I lost to the stock market. I want positive stock market all time returns.

>> No.16608587

>>16608482
>he wants to make money from risky investments with zero risk

>> No.16609327

what were your trades? 2.5k isn't much of a loss depending how much you learned from it...

>> No.16609339

>>16608482
>is the only way to not just do the inverse of all my options trades this year?

>> No.16610513

>>16608482

invest in yourself and stop trying to get rich gambling what amounts to peanuts

>> No.16610546

>>16608482
Put the remainder in CENNZ and earn it all back....and thats a guarantee

>> No.16610548
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>>16608482
I’d like to share one of my best trading strategies. You can turn as little as one dollar into a valuable portfolio by summoning powerful stock trading energies with this simple ritual.

Start by lighting incense. Sandalwood or myrrh are best for stabilizing a bearish stock, but nag champa can work in a pinch as well. Dress in flowing raw linens so that market forces can move through you. Draw a circle of salt around you and face south as you make trades from your protective circle. To invoke a good rate of return set out a small bone china finger bowl of honied goat tallow as an offering to the spirits of past Fed chairmen. Just don’t leave it out after market closes or it will attract gremlins! If you can, trade on the shore, at a cliffside, near a seismic Faultline, or anywhere else rival elements meet. These are places of power, and they will make your stocks powerful too.

If you follow these steps carefully it will be impossible for you to avoid ascension, happy trading.