Powerful Trading Magiks

[Sage No.16598705]

Hello Biz, today I’d like to share some of my best trading strategies. You can turn as little as one dollar into a valuable portfolio by summoning powerful stock trading energies with this simple ritual.

Start by lighting incense. Sandalwood or myrrh are best for stabilizing a bearish stock, but nag champa can work in a pinch as well. Dress in flowing raw linens so that market forces can move through you. Draw a circle of salt around you and face south as you make trades from your protective circle. To invoke a good rate of return set out a small bone china finger bowl of honied goat tallow as an offering to the spirits of past Fed chairmen. Just don’t leave it out after market closes or it will attract gremlins! If you can, trade on the shore, at a cliffside, near a seismic Faultline, or anywhere else rival elements meet. These are places of power, and they will make your stocks powerful too.

If you follow these steps carefully it will be impossible for you to avoid ascension, happy trading.

[Anonymous No.16599614]

>>16598705
Get ready to PRAISE KEK, anon. New things are coming soon.