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16594281 No.16594281 [Reply] [Original]

How do I tell my parents that I lost the 35k they entrusted to me to invest in crypto because I went all-in on Brapper?

>> No.16594292

>>16594281
larp

>> No.16594293

leave them a note explaining that you didn't pay enough attention in school and that you are sorry for being such a failure, then jump off a bridge

>> No.16594296

Note then rope

>> No.16594316

kys

>> No.16594372

Big if true

>> No.16594457

>>16594281
I think a bigger concern is when they find out that you spend all your free time LARPing on /biz/ about shitcoins you didn't invest in. What are you going to tell them then?

>> No.16594761

>>16594281
Fill any bids you can and get in Universal Protocol immediately. It's the only way you can hope to make your money back.

>> No.16594785

>>16594281

That's a mere 185 dicks you have to suck to get to 35k

>> No.16594793

>>16594785

1 dick every other day: 1 year until you break even. Then at that point you'll have a solid profession too.