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Should I finally join the Masons?
>Over 30
>Little direction in life
>Highly capable and intelligent but lazy and self-sabotaging
>Barely leave the house to socialize (except with wife for dates and her family/friends)
>Depression and anxiety issues
>Nocturnal
>Whole country away from my own family
>Stuck in hedonistic cycle of weed, tv/film, vidya, and coom
>Have bluechip crypto bags
>Work part time as crypto advisor (actually really enjoy this but tough to scale)
>Quit every full-time job I've ever had
Will they help me realize my full potential?
What if I'm unsure about believing in a higher power?

>> No.16581393

>>16581372

>Over thirty
You can't over the age of 25

Enjoy all that wasted potential.

>> No.16581404

Masons and other fraternal orgs are just the adult equivalent of college fraternities where you need to pay hundreds of dollars to make artificial friends.

>> No.16581409

>>16581393
>You can't over the age of 25
Bullshit

>> No.16581514

>>16581372
if you're unsure about believing in a higher power, the masons wont help you find it.

You must learn more.

>> No.16581530

I thought masons approached candidates, not the other way around

>> No.16581542

>>16581530
never.

anyone can join the masons. They dont recruit or market themselves. How do they know when a candidate is ready?

He knocks in the door of the temple.

>> No.16581548

Masons are just old men tired of their boring marriage so they need an excuse to go out and drink on a wednesday

>> No.16581738

>>16581514
>You must learn more.
I've learned a lot but ultimately I'm a materialist, can science and chance be my higher power?

>> No.16581811

>>16581409

It literally says you can't join past the age of 25 you brainlet.

Not that you will ever have the ambition to join anyway... Let alone do a Google search of how to join the masons.

Calling it. You're really sub 100 IQ that just thinks you're smart (for no real reason) and the world passed you by because you didn't give 100%.

>> No.16581812

>>16581548
Can confirm. Hope you like Boomers OP.

T. Literally live across the street from a Mason hall.

>> No.16581824
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16581824

>>16581738
there is no such thing as chance.

You'll find the power eventually, if you keep looking.

>> No.16581856

>>16581811
Shaquille and P. Hall ?

>> No.16581891

>>16581811
Nice larp. But why prevent this man child from joining. They'll gladly take his money.

>> No.16582136

>>16581891
>Implying money is that hard to come by

>> No.16582152

>>16581811
You think I came to /biz/ first? You're fucking terrible at what you're trying to do

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16582180

>>16581811
Demoralization shill

>> No.16582182

>>16581824
Sounds like mumbojumbo
Would an interest in astrology help?
Just trying to figure out how to finish the glass

>> No.16582959

Thanks to those who contributed meaningful information to this thread, the others can suck it.

>> No.16582966

>>16582959
You can join but its prob not what you think


t. joined and was disappointed

>> No.16582989

>>16581811
not true, my friend joined and he's in his 30's.

>> No.16583001

>>16581372
looks like a queer convention

>> No.16583010

>>16582966
What do you think I think it is?
I can tell you what I think it is, a place of structure and tradition where I can learn skills to apply structure to my own life and also have steak dinners

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16583032

>>16581372
>he isn't a Mason

>> No.16583061

>>16583010
Also lots of charity work, which may be spiritually fulfilling

>> No.16583091

>>16581811
the projection kek

>> No.16583693

>>16583010
its more like a lot of incels that want revenge of sorts and then a minority are what you say

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16583729

>>16583010
That's what it is to the useful idiots at the bottom of the pile.
If you're truly evil AND have the intellectual potential to become a skilled occultist, higher members will begin to reveal deeper secrets to you. They will fill your skull with gnostic poison until you're begging for the chance to pledge your soul to Satan (sorry, the 'Angel of Light').

>> No.16583968

>>16581372

redpill me on freemasons

are they really infiltrated by (((them))), satanistic child sacrificing faggots

answers from retards that are in the lower ranks saying >it's just a gentlemen's club don't count, as you are not important and they just leech off of you

>> No.16584053

>>16581372
>Stuck in hedonistic cycle of weed, tv/film, vidya, and coom
>Have bluechip crypto bags

are you me? UPT is bluechip...right?

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16584357

>>16583729
>They will fill your skull with gnostic poison until you're begging for the chance to pledge your soul to Satan
That would be pretty based, not gonna lie
Too bad you're larping
>>16583693
Yeah that's kinda gay
>>16584053
>UPT is bluechip
ngmi