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God, you zany twenty-somethings have no idea what's in store for you, do you? I'm simply ecstatic

>> No.16575769

I don't expect any of you to believe me until December 18th at around 5:45pm GMT+1 (Brussels time) but here we go anyway:

You all know about the Google meet-up in Brussels and most of you probably think its just another "nothing burger".

Well, this burger is actually pretty damn juicy.

Sundar Pichai has recently taken over from Larry and Sergei in all capacities as CEO of Alphabet and he will be departing from San Francisco to Brussels via Heathrow on Tuesday, December 17th.

Let's just say he's taken an interest in Smart Contracts and they're going to be a bigger part of Google's future than you could possibly imagine.

In a nutshell, if you hold more than 500 LINK then you'll be able to comfortably retire this time next week.

More than 1k? Well my friend... welcome to heaven on earth.

God Christ I'm excited for you guys.

>> No.16575781

>>16575769
Isn't it incredible? This rag-tag bunch of quirky misfits have stumbled upon the fountain of perpetual income, so to speak. God, I'm shaking, and to say that I'm thrilled would be an immense understatement

>> No.16575798

>>16575747
Rebbit general.

>> No.16575813

>>16575769
I know this is a larp but my hopium is running so low, that even this fake hit fells good.

>> No.16575816

>>16575769
Just poo'd in brussels loo.

t. Sundar

>> No.16575936

>>16575769
Holy smokes, this week is going to be life changing for most linkies. I’m so happy for all of you

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>>16575747
>twenty-somethings

>> No.16576151

larp I hold like 50 stinkies and have lost so much