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>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>> No.16574471

>>16574456
>Absolutely Winning

>> No.16574491

>>16574456
I actually got super fucking drunk last night. We didn't do a barcade though. Just went over to a buddy's place. My pregnant wife drove me to so I was free to get as drunk as I did.

We started the night with food. My friend grilled up a shit load of food. It was pretty good. My wife made a French silk pie the night before which everyone at the party devoured. Shit was SO delicious.

Also my friend's wife got a new puppy that day and we brought our dog so they could socialize. All in all it was a fun night. I basically just got shit hammered with my friends and played with puppies.

>> No.16574504

>>16574456
unironically sounds fun

>> No.16574506

>>16574491
Nice. Sounds wholesome, anon

>> No.16574525

>>16574456

pretty much the life of a numale i know. he looks just like that pic too, except he has a rounder, fatter face.

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16574882

>>16574491

>> No.16574965

>>16574525
>>16574882
have fun cleaning up your literal bull poo in the midwest cowboy chads. all the girls leave to come into my hip city I bet everyone in your village is on grindr because of this

>> No.16575386

>>16574491
>incels want to take this from us1