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>>16559453
You think that's bad? I'm a tranny

So the Bezo transformation. Neet to Chad. If you aren't lazy you can easily get a girl.

>>16559453
buy some coti, wait for the 100x, buy new head.

>>16559453
>what's left of my existence?

theres nothing left

>>16559478
kek

Never understood why men are ashamed of losing hair. Dht which causes hair loss is the strongest natural androgen. You might as well be ashamed for having a dick

>>16559453
workout and shave head or go for the buff balding hobo look
and be rich

>>16559478
Based 59 percenter

>>16559453
>32 year old boomer
You are unironically a millennial not a boomer dumbass,

>tfw 35 and going grey.

the pain is unbearable lads. i see more greys every time my gf washes my hair and drys it for me. will be a silver fox in a few years. hope i can still get 9/10 gfs in the future. hold me lads

>>16559566
Cope

>>16559577
You have to go back

>>16559478
Lmao kys

>>16559453
stop bitching. Shave your head and grow a beard. You're fine

>>16559594

im greying too, it sucks but you can always dye your hair, at least you have hair.

>>16559691

i do have a nice beard but it means very little unless you have the right features. im ugly so balding only exaggerates my ugly features beard or not.

>>16559595
>>16559601
>obvious newfag

>>16559453
You send me your bitcoins i m a chad alpha male
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>>16559453
t. 33 year old balding boomer

Just own it by shaving your head and don't act insecure about it. Improve what you can, like if you're fat lose some weight.

>>16559453
anon, human life peaks around 16. its been over for a while now.

>>16559722
i know. i was taking the piss out of you you bald cunt haha

Social media ruined human beings, now everybody has to be this jacked alpha predator go getter...that doesnt mean you shouldnt improve urself, but everybody has flaws, even those "have it all" instergram models. For my 30 year old ass, i just workout lightly everyday to not get fat, and try to limit junk food once per week, also tryina stay well groomed and respect my skin, thats all u have to do bro. If u do this u are better then 80 percent of humans

>>16560216

damn man i miss the world before facebook, instagram, snap, all this shit, it's all cancer.

>>16559478

S-stephen?

>>16560216
I'm just 19, but since Summer I've been eating like shit the whole time. Then recently my scalp eczema got bad so I decided to fast for 2 days and cut out all the shit food plus gluten since I hear that might be the cause. Anyway after the fast, the "addiction" for junk food has really gone down. It's like fasting for over a day resets your cravings levels or something.

>>16559453
get a hair transplant with your gains dummy

>Start going to the gym
>Buzz head and keep it buzzed. Don't even let it grow out enough for it to trigger you
>Grow a beard
>Work on developing a nice sense of fashion and buy clothes to compliment your new lean and muscular phsyqiue
>Invest in a good cologne
>Up your personal hygeine

Same age as you are and balding. I was depressed about it for months and now I just dont care. I buzzed it, got in shape, worked on my social skills and Ive never been happier with my body,

Women love a man in shape with a nice beard and a buzzed head. I have no issues getting looks and attention from younger college aged girls to cougars. Women fucking love the buzz cut with a nice body. Wear a good cologne too and youre set. Easiest pussy of your life. Going bald was my blessing in disguise to change my life and learn to appreciate myself.

>>16560445
no, you should be washing your hair with warm water and NO SHAMPOO. Shampoo causes hairloss as it strips your hair with the natural oils causing a greasy scalp. Pores in the scalp get clogged up and the hairfollicals die and causes perminant scarring of the pores leading to no furhter hair growth.

Why do you think neanderhtals and early homosapians had norwood 0 hairlines? because their hair had a natural sebum balance.

Ive noticed my own rehair growth on the hairline, the whole thing now has tiny new baby hairs growing (although im not balding to begin with its a preventative measure for me)

Is that you Alex

>>16560338
it is cancer, but normies are so addicted to it, they will never revert to old world, when i use public transportation and see some person mindlessly scrolling thru his facebook feed, i legit want to kick him in the face, i got rid of all social media half a year ago and never felt better, have more time to hang out on best social platform 4channel lol.
>>16560445
fast food addiction is so real, like when i dont eat some shitty burgers or pizzas for two weeks i get intense cravings, idk what they put in it thats so addicting, tho it is possible to get clean, like with alcohol, you just have to be patient for 2 months or so and then it goes away, but can be so easy to slip back in since its everywhere. anyway food is so shit these days i sometime try to buy something new, the package looks nice and errrthing but the taste is disgusting and i can feel the chemicals, prices are insane, i feel like you need to make everything from scratch to get a chance at somewhat decent meal. ages ago even ready microwave meals were alright....sad

>>16559613
there's a 44% chance they will :>)

>>16559478
M...mom?

>>16559594
Grey hair is hot. Bald is not, except for a small percentage of guys (and they'd look better with hair).

>>16559478
Based and tranny pilled

Have some hair grow product, Anon. Or some people are looking attractive bold. Consult with expert.

>>16560655
Checked, I keep shampoo to a minimal. Washing with cold water seems better. At least for me it did when during Summer I almost only used cold water. Now during winter I need warm water. I bought a shampoo that doesn't strip away all the oil. If I keep my hair short, there's no need for shampoo much, but with longer hair I need to properly clean my scalp cuz of eczema. But idk actually much since I've recently gone gluten free, cut my hair short, put treatment on scalp and now it's basically gone away. I'll see how it goes.

>>16559453
You could watch this video with an open mind, it's only about 7 minutes long and could change your perspective on life forever.

https://youtu.be/WDEBz25lGdY

>>16559487
>Bezo
>Neet
He was never a fucking neet, he was already making 6 figures before he founded Amazon.

Mate I'm 24 and my hair is already thinning.

>>16559453
>>16559722
Stop coping about losing your hair, go to the gym and get jacked. A lot of women don't actually care about that kind of shit.

>>16560338
2000 internet was the golden era. 2.0 social media cancer killed it

>>16559487
How come you failed to become a chad?

>>16560216
It's the 'fear of missing out' and also seeing only the curated perfect form of life. It's easy to not realize others have had their own troubles (or will), and to forget what to be grateful for. I avoid it like the plague because it won't do me any good.

>>16561980
It was wild west and obscure as fuck until about 2004. Then it was more mainstream but still had the feeling of being wild and uncurated to about 2007/2008 (Smartphones). Then 2012-ish was when it fell into the huge decline (everyone has smartphones and facebook et al is normal/mainstream as hell).

>>16560667
I'd say never say never but tiktok is now +1 billion users. I don't think you can put it back in pandora's box. Only somethign else will replace it the way the internet/computers replaced the TV. And that is invariably going to be VR. You think people are addicted to their smartphones? VR is going to be a whole nother level.

>>16559577
the newfag influx is real

>>16559453
none of that shit matters. what matters is making money. your poverty ass is whats the nail in the coffin

>>16559453
Damn I’m 42 and not even turning grey yet.

Just create a few multi-billion dollar businesses

>>16559453
Just shave the whole thing fuck it Bezos is bald