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16551037 No.16551037 [Reply] [Original]

What should I invest in?

>> No.16551054

A wheelchair when you get out

>> No.16551058

>>16551037
Link. But once you're done with basic/ait the army is more like a normal job than you think anon. You'll be able to invest, it's not prison

>> No.16551064

>>16551037
New knees hahahahaha

>> No.16551142

>>16551058
Thanks anon, I will do the needful. Infantryman OSUT is so long though
>>16551064
I plan on logging every medical inconvenience so when I get out I can NEET it off disability/GI Bill

>> No.16551209

Halp biz bros

>> No.16551239
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>>16551037
BTC/ETH/LINK are the bluechips. DYOR. Just make sure you have access to your crypto when the bullrun happens. You don't wanna hodl back down to the bottom.

>> No.16551338

Kneepads

>> No.16551402

>>16551037
Enjoy getting headshots for jewish interests

>> No.16551497

>>16551402
Pussy

>> No.16551519

Your TSP

>> No.16551688

>>16551239
Link isn’t blue chip yet, it’s more in stalwart territory

>> No.16551765

Nothing, you'll be dead anyway.
Buy BTC so you'll reduce the supply when your private keys will be lost forever.

>> No.16551790

>>16551142
It sucks dick I ways you can't understand right now but it's worth it. Congrats kid

>> No.16551872

>>16551037
Rope

>> No.16551960

>>16551037
Ur funeral

>> No.16552235
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>>16551037
Life insurance so your family can profit when Israel kills you in a false-flag attack.

>> No.16552242

>>16551037
Good luck anon

>> No.16552313

>>16551037
Invest time in researching ways to decompress when youre done your term and ward off the effects of PTSD.

And get some Chainlink.

>> No.16552324
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>>16551497
Good goy fight for your (((country)))

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>>16551037
You have invested wisely my fren.
>pic related

>> No.16552877

>>16551037
GW501516 so you can blow through basic

>> No.16552888

>>16551519
This. Just lifecycle and chill

>> No.16552914

>>16551142
Why didn’t you pick an MOS that gives you a clearance so you could make 120k filing fucking papers when you get out? Sad.

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>>16552877
Based and cancerpilled.

>> No.16552974

>>16552877
>>16552925
Would this really improve my stamina/mile time? When should I take it? How long does it take to kick in?

>> No.16553006

I hope you get an IED directly in your asshole, imperialist scum.

>> No.16553159

>>16552974
You’ll be fine, just don’t get injured running. The PT standards are not worth using sarms for lel

>> No.16553866

I have a 100% 3500/month through VA and im set to get $1400-$2000 per month more because I lied about being depressed and suicidal.

You actually have to ACT crazy though. Like shit your pants and have suicide attempts

Gl OP its all about percentages nigga

>t. Army Medic who lied because the Army uses Web MD to diagnose after you describe symptoms

>> No.16553888

>>16553866
All 68W are faggots. There was a guy in my platoon that sucked a dick to avoid deploying, right before they repealed DADT.

>> No.16554147

>>16551037
Bitcoin, everything else people will never use it in real life.

And don't forget to put all the funds in a wallet not an exchange. And give the seed and instructions to someone of your family in case something happens.

>> No.16554171

NASDAQ , S&P, something with compound interest.

>> No.16554172

>>16553888
Thats nice have fun at work tomorrow

Was only in for 14 months and still got the GI Bill and even more shit than regular fags

Government has money fuck them

>> No.16554184

Didnt take long to realize following orders is retarded