>Pretend one of my relatives dies whenever I want to give myself a vacation >Ran out of grandparents last year >2 uncles have died this year >Currently pretending my step aunt died What do I do once I run out of relatives?

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Anonymous Fri Dec 13 13:00:15 2019 No.16550967 [Reply] [Original]

>Pretend one of my relatives dies whenever I want to give myself a vacation
>Ran out of grandparents last year
>2 uncles have died this year
>Currently pretending my step aunt died
What do I do once I run out of relatives?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 13:01:27 2019 No.16550982 They caught on a long time ago. They just don't want you around.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 13:01:38 2019 No.16550986 >>16550967 easy, just get a new job. this way you can start all over again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 13:10:07 2019 No.16551045 >>16550967 the absolute state of BSV holders...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 13:12:08 2019 No.16551065 >>16550967 just pretend to kill yourself. maybe even dont pretend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 13:13:32 2019 No.16551073 >>16550982 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:57:16 2019 No.16552381 >>16550967 Change job and repeat the process

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:59:21 2019 No.16552403 Kek what do you do when they ask for proof?

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 16:01:06 2019 No.16552419

>>16552403
lmfao in the real world with actual non minicuck jobs people don't ask for "proof" a relative died, maybe at mcwagies. Tf kind of question is that, prove someone died to get a few days off? what do you want? a fucking selfie with the deceased @ the coffin? A death certificate? lmao

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