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Anonymous Fri, Dec 13, 2019 10:57:08 No.16550016 [Reply] [Original]

Im going to prison for 7 hours, what do /biz/?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 13, 2019 10:59:10 No.16550028 >>16550016 buy high and sell low while you still can

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 13, 2019 10:59:30 No.16550029 >>16550016 Fap so you don’t get tempted.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 13, 2019 10:59:55 No.16550031 >>16550016 Stick your finger up your ass, then pull it out and smell it

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 13, 2019 11:00:41 No.16550039 Just take a nap I guess. I went to jail for 4 days and slept almost the entire time. Slept and ate. If I had a laptop with Internet it would have been NEET paradise.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 13, 2019 11:01:07 No.16550046 File: 70 KB, 740x696, 1561768283410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] halp im going to time out for 7 minutes

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 13, 2019 11:04:56 No.16550075 File: 118 KB, 396x385, 53335011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should i join a gang?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 13, 2019 11:08:44 No.16550092 >>16550046 7 second jail time, anybody been inside a jail for 7 sec?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 13, 2019 11:10:58 No.16550105 >>16550092 That was my first sentence. im a repeat offender now, so they bumped it up

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 13, 2019 11:11:52 No.16550120 >>16550016 Here’s what I did. I stuck a game boy advanced sp, limited edition pikachu of course, up my asshole and played the shit out of Pokémon for my 7 hours. Don’t try with a game boy color you’re asshole will regret it later with the dilation.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 13, 2019 11:15:41 No.16550148 >>16550016 You fucked op