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>When is the last time you had sex?

1 year for me, longest period for me since i began

I lost all my money on bitmex

>> No.16548142

>>16548135
i dont even remember, male menopause is great

>> No.16548163

>>16548135
5 days. Long distance relationship, and gf had to travel back to work. Gonna smash again next week tho. She even lets me smell and lick her asshole, while she gives me a footjob till i coom.

>> No.16548176

>>16548135
2 weeks and I'm in a relationship..

>> No.16548184

>>16548142
Sounds awful, why live

>>16548163
Nice

>>16548176
Thats never good, happened to me once and she was cheating

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>>16548135
last weekend...she's coming over tonight or tomorrow, but she's on her period so I'll get a blowhandjob and she'll probably cook dirty rice or hamburger helper too ...probably watch a movie on the couch with her too. When we get up in the morning we'll take a brisk long walk with my dogs and when we get back she'll probably take a long shower with me and the dogs, she loves washing my Yorkies.
Predictable but oh so comfy.

>> No.16548220

>>16548176
>>16548184
Happened in my last relationship, but wasnt cheating. She just got lazier and fatter by the day. When i met her she was 50kg, and when i left her she was 74kg. Fucking shit guy watch out for these women

>> No.16548222

25 years

>> No.16548249

>>16548222
Are you 25 years old anon?

>> No.16548261

>>16548135
17 years ago

>> No.16548262

>>16548135
One year for me as well. It was with a chubby tinder girl, wish I would have just kept my virginity.

>> No.16548312

never

>> No.16548327

sex every other weekend is the way to go.

>> No.16548334

>>16548135
Never Im touchless 32yo virgin

>> No.16548338

>>16548334
I would kill myself to be hones. What do your parents say about it?

>> No.16548340

>>16548135
The last time I had PiV sex and came was April 2018. I have hooked with a few girls since then. The last girl I kissed was May of this year, I picked her up at a bar but she didn't want to fuck so we just fooled around. I am lonely bros

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16548553

>>16548340
Same, feels bad, and not having money left means i can't even get a gf cause dating is expensive

>> No.16548584

>>16548334
same, sad part is, there were 5 girls that wanted to meet up in the last year or so

>> No.16548599

>>16548584
What are you waiting for,, wtf

>> No.16548624

>>16548135
Who are you quoting?

>> No.16548631

>>16548135

May 2016.

>> No.16548654

Never but it honestly doesn't bother me which makes me think I'm gay or something

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16548655

>>16548135
I think it was January 2015.

>> No.16548672

>>16548135
Last time my penis was inside a women was 28 years ago. When I was born.

>> No.16548677

>>16548135
20 mins ago

>> No.16548684

14 years ago

>> No.16548699

25 year old permavirgin
I've given up

>> No.16548720

>>16548699
Just get a fat girlfriend. Easy

>> No.16548731

>>16548699
Same, except I never tried in the first place. I intend to become a legitimate wizard.

>> No.16549392

Last night. I've been on a roll with Hinge. Far superior to Tinder imo

>> No.16549443

7 years

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16549462

>>16548720
this

dated a girl for 8 months recently, she has a pretty face and shes not a complete retard

but she is fat.. i go to the gym every day and i tried so many times to suggest she comes with me
phrased it as an activity we can do together and spend more time together... she never went once
had to break up with her, such a shame.

>> No.16549475

>>16548338
>What do your parents say about it?
they ask if Im gay but I say I am not (Im not homosex)
>>16548584
never even talked to a gril
dont know how any of this works