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>have over $350k USD in savings/crypto but dick was circumcised at birth
I'd give every dime to be intact again

>> No.16540083

Can't you buy stem cell injections?

>> No.16540091

whats wrong with a circumcised dick? dont women love it?

>> No.16540098

>>16540091
OP goes to /pol/ or /r9k/ and was brainwashed by "foreskin restoration" marketers into thinking he needs to get his foreskin back.

>> No.16540107

>>16540098
Jesus /pol is trash

>> No.16540109

>>16539101
I would be fucking pissed if someone did that to me. I would never forgive. It is one of the most most sinister thing I know

>> No.16540166

Oh my fucking God stop buying into the foreskin memes. I have a twin brother, he is circumcised, I am not. (Medical reasons) I don't see that he enjoys sex any less than I do. But you know what he doesn't have to deal with?

-Infections
-Smelly dick
-Painfully sensitive dick post orgasm
-Being a two pump chump

When we were teenagers he'd fucking wank 3 times a day, If he really didn't feel as much, I doubt he'd do it as much as he did. It's all a meme, circumcision shouldn't be done unless necessary but it's far from the end of the world for fucks sake.

>> No.16540185

>>16540166
>-Infections
>-Smelly dick
>-Painfully sensitive dick post orgasm
>-Being a two pump chump
Ask me how I know you are lying about having a foreskin and lying about the symptoms you experience by having it

>> No.16540203

I'm glad im circumcised
that horse dick shit is weird

>> No.16540232

>>16540185
>infections
Why do you think woman get monthly yest infections?
>smelly dick
Why do you think pussy smells at it's best musty and at its worst like poop?

>> No.16540251

Lmao Americans coping ITT. Have fun with your lotion and sore sugar walls.

>>16540166
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>> No.16540267

>>16539101
The best we can do is to not circumcise the dicks of our sons.

>> No.16540300

I had it done when I was little for medical reasons.

I can fuck for ages and have to make the decision to cum when I feel the time is right. I would never be able to prematurely ejaculate. But I do wonder how much better it'd feel if it were different. When I've had a drink my dick might as well be a dildo. I think because there's less feeling in the penis it becomes more visual too, like I think I'd have trouble cumming using a glory hole.

But yeah, I've never had an infection or a smelly dick so it must work.

>> No.16540350

>>16540091
>>16540098
>>16540107
>>16540166
>>16540203

classic cutlet cope. jews stole the most exquisitely erogenous piece of your body from you, charged your parents for the privelege, and turned it into antiaging cream for rich old cunts to smear onto their crinkly foreheads (and charged them handsomely too of course). And you're thankful for it.

>> No.16540364

>>16540350
This. What a bunch of coping faggots.

>> No.16540442

>>16539101
pee pee poo poo

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>>16540091
>I care about what women think and not that my dick is mutilated for no reason

>> No.16540483

The best part of being uncut is that I could choose to get cut whenever I want whereas cutfags will NEVER get their foreskin back

>> No.16540509

itt mutilated faggots coping because they got jew'd

>> No.16540579
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16540579

Reminder to all the burgers who got jewed from birth, that you can sue the doctor and the hospital. Doctors have to make the facts absolutely clear to the parents before they go ahead and do a surgery. If the doc didnt tell anything about losing the most sensitive part of your penis, then you have a right to sue, especially when your mother was probably under the influence of various pain medications. I'm so fucken glad I'm not a burger. Imagine being fat, ugly and a cutlet all because of jewish propaganda.

>> No.16540975

>>16540579
The best thing about the hospital system these days is autocoding of certain procedures based on whether other procedures are happening or not. If the system sees that someone is giving birth to a baby boy, it will literally add 'circumcision' to the hospital work order automatically. And although the doctors still have to ask before they do it, since the mom and dad will both be sleep deprived/jacked up on meds/not prepared to answer question (like you mentioned), it tends to just end up happening because their decisionmaking abilities are compromised. There's tons of parents who tell this story, that the nurse just came in and said "hey, we're circumcising your kid now," and since the parents hadn't thought about it beforehand at all, they just figured that was a thing 'that happens' when kids are born and let the nurse take the kid away.

As a parent in america, you literally have to study up beforehand and DEMAND that your 3-day-old child's penis NOT be chopped off in order for it not to happen. Think how fucked that is.

>> No.16540999

>>16540350
And what exactly can we do about it besides cope and not do it to our sons?

>> No.16541064

>>16540483
unironically this. it just feels so good to be intact and in control over your body. I feel with cutlets. it must be horrible.

>> No.16541073

>>16540999
nothing, but there is a difference between coming-to-terms cope ("I can't do anything about it, so I guess I'll move on with my life and be ok with the dick I have") and weaponized cope ("haha anteater dick, I'm glad I was cut, I last forever in bed, chicks love it" etc).

>> No.16541442

>>16540999
r/foreskin_restoration

You can slowly grow it back by tugging at the scar line. I have enough slack now to cover my glans when soft and the sensitivity after your glans dekaritinizes a bit is a world of difference. I can finally cum from blow jobs, never have to worry about losing feeling while being inside of my gf, jerking off is amazing due to the extra slack skin. Once I started seeing the benefits I can’t imagine going back. I would fight to the death to keep this level of sensitivity and pleasure knowing what I know now.

>> No.16541502

>>16540166
20,000 nerve endings is a meme? In comparison the clit has 6,000 and genitial mutilation of that is considered a terrible crime. Why don’t people care about male genital mutilation? Could it be that you people are slaves of Jews and your circumsision is the mark of your slavers? That all the pro circumsision propaganda is all pushed by Jews?

>> No.16541604

>>16541442
How long did it take you, anon? What methods and devices did you use? I've been making decent progress with the DTR for the past four months. Had slow progress with manual methods for months before that.

>> No.16541643

>>16541502
what's more, female circumcision runs the gamut from a ritual pinprick to total infibulation. But the practice is universally decried as a human rights violation regardless how invasive any particular case is.

Meanwhile, pretty much all male circumcisions by definition necessitate significant permanent removal of tissue (the foreskin), which is vastly more invasive, painful, and debilitating than a tiny notch or pinprick. Yet it's considered 'totally fine and normal' and men get called out as chauvanists and misogynists when they point this out. ALL male circumcisions are more invasive than SOME female circumcisions are. Yet ALL female circumcisions are treated as infinitely worse than ALL male circumcisions are.

There should be universal outrage that anyone is applying knives, needles, sharp rocks, whatever to ANY child's genitals, male or female, for any non-medically-necessary reason. And the only medically necessary reason for males is in case of extreme (and I mean EXTREME) paraphimosis, and maybe a handful of other very rare deformities with a rate of occurrence less than 1 in 100,000.

>> No.16541702

>>16541073
i cope by realizing i never knew what it was like to have foreskin so i dont know what I'm missing out on. still feels bad

>> No.16541708 [DELETED] 

>>16541643
Join now and thank me later

https://imgur.com/2I5ZRIq

>> No.16541811

>>16540300
Circumcised men suffer from premature ejaculation at higher rates than intact men. Nice cope though.

>> No.16542942

I sincerely feel bad for anons who got mutilated after moments of being born. Literally mutilated without your consent. How this degenaracy is not decried in society is above me.

>> No.16543218

Foreskin is fucking disgusting. There's a reason why all male pornstars are circumcised. Nobody wants to see that shit. Every chick I've been with has expressed how nice it is to be with someone who is cut. They absolutely fucking hate foreskin, and the thought of it being anywhere near their mouth makes them sick. Get outta here with your gross stinky dicks.

>> No.16543240

>>16543218
Do female mutts really talk about their exes' cocks with their current partners?

>> No.16543259

>>16539101
Don't worry, I sell you my foreskin for $350k USD.
Deal?

>> No.16543264

>>16543240
Of course they do. All women are whores and they have no filter.