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[Anonymous No.16527820]

>called in sick to work
>not actually sick

[Anonymous No.16527832]

>>16527820
> Fudded Kleros whenever I saw a thread
> Actually a huge holder

[Anonymous No.16527851]

>Take the day off sick
>Never show up again
I did this

[Anonymous No.16527867]

>take day off
>kill self

[Anonymous No.16527889]

>usually in bed by 10pm
>11:47pm

[Anonymous No.16527916]

>>16527820
enjoy wasting 8 hours of vacation time

[Anonymous No.16527921]

>>16527916

Im taking it unpaid

[Anonymous No.16527923]

>called in sick to work
>I'm not actually employed there

[Anonymous No.16527924]

>>16527851
>take a 1 week vacation
>dont show up for like 2 months and ghost my employer
>swagger into the office one day and ask for my check
>where have you been anon? We've gotten so far behind, Stacy has been overwhelmed... ect.
>tell them I had better things to do and ask for my check
>they give it to me and I walk off into the sunset.

[Anonymous No.16527925]

>>16527916
Lmao. Americans are such cucks

[Anonymous No.16527927]

>>16527924

based

[Anonymous No.16527966]

>>16527924
Based. I believe it

[Anonymous No.16527972]

>>16527916
> imagine needing to deduct sick days from vacation days
American wageslaves are bottom tier, aren’t they

[Anonymous No.16528119]

Wait hold up, Americans don’t get paid sick leave?! Lmaaaaao

[Anonymous No.16528143]

>>16527924
True chad right here

[Anonymous No.16528149]

>>16528119

We used to, but then plutocratic vermin took over, and sick pay was one of the many things eliminated from benefits. Hell, most non-administrative works pretty much pay for their own benefits out of their own pay these days.

[Anonymous No.16528152]

>>16527820
next time tell them your dog was urinating blood and you had to get her to the vet. urinating blood is caused by kidney stones. don't worry if you don't have a dog.

i've used this excuse on several different jobs and they didn't even question me about it when i went back to wagieworld.

[Anonymous No.16529144]

>>16527820
sorry I'm too high

[Anonymous No.16529182]

>didn't go to work today
>didn't go yesterday either and won't go tomorrow
>tfw neet masterrace

[Anonymous No.16529648]

>ask for week off
>they say no
>resign right there and refuse to negotiate
>started a chain of resignations

[Anonymous No.16529978]

>>16527820
I create thread larps on losing money in Chainlink
> have never owned chainlink

[Anonymous No.16529987]

>>16527820
>wakes up early for work
>to get high before work

[Anonymous No.16530015]

>>16529987
If you go to the interview high and go in every day high they can't tell the difference

[Anonymous No.16530658]

D E V I L I S H

[Anonymous No.16530850]

>>16527972
I am one , yes ... sadly we are. We are the groveling slaves that murdered and nearly extinguished an entire race of people and their wildlife when we infected this land with our evil ways.

[Anonymous No.16530883]

>>16530850
America treated Native Americans like savages (and still does), nearly wipe them out, and stole all of their land. Then, we enslaved nuggets and did horrible, unspeakable things to them.

I’m just saying bro, America is a lot worse than just “not getting vacation days or whatever “

[Anonymous No.16530890]

>>16527924
Red pilled

[Anonymous No.16530919]

>>16527924
absolute based

[Anonymous No.16531859]

>take day off
>anxiety kicks in
>feet start sweating
>keep thinking about work
>don't have fun

[Anonymous No.16531877]

>>16530015
They can tell

[Anonymous No.16531886]

>>16531859
Use your wet feet to glide around the house spreading nervous farts around your perimeter.
That way other animals will know you’re a nervous wreck and to not attack.

[Anonymous No.16531912]

>>16527832
Your fud must have been weak you little fucking faggot because the price didn't budge bitch.

[Anonymous No.16532082]

>>16530883
The was over a hundred years ago and everyone involved is dead idiot