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16519997 No.16519997 [Reply] [Original]

What pornstars are you going to bang when your preferred shitcoin moons? For me, it'll be alura Jenson and then Mia khalifa.

Call me a pleb I don't care.

>> No.16520042

>>16519997
Pleb

>> No.16520045

>>16519997
>fucking pornstars
You are disgusting

>> No.16520053

>Alura Jenson
based

>> No.16520062

>>16519997
No, you're not. Even if you do schedule a session with them, you're going to be so nervous that you're unable to get an erection and you're going to remember it as one of the most embarrasing moments of your life.

>> No.16520065

>>16519997
Elena Koshka and Veronica Avluv for the milf fantasy

>> No.16520076

>>16519997
>pornstars
nah that's gay bruh
they had sex with thousands of dudes

now what I will do
is commission so much fucking 2d porn that I will be crowned the king patron of lewds, for all eternity. Incels will coom to my commissions for decade- no, centuries, to come. Remember kids, style > realism, what I'll commission will be eternal. I will coom myself to death.

>> No.16520173

>>16520076
Why not instead go down in history as the man who defeated the coomers?

>> No.16520197

>>16519997
Mia Malkova and Jessa Rhodes at the same time. Plus going to film it.

>> No.16520296

>>16520076
Make sure you commission lots of futa porn

>> No.16520343
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>>16519997
guess I need to find a way to make anime real at first

>> No.16520374

Andi James and Britt James at the same time, Andi is Britts mother no joke. Also Penny Pax

>> No.16520399

>>16520076
Doing the lord's work, I see

>> No.16520445
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16520445

get harem

>> No.16520481

>>16520173
The coomer meme has genuinely reinvigorated me. We typically laugh at problems, to accept them, and eventually perhaps fix them. Therefore, the global 4chan consensus is already dealing with the "problem".

You see my intentions are 2 fold, first I would like an effectively infinite amount of fapping material that suits ME. 2nd, is shaping our society, ideally for the better. When every man cooms to beautiful 2d women (commissioned by anon), 3d women will have to adapt and improve. This will immensely improve society. And trust me, I may have been cooming for decades, I am intimately familiar with the slippery slope into obscure and ultimately destructive fetishes, the material I shall commission will inspire nothing less than a unanimous reaction of "I see you're a man of culture as well" from the respectable citizens of 4chan. This goes back to the 1st point, again, I'm well aware of cancerous cooming practices, so I have guided my dick for years, into what I'd consider the be a very healthy direction. Therefore, both points, shall strengthen each other.

>> No.16520918

>>16520076
I'll remember this and be looking for you. I'm working to be the most based hentai artist there is

>> No.16520933

>>16519997
Aria Giovanni

>> No.16521007

Gianna Dior. Jaye summers. Eliza Ibarra. I could go on. I’ll fuck one hopefully just to say I did. Caring about who a chick has fucked is low test.

>> No.16521143

>>16519997
I also watch dudes fuck girls I've developed an attachment to because the only thing my oxytocin has to bond with after I cum is some fucked up chimera of a girl + computer.

This is unironically why sexbots will be such a hit, because coomers are already literally pair bonded with computers displaying women's faces/bodies/voices.
How much more will they love computers with all those attributes.

Coomers aren't safe on dotr

>> No.16521158

>>16520445
h-h-here I go...

>> No.16521198
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>>16521158

>> No.16521209

>>16520045
this

OP there are plenty of women who are just as attractive who aren’t complete whores

>> No.16521216

>>16519997
Sara Jay.

>> No.16521223

>>16520173
Because non-coomers are high horse worthless faggots that derive their self worth from abstaining from masturbation

>> No.16521232

>>16520445
Roll

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>>16519997
No, I'll get a harem of 18 year old sugar babies.

>> No.16521237

>>16520076
Absolutely based and coompilled

>> No.16521241

>>16521232
gross

>> No.16521254

>>16521241
maybe 2 just mean you get 2 of them

>> No.16521256

>>16520445
based

>> No.16521261

>>16520445
Roll

>> No.16521270

>>16519997
theluxurycompanion.com has most of the pornstars doing Escorts on side.

Rates usually start at $1k to $2.5k an hour. You don't even have to make it.

>> No.16521272

>>16519997
Bailey Jay, Natalie Mars, Ella Hollywood
Riley Reid

>> No.16521280

>>16521272
All of them have a penis...

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16521291

>>16521261

>> No.16521309

>>16519997
That pic is so cringe

>> No.16521320

>>16520445
roll

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16521325

>>16521320

>> No.16521350

>>16520076
why not just go to school and get a quality art education? or use your time as a neet to do so? i suppose these arent mutually exclusive, just a thought because making something yourself might be more fulfilling.

>> No.16521369

Mia is the muslim fantasy girl of the modern cuck. I wouldnt shit on her for money.

>> No.16521377

>>16521325
nice

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>>16521377

>> No.16521425

>>16521272
based
are ella and riley also tgrills?

>> No.16521433

>>16519997
ewww
i will just keep it sterile and fuck real dolls

>> No.16521435

>>16519997
>Mia khalifa
Based and poopilled

>> No.16521440

>>16520445
Hopefully 4.

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>>16521440
4 is good

>> No.16521450

>>16520445
ROLL

>> No.16521451

>>16521440
Eh... 0 is alright, second best i suppose.

>> No.16521472

>>16520445
8

>> No.16521483

>>16521143
projection

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16521494

>>16521450
>>16521451

>> No.16521502 [DELETED] 

>>16519997
why the fuck would you want to fuck a pornstar? You could literally walk to any chick on the street and pay to fuck her and you choose pornstars!?
What is wrong with you?

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>>16521472

>> No.16522310
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16522310

>>16519997
Sara Jay

>> No.16522324

ALGO is going to get me Brandi Love or Lisa Ann.

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16522326

which one's haven't been on blacked? I'll have one of those...

>> No.16522345

>>16520445
Yos

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16522350

>>16522324

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16522485

shes so perfect bros

>> No.16522552

>>16521209
this guy gets it

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16522916

>>16519997
I'm not planning on banging anyone who's worked in the pornography industry because they are diseased -- physically, mentally & spiritually -- so, instead, I shall be importing virgins of legal age from disadvantaged areas
>really hoping for one with tits like lucie wilde or p-chan (pictured) however.

>> No.16522991

Naomi swann, kortney kane, elsa jean and nicole aniston. All foot related

>> No.16523017

>>16519997
I'm going to buy a virginal Japanese girl from a backwater hick town in hokkaido

>> No.16523058

>>16520445
ROLLER

>> No.16523133

>>16520445
I'm sorry but these girls look underage. what is wrong with you?

>> No.16523158

>>16522310
you have terrible taste bro

>> No.16523457

>>16520445
roll

>> No.16523471

>>16523457
and got mutted. fuck.

>> No.16523488

>>16519997
Sharon Lee

>> No.16523505

>>16519997
ok coomer

sage

>> No.16523508

>>16520076
Faggot

>> No.16523517

Natalie Mars

>> No.16523524

>>16523505
This. Coomers btfo

>> No.16523528

>>16519997
im going to date taylor swift

>> No.16523576

>>16520445
roll

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16523586

>>16519997
cant decide tb.h. Lisa ann, angelina valentine, valentina nappi, noelle easton, sara jay (something about the used up milf look is hot), gianna michaels, reily reid, mandy muse, sheena shaw, and a couple dozen I probably forgot.

I'd just want them as a cum dumpster so if they tried to talk to me, I'd slap them and tell them to shut up. Pic related. Dont worry, it's just milk

>> No.16523600

>>16521209
>who aren’t complete whores
look at stats. Basically 100% of women are whores. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you can accept the reality women are just cum dumpsters, not "companions".

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16523631

>This entire thread
I’m going to find a beautiful woman that holds the same value as myself for a life partner not some prostitute.

>> No.16523653

>>16520445
Roll. Hoping for 1, 0, 4, or 8.
1 > 0 > 4 > 8 > pass on the rest.

>> No.16523661

>>16521232
Lol that response >>16521241 you got on of the worst ones

>> No.16523753

>>16519997
Level 1 make it: pay the slag I regularly bang the extra $150 she charges for bareback.
Level 2 make it: Jillian Foxxx and Charity Bangs. Also with whatever they charge for the bareback upgrade.
Level 3, Tres Comas edition: get creampied by Venus Lux, Jessy Dubai, and CC Santini while I creampie Kimber James' fauxgina.

>> No.16523850

>>16519997
Soya Suicide, Tweetney, Mary Jane Wilde, April Rose, Cutiepii33Quinn

>> No.16523859

Anyone knows any pornstars with inside out anuses?

>> No.16523871

>>16523158
No he doesn't BRO.
>>16521216

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16523877

OP here. Just got back from the gym.

Just fucking lol at all the self righteous projecting faggots ITT. Seriously all of you kill yourself. Imagine having millions and choosing to marry some women who cheats with the cleaner, and has 2 kids that aren't yours (but she's traditional brehs!) When you could be blasting steroids, doing cocaine and fucking the hottest sluts on earth, something millions of men dream of doing.

It doesn't matter if any of you meets make it. You won't live if you do.


Call me a coomer all you want, but at least I'm honest with what I want.

>> No.16523901

Ones I have always wanted to...

Janet Mason
Hot Wife Rio
Zoey Andrews
Veronica Avluv
Della Dane

They all escort and they all supposed to be tons of fun

>> No.16523929

>>16519997

Just FYI Mia is a complete bitch and is hated by everyone in the porn world.

>> No.16523961

>>16523929
I still want to play with her fake titties and cum on her face. £40k should be enough.

>> No.16524330

I ain't banging anyone. I'm dieing a giga wizard

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16524444

>>16521223
>t. coomer slave

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>>16519997
?

why is this one of your priorities after making it? even buying a expensive car is less retarded because at least it's sort of an investment and can have utility

even if your shitcoins do moon, you are absolutely fucking retarded for even considering blowing tens of thousands of dollars for COOMING with 2 women when even just that amount of money could probably get you a fuckton of pussy somewhere else

I don't know what the fuck you're even thinking, you probably aren't you fucking coombrain, also sorry to burst your bubble but afaik Mia Khalifa retired a while ago after getting hardfucked by 2 niggers

>> No.16524843

>>16520076
Incredibly based