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>work in small shop, only employee
>boss comes in, goes to use the bathroom
>comes upstairs
>"anon, do you lift the seat when you piss? Cause it smells like piss down there, and ot couldn't have been me. I sit when I pee, I have trouble
>"uhhh idk, it hasn't been cleaned in a while. Maybe it splashes sometimes. Sorry?"
What a fucking ride

>> No.16499755

The toilet at my office doesn't flush well, so sometimes you have to flush twice. I didn't know that though for the first couple months, so I had to have a talk with my boss about how he was tired of finding my shit in the toilet still when he came in after me.

>> No.16499764

>>16499755
That has to be a form of harassment

>> No.16499769
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>>16499755

>Taking a shit anywhere outside of your private quarters and not showering immediately after

Yikes, what's it like walking around all day with a greasy asshole smeared in residue of shit and perspiration?

How many pairs of underwear do you go through in a month?

Why are Mutt*oids this filthy?

>> No.16499775

>>16499769
not that much trouble if you shave your ass...

>> No.16499796

>>16499775

That's not an answer. Because wiping alone will NEVER remove all of the fecal residue and pellets.

Furthermore, the sphinter takes a few minutes to fully seal up after a movement, so your wiping efforts are in vain because a few minutes after it's pushed out a few more pellets of feces that are now being smeared against your ass cheeks.

EVERY person at work that I know is a public toilet shitter I avoid any sort of contact with because I know that they are absolutely filthy. There's no way to be clean when taking a shit in the middle of the day on a public toilet.

>> No.16499801

>>16499755
>wearing pants
never gone make it

>> No.16499892

>>16499769
>>16499796
Those are only issues if you're a fucking ladass. Lose weight fatty.

>> No.16499913

>>16499769
loose weight and L2 wipe your ass,

>> No.16499926

>>16499796
there's a bidet where I work, now stfu boomer

>> No.16499979

clensing wipes anyone?

>> No.16499998

>>16499979
You can't flush them. And leaving poop covered paper in a waste basket is literally pajeet tier

>> No.16500009

>>16499998
>hasn't heard of flushable wipes
the absolute state of europoors

>> No.16500038

>>16499998
This. They fuck up plumbing and the sewage system, but it's a small price to pay for a clean asshole.

>> No.16500068

>>16499796
wet wipes fren

>> No.16500604

>>16499769
It’s called a clean pinch fat fuckz. Eat better, and maybe your shits will be normal.

Also baby wipes.

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>>16499674
>Not me boss I piss in the sink

>> No.16501018

>>16500604
>Also baby wipes.

Does not solve the problem due to:>>16499796

>> No.16501737

>>16499769
have you never heard of wet wipes? or just put paper under the sink for a second, double ply it, and then dry it after with normal paper. not that hard.

>> No.16501853

>>16500609
Fucking based.

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>>16500609
>Imagine saying this

I'd love to see this happen

>> No.16502661

>>16502017
I do actually piss in the sink at home. It saves water and you can start washing your hands straight away

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>>16499769
>>16499796
Lol this anon spends his time thinking new descriptions about Male faeces, sweat and arseholes