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My girlfriend when I've made it

>> No.16498575

>>16498572
>weird crease in armpit
>eyebrows too thin
>fake blonde
>stupid expression on her face
>tits too small
absoulte shit taste m8

>> No.16498586

>>16498572
you should visit Northern Yurope anon
be like a kid in a sweetshop

>> No.16498587
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16498587

rate mine

>> No.16498588

take the bimbo pill

>> No.16498590
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16498590

>>16498588
checked
this anon gets it

>> No.16498592

>girl

>> No.16498597

>>16498575
that's really convenient for you since she wouldn't notice your existence anyway if you met irl

>> No.16498602
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>> No.16498606

>>16498572
Cromag forehead

>> No.16498644

>>16498606
Yes

>> No.16498717

>making it post 2020
>settling for 3DPD

Enjoy losing half of your assets when your lust makes you give in to a sex robot ans your wife successfully petitions a divorce on grounds of adultery.

>> No.16498747
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>> No.16498776

Why are guys on biz so needy? What do you think a girlfriend will change in your life?

>> No.16498779

>>16498776
Benis in bagina

>> No.16498792

>>16498776
The psychological healing power of physical contact with someone you care about is not to be underestimated.

>> No.16498793

>>16498779
>stinks 90% of the time
>sneezes out mucus even when shes not aroused
>bleeds 5 days a month
>yeast infections every other month(literal fungus because she doesn't know how to clean)

>> No.16498794

>>16498776
It literally does. Food sleep and sex is what it takes for men to be happy

>> No.16498841

>>16498792
Funny thing about that. You can get those same psychological benefits with a dog, and you're more likely to receive it with the dog because the dog's love is unconditional. Half the people here begging for a GF likely don't have the means to entertain a proper relationship.

>> No.16498847

>>16498572
Flat and ugly? Nice.

>> No.16498853

>>16498606
>>16498644
Cromags are master race

>> No.16498964

>>16498575
she's fantastic.
Give it up incel.
have sex

>> No.16498968
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16498968

mine

>> No.16499058

>>16498588
>>16498590
"im a pathetic porn addict" the post

>> No.16499427

>>16498841
Having a body that you find attractive touching you would feel amazing.
I'm not a dog fucker

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>> No.16499677

>>16498587
Far better than OP

>> No.16499685

When I make it I want a tranny harem and a mommy gf

>> No.16499700

>>16498776

>He doesn't realize the end-game of making money is being able to have a better choice of mating partners

>> No.16499702
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16499702

she's so perfect bros

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16499768

>>16498575

>> No.16500000

>>16498841
You're exactly like the dumb roasties who think that a dog or a cat are suitable substitutes for children. Only a retard would actually think that a pet compares to the reward and complexity provided by healthy human relationships.

>> No.16500073
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16500073

>not getting a 5/10 to love you unconditionally instead of a 10/10 that will be tempted everyday of their lives to leave you for a brokeass chad and to "find herself"

>> No.16500092

>>16498586
lol

>> No.16500123
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16500123

>>16500000
Absolutely based, redpilled, and checked

>> No.16500204

>>16500000
You wont be able to attain a 'healthy human relationship' as a NEET that no woman wants to be around. Furthermore, the post was specifically in reference to physical contact.

>>16499427
You dont need to fuck the dog, idiot. Holding a dog can give you the same psychological benefits from physical contact that receiving a hug from a person would.

As far as having fulfilling mental relationships are concerned, if you feel that you specifically need a partner to do this, you're mistaken, and what's more likely the problem is that nobody wants to be around you, male or female. If you can't have fulfilling human relationships with people at the friend level, there's no way things are going to work out at the romantic relationship level.

>> No.16500219

>>16500000
Thank you based human lover.

>> No.16500236

>>16498572
>when I've made it
implying she will be an old hag.

>> No.16500256

>>16500204
I don't care about relationships I just want an attractive person to hug me. And fuck me.
I never felt the same way about animals dude...

>> No.16500303

>>16500204
Yes, and physical contact with an animal will never come even slightly close to feel if skin to skin contact with the woman you love and who loves you back. It's physiologically hardwired into our brains.

>> No.16500494

>>16500204
Who let the roasty in here?

>> No.16500504

>>16500000
The digits don't lie.

>> No.16500548

>>16500256
Then why not just get a dog and masturbate to pass the time until you make yourself presentable for another person? There's likely a good reason why you aren't getting any action currently and you should probably work on that.

>>16500303
Look these over and let me know what you think.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5645535/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/19124024/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/29674985/

>> No.16500578

>>16500548
masturbation doesn't satisfy my thirst for a humans touch.

>> No.16500607

>>16500578
This masturbating and sex with someone who loves you is not the same. However sex with mindless thots can be fun for a time like masterbating but eventually they become the same to you in your mind.

>> No.16500637

>>16500607
Id probably masturbate to the memories but not consider them the same.

>> No.16500908
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>>16500607
>sex with someone who loves you
>sex
>with someone who loves you
>4chan NEETs

>> No.16500965
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16500965

>>16498572

>> No.16501130

>>16500548
I never claimed that pets dont induce feelings of wellbeing. My claim is that a pet will never be a comparable substitute for the touch and companionship of a women you love, and none of your links refute that. You obviously have never had a healthy relationship with a woman if you think otherwise.

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>>16498572
Mine.

>> No.16501268

>>16498841
>the dog's love is unconditional
This is common misconception. Dogs are just obsessively attached and greedy--will do anything for a treat.
They are incapable of love.

>> No.16501326

>>16498587
You have better odds than OP with his. Plus OP is borderline pedo

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My girlfriend when I've made it

>> No.16501831

>>16501345
cringe

>> No.16501875
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16501875

The best choice.

>> No.16501893

>>16501875
"Aspie" What the actual fucking fuck. We live in a society where it's TRENDY to have Ass Burgers. Jesus fucking Christ on a stick.

>> No.16501916
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16501916

>>16501345
I'd eat her out right in the middle of the McDonald's i don't give a shit.

>> No.16501922
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16501922

>>16501893
Well I have AS and I can tell you fore sure I'm not trendy with anyone. I'm hated more then anything for calling shit like how I see it and I did some shit to make moral fags trip their shit.

We just understand each other more then normies can.

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>>16501916

>> No.16502050

>>16500000
checked and /thread

>> No.16502146

>>16498575
she's even sticking them out so they don't look like A cups

>> No.16502163
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16502163

>>16498776
Women are like a mug of beer. After a few hours it becomes shit

Except its years not hours

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16502986

>>16500908
Hookers

>> No.16503000

>>16498572
i wonder what she smells like?

>> No.16503030

>>16501345
is that icarly

>> No.16503065

>>16498572
Ngmi

>> No.16503072

>>16498572
How many UPT for her?

>> No.16503094

>>16498572
And then feed her hopefully

>> No.16503121
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16503121

>>16498572
>my girlfriend when i make it

>> No.16503144

>>16500073
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1ZJiBHh-Yw

>> No.16503145

>>16501875
>>16501922
Just say that you want to fuck underage girls, you libertarian faggot

>> No.16503179

>>16501922
LOL, aspies are cute when they're 18 but once they start on meds they've got about 16 months before they get fat and their mood swings make them untolerable.

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My make it GF

>> No.16503208

>>16498572
it hurts bros i had her the one that got away she went away to find someone better and couldnt find it after 1.5 years she returned to me but i rejected her broke my heart to million pieces.

>> No.16503678

>>16503186
Based

>> No.16503694

>>16503186
Imagine blowing a 3 day backed up bareback load into that.

>> No.16503710
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16503710

this nigger

>> No.16504636

>>16500303
Just shave the dog

>> No.16504774
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16504774

https://www.24fa.top/mn67039c49p3.aspx

Someone posted her on reddit. She looks like an Elf.

>> No.16504830

>>16498572

Looks like a Russian meth addict. Sorry bro but that bitch is ugly.

>> No.16504848
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16504848

future comming

>> No.16504858
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>>16503121
You have the best taste anon mediterranean girls are top notch.

>> No.16504874

>>16498575
You left out the five head

>> No.16504890

>>16504636
Hard kek

>> No.16504929

>>16498590
if i made it this is what i would buy too

>> No.16504954

>>16498572
Good choice I want one like that also

>> No.16504979

>>16502986
hookers cost money. NEETs can barely afford it

>> No.16504990

Am i the only one with asian fever?

>> No.16504999

>>16500000
AND GOD SAID BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY
>>16500123

>> No.16505566

>>16504999
Checked.
He said that a long ass time ago though, do you think there is still room?

>> No.16505991

>>16500204
You know the drill

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mine

>> No.16506091

>>16498572
nasty