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16496295 No.16496295 [Reply] [Original]

How do I turn $1000 into $100000?

>> No.16496325

>>16496295
>Be pajeet
>Make thread posing dumb fucking question how to get rich.
>Follow up with suggestions of scams like DAG, FTM, RSR, ONE

I see you Satsgang bitch

>> No.16496328

>>16496325
Don't even know what satsgang is but I doubt it actually has enough impact to make money anyway

>> No.16496377

>>16496295
multiply 1000 by 100

>> No.16496379

>>16496377
How

>> No.16496383

>>16496295
Buy knee pads

>> No.16496386

>>16496383
Not an option

>> No.16496404

>>16496295
put the 1k you have now in a safe or a bank and then go steal the other 99k from a rich fag. or you could work at McDonald's for like 50 years.

>> No.16496407

>>16496295
Loan, margin, options.

1. Go to a bank. Get a loan.
2. Put money in your margin trading account
3. Buy call options with all your money including all your margin.

>> No.16496430

>>16496404
How to do that

>> No.16496434

chainlink

>> No.16496439

>>16496295
> 1) Buy knee pads $20 - $40
> 2) Start sucking dicks for $5 - $20 (scaling with your knob slobbering skill)
> 3) ?????
> 4) Profit

>> No.16496459
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16496459

Definitely a possibility in poker

Play pot limit Omaha and get lucky

>> No.16497111

>>16496328
Found the Satsgang shill. These threads are so obvious.

>Doesnt know what Satsgang is
>But thinks they arent impactful enough

Jesus you fucking dumbass indians dont even try anymore. These threads are so obvious

>> No.16497119
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16497119

How do i get passive income with 100k