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16489445 No.16489445 [Reply] [Original]

start a business

>> No.16489470
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16489470

too lazy sorry and i dont have millionnaire parents to ensure my lifestyle

+ you look like a chink

>> No.16489471

Running a business is work. Why would I want to be a slave to my client? Fuck them.

>> No.16489633

I've run a business for 11 years. It's hard work, but rewarding. You don't answer to anyone. The money you earn is yours. Crypto is a business expense.

>> No.16489679

>>16489445
got no seed money, if there was UBI I could actually devote time to creating a prototype to attract investors, I do not want to promise something and then be on the hook to backers especially when we're about to have a global recession and plans can change drastically, might be better to wait n see...

>> No.16490576

>>16489633
>You don't answer to anyone.
you have to answer to your customers
>The money you earn is yours.
what are taxes?

>> No.16490596

>yes mr customer, how deep do you want me to suck your dick today?
>*gobble gobble gobble*
>*drools* thank you sir

>> No.16490598

>>16490576
>what is ancap area known as monaco?

>> No.16490711

>>16490596
I tell my customers to go fuck themselves for 8.99/mo

>> No.16490721

>>16490711
>mr customer, PLEASE - no anal today
>thank you for honoring my defiant expression of weakness sir

>> No.16490729

>>16490721
>>16490596
this is what a communist looks like, beware they are sickly and will never heal from their wounds.

>> No.16490736

>>16490729
>this is what a literal capitalist looks like
fixed

>> No.16490786

>>16490736
a smart CEO can create a company that makes money without sucking off its clients, seems you dont know how to run a company if you think its about sucking dick or pleasing the client, its about making money.
lmao go back to school kiddo

>> No.16490842

>>16490786
>I'm not a whore
>I just suck dicks and take it up the ass!

>> No.16490846

>>16490786
Name one company that's like this. You can create departments and positions that don't take any pressure or flack from customers, but the B2B and B2C interaction layers will be cucked by design. It's the status quo.

>> No.16491030

>>16489445
Everybody already does everything, and I'm not some engineer so I can't just invent something to sell.

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>>16490596
Your customer is almost always wrong and if you can ignore them and/or effectively communicate to them that they should go fuck themselves and let you do your job, you will be successful. Sounds to me like you have never ran a business. Are you currently wearing "programming socks"? You're currently wearing them, aren't you?

>> No.16491133

>>16490576
if you run a flow-thru entity then you get to deduct ordinary expenses for doing work.

can't do that as an employee without itemizing, and even then it's a piss-take

>> No.16491147

>>16490576
I don't answer to my customers at all. You set the terms, and assuming you're not shit at your job - you do as promised. That's it.

Everything is taxed. I don't mind paying my way in life because I'm not a retard.

>> No.16491178

make some billions

>> No.16491182

Contracts protect both parties and explicitly states what is expected.

>> No.16491217
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>>16489445
grow a mustache

>> No.16491599

>>16489470
>>16489471
>>16489633
>>16489679
>>16490576
have sex

>> No.16491623

>>16491599
suck dick

>> No.16491745

>95% of start-ups fail within 2 years
>99% of alts are pure shitcoins

Yah, I'd rather trade crypto.

>> No.16491748

>>16489445
quit being a scam artist

>> No.16491769

well based

>> No.16491788

Starting an LLC was the best thing i've ever done

>> No.16492098

>>16489445
He had rich as fuck parents.

>> No.16492114

>>16492098
... and was clearly talented, driven and conditioned in addition to that.

>> No.16492126

The lesson is not to start a business with no goal
The lesson is to be a competent futurist free from illusions of stability.

>> No.16492135

>>16492126
>The lesson is to be a competent futurist free from illusions of stability.
this is very uncomfy, but true