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A banana duct-taped to a wall was sold for $120,000 at Art Basel Miami.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/art-basel-banana-duct-taped-to-wall-sells-for-120000-miami-beach-2019-12-06/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab7e&linkId=78379191

How can I profit off of this?

>> No.16483620

>>16483610
smear shit across your face and sell that for $200,000

>> No.16483623
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>>16483610
>How can I profit off of this?
Unless you're friends with some rich jew, you won't.

>> No.16483624

>>16483610
Become a high profile money launderer with deep ties in the global elite

>> No.16483625

*ahem* money-laundering *ahem*

>> No.16483686

>>16483610
If a tranny had used it to dilate with it would probably sell for $1MM

>> No.16483711
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>>16483610
>>16483623
pic related

>> No.16483816
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>>16483610
>artists

>> No.16483825

>>16483610
Art is just very thinly veiled money laundering

>> No.16483828

>>16483610
Known tax dodging scam most million and billionaires own "art galleries" for this sole purpose

>> No.16483990

>>16483610
it's just money laundering through art

>> No.16484006

>>16483610
Money laundering for 600 Alex.

>> No.16484017

>>16483816
Tbh I like what the sculpture of the guy sucking himself off represents about the art world. Pic related poster is just salty that dude had better satire than he did.

>> No.16484061

>ITT: people that dont understand art screaming money laundering

>> No.16484114

>>16484017
Guy makes a dragon and thinks his art is more relevant than dude jizzing into his own mouth sculpture. What a fucking nobody. He’s probably annoyed the self suck sculptor is a Chad and has more to say about life with his art than he ever will. Fucking dragon? Come on.

>> No.16484127

>>16484061
(((You)))

>> No.16484133

>>16483610
just money laundering

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>>16484061
I wonder who could be behind this post

>> No.16484152

>>16484061
What is there to understand these days? It's broken beyond the event horizon of black comedy.

>>16484114
>t. postmodernist

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>>16483610
Umm

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>>16484152
>What is there to understand these days? It's broken beyond the event horizon of black comedy.

>> No.16484776

>>16483610
it's actually a good piece and you poorfags getting assblasted about 120k is actually making it even better.

>> No.16485485

>>16483610
>How can I profit off of this?
Invest in Zyklon-b shares

>> No.16485739

>>16483816
Fucking kek

>> No.16485784

>>16483610
Money laundering I hope